Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-07 (DUmmies Outraged At People Who Consider Terrorism A Threat)
Posted on 07/11/2007 4:56:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
John Edwards has downplayed the terrorist threat by stating that the global war on terrorism is nothing but a bumper sticker slogan. In fact, it is very important to Leftwingers that the fiction be preserved that there is no real threat of Islamo-Fascist terrorism. Ask a typical leftwinger who is more of a terrorist threat; an Islamic fundamentalist or your average Southern Baptist and he would either answer the latter or (if trying to pretend to be sane) be unable to answer the question. Therefore it is no surprise at all that the DUmmies are in an uproar over some PSA ad during a TV show in which parents are encouraged to talk to their kids about terrorist attacks as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Oh my f*cking gawd, the motherf*ckers!!!!" Yes, how DARE they suggest you should talk to your own children about terrorism especially since the REAL terrorists are the EVIL Bush regime who plotted and carried out the 9/11 attacks. So let us now watch the DUmmies once again leap off the edge of sanity in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that John Edwards considers a Republican neighbor to be more of a threat than Osama bin Laden, is in the [brackets]:
Oh my f*cking gawd, the motherf*ckers!!!!
[What happened? Did someone threaten us with nuclear detruction or, even worse, cut off your pizza supply line?]
I just saw an ad on ABC Family - you know, the ones where you need to talk to your kids about smoking, drugs, drinking, abstinence...but it was talking to your kids about terrorist attacks!
[Better warn them about the DUmmies as well.]
I just caught the end. Looked up and saw little kids with big eyes - the narrator asking parents, "What will you do to protect your children....? How will you keep them safe?" They gave a .gov address to get suggestions for "making a plan".
[What will you do to protect your DUmmies from reality?]
And there was the big Homeland Security Sig at the end.
This is soooo f*cked up.
[GASP! Imagine Homeland Security being concerned about the security of children especially since we know it is really a Gestapo type operation intent on sending all us good progressives to Wal-Mart detention camps. And now for some more outrage from the rest of the DUmmies...]
Duck and cover!
[DUmmie and cover...your brain.]
Insanely EVIL... Talking about terror attacks with your kids-
[The horror. The HORROR!]
More important to talk to your kids about who is behind pushing terror and these "talk" promos.The powers that be are completely out of control. Can I get a witness?
[Norman Bates can back you up as a witness.]
Nothing like using children when the adults stop buying the lie.
[Nothing like using children as suicide bombers but to DUmmies that is only a rightwing myth.]
"They want to kill your CHILDREN, David ... " Right from the mouth of the beast, the most filthy kind of fear-mongering.
[How dare they! We all know Al Qaeda is merely a benign organization concerned only with helping the needy.]
I think it's www.ready.gov. I've seen that commercial too. Let's make sure the little ones are good and scared!
[Meanwhile in schools all over the country, leftwing teachers have no problem scaring children about the Beast---the EVIL Bush Regime.]
From the kid's fun page - 'Terrorism is the use of threat or violence to scare governments into changing their policies. A terrorist can be an individual or a member of an organization. The attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on September 11, 2001, are examples of acts of terrorism.
The word "terrorism" first appeared in France (terrorisme) in 1795.
Talk to your parents or teachers if you have questions about this type of emergency.'
[Unbelievable! How dare they suggest it was foreign terrorists who attacked the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on 9/11 when we all know it was just a government plot to recreate the Reichstag fire.]
You may note they call it 'The Homeland'. Remind you of anything?
[Yeah. Homeland Security cameras. I'm marketing them. You get a 6" monitor plus TWO infrared cameras for only 25 bucks. May I take your order?]
What gives Chertoff the right to tell the country that he has a gut feeling that were going to be hit with a terrorist attack this summer?
[Um... Maybe because he is the director of Homeland Security?]
This - is child abuse - not protection. Of course, I was pretty young during the drop and duck days - so maybe it was abuse then as well.
[You seem to leaving a lot of DUck drops nowadays as well.]
It's all pretty bad but this one is criminal. F*ck these dirt bags for messing with my kids.
[And I bet this DUmmie would have absolutely NO problem with a leftwing teacher instructing his kids about the clinical details of gay sex or instilling paranoia in them about the EVIL Bush Regime.]
Bush = Stalin. If you're talking terms of insane propaganda, that is.
[DUmmie = NUts.]
it is all about control, something that comes out of Goebbels handbook, keep the masses in fear, f*ck that and f*ck them. And damn them for using ourchildren for their propaganda.
[So you would have no problem with stopping the daily leftwing propaganda that children are subjected to in public schools?]
Like I said before. Terrorism is not a f*cking threat to me. If you look at the damage they have done to our country (not phsycological - just strictly material) it's miniscule. It's all in people's heads. If a f*cking asshole decides to drive a car into airport to unsuccessfully blow it up once every three years, and burns himself in the process, why should that be the main reason for structuring our foreign policy? this is so stupid
[Is that you, Pink Sapphire?]
Using the oldest play in the book. religion does it nonstop to kids.
[Except for the Islamic religion. You need to clarify that.]
Yet another reason to turn of the TV permanently. We still have a TV, but it's hardly ever on. Kids can't get subjected to propaganda, whether it's from the government or just fast food or cola companies, if the TV is off. I agree this is evil. But for once, you have the power to make it go away. Turn off the TV. Permanently.
[It is important to shelter your children from reality so they can grow up to become DUmmies.]
We all know this fearmongering is bullshit....
[Just like 9/11. BS.]
They have started ramping up the fear again. I shudder to think what they are planning.
[Shipping you off to Wal-Mart Detention Camps of course.]
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I was reading and it popped up. Another good one.
DUmmies never cease to amaze me.
Of course if the subject is homosexuality, global warming or how to give a BJ, the kids SHOULD NOT talk to their parents.
top business 10
For all the lurkers from the left... this is what terrorist really want to do with your kids. MASH HERE
Yes, that is a Koran being used as a pressure release detonator to kill kids.
Something tells me that most of the posters at DU have never even had the opportunity to reproduce much less actually produce children.
Right. Besides that time could be better spent teaching your little kids how to put a condom on a banana. Stupid liberals, but I repeat myself.
Yes, it works very well for the Democratic party....."for the children" attached to every noxious proposal of theirs....
But be sure the oven is on or you''ll have a pretty raw duck for dinner.
This from the same people that have NO PROBLEM with scaring kids with Global Warming. Or with looking for a child molester under every bed. Or with death by the latest Bird Flu/EColi/transfatty acid/flavor of the week that's going to kill you. Or with broadcasting murder and mayhem 24/7 on TV. Or with....
While I *do* agree that the ad is a little heavy handed, ascribing it as an Evil Plot by the Bush Regime to terrify our kids is pretty foolish.
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