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We're Blowing Up Lemons Today (When Life Gives You Lemons, Blow Them Up)
lemon tree | 12/29/2007 | me

Posted on 12/29/2007 3:30:38 PM PST by pax_et_bonum

We're exploding lemons today.

humblegunner is letting Eaker explode lemons on his head. We have photos and video which will be posted very soon.

TheMom, Allegra, TheGirl, and me are all witnesses to this bizarre behavior.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: explosions; holdmybeer; lemonade; lemons; megatards; midget; tards; wondersluts
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Pics coming soon.

We wanted all of you to be ready.

1 posted on 12/29/2007 3:30:40 PM PST by pax_et_bonum
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To: pax_et_bonum

Anti-lemonite.


2 posted on 12/29/2007 3:34:01 PM PST by cripplecreek (Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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To: pax_et_bonum; humblegunner; Eaker; TheMom; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; Tijeras_Slim; Squantos; ...

Ping - pics are on the way! Exploding lemons are worth the wait.


3 posted on 12/29/2007 3:35:29 PM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: pax_et_bonum; Eaker; Squantos

This has got to be better than when my uncle talked me into shooting a 2 pound block of Velveeta at point blank range with a .357!


4 posted on 12/29/2007 3:37:10 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: pax_et_bonum

I got giant lemons in CA. Almost big as grapefruit. And they’re not nice and smooth, like normal lemons. They’re bumpy and rough, like they got warts.

Just some weird subspecies.


5 posted on 12/29/2007 3:38:23 PM PST by djf (Whats with Santa and the short guys and toys? Michael Jackson of the Arctic? Somethin fishy here!)
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To: Allegra

The last exploding lemon I had experience with was a Ford Pinto.


6 posted on 12/29/2007 3:41:27 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: All

More to come including video.

7 posted on 12/29/2007 3:55:25 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: djf
I got giant lemons in CA.

We've got exploding lemons in Texas.

8 posted on 12/29/2007 3:57:16 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

When life gives you lemons, find the guys who got vodka and ice.


9 posted on 12/29/2007 3:57:57 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: Tijeras_Slim

You watch! Someday, those old Pintos and Mavericks are gonna be worth some bux!!


10 posted on 12/29/2007 4:07:02 PM PST by djf (Whats with Santa and the short guys and toys? Michael Jackson of the Arctic? Somethin fishy here!)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Please add me to your exploding lemon ping list. I hate lemons. Always have.


11 posted on 12/29/2007 4:07:39 PM PST by RedRover
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To: djf

Hey, I also had a ‘78 Maverick with a 302 in it... What a POS, but you could smoke the tires.


12 posted on 12/29/2007 4:08:05 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: pax_et_bonum
I would want a grapefruit.
13 posted on 12/29/2007 4:11:22 PM PST by ThomasThomas (An investigative journalist is one who uses spellcheck.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Thing is, old cars like that are a dime a dozen. And with a little work, and not too much of an investment at all, you could trick it out pretty good!

Maybe I’m just jealous cause I can barely afford to keep the tank full in my Impala! (’66 Sedan)


14 posted on 12/29/2007 4:15:18 PM PST by djf (Whats with Santa and the short guys and toys? Michael Jackson of the Arctic? Somethin fishy here!)
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To: pax_et_bonum
This thread needs pictures.

You really should have gotten the pictures ready before you posted the thread

15 posted on 12/29/2007 4:20:04 PM PST by humblegunner (My KungFu is ten times power.)
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To: humblegunner

Video?


16 posted on 12/29/2007 4:22:13 PM PST by netmilsmom (Financing James Marsden's kid's college fund, 1 ticket, 1 DVD at a time.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Is that Eaker?
He said that if TX seceedes from the Union after the Anti-christ is elected, we can pull our trailer onto his property.

My youngest daughter wants to know if he will still have a lemon on his head when we get there.


17 posted on 12/29/2007 4:24:48 PM PST by netmilsmom (Financing James Marsden's kid's college fund, 1 ticket, 1 DVD at a time.)
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To: All

Lemon smoking and about to explode.

18 posted on 12/29/2007 4:30:57 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: humblegunner
You really should have gotten the pictures ready before you posted the thread.

Crackhead.

19 posted on 12/29/2007 4:32:14 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Oh Heck, I figured high powered rifles would some how be involved.

drat.


20 posted on 12/29/2007 4:32:34 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

We are really, breathlessly waiting for this.


21 posted on 12/29/2007 4:59:53 PM PST by netmilsmom (Financing James Marsden's kid's college fund, 1 ticket, 1 DVD at a time.)
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To: All; Eaker; humblegunner; Allegra; TheMom; Tijeras_Slim; Squantos; hiredhand; Slings and Arrows; ...

Here’s a bit of video!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf4xfBjmtu8


22 posted on 12/29/2007 5:01:45 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: netmilsmom

It’s there!


23 posted on 12/29/2007 5:02:13 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: djf

Video’s up.

;-)


24 posted on 12/29/2007 5:02:39 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Video’s up!


25 posted on 12/29/2007 5:03:01 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: RedRover

Video’s up and since you really hate lemons you’re in for a treat.

TheMom, Allegra, and I had lemon body parts (aka lemon snot) all over our nice jackets afterward.


26 posted on 12/29/2007 5:04:01 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: 1rudeboy
When life gives you lemons, find the guys who got vodka and ice.

Or fireworks.

Video's up!

27 posted on 12/29/2007 5:04:53 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: pax_et_bonum

LOL!


28 posted on 12/29/2007 5:04:55 PM PST by Jet Jaguar (Who would the terrorists vote for?)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Hey!!

That’s illegal in 43 states!
And 22 foreign countries!

Fruit abuse!

(LMAO!!)


29 posted on 12/29/2007 5:05:51 PM PST by djf (Whats with Santa and the short guys and toys? Michael Jackson of the Arctic? Somethin fishy here!)
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Humble never sours the fun ;0)


30 posted on 12/29/2007 5:06:09 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: humblegunner

Nice BLING! L0L!


31 posted on 12/29/2007 5:07:40 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

Fo shizzle.


32 posted on 12/29/2007 5:09:03 PM PST by cripplecreek (Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
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To: pax_et_bonum; Eaker; humblegunner

You nippleheads!


33 posted on 12/29/2007 5:09:36 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: pax_et_bonum
That was really really bizarre

Got anymore? Zoom in on the explosion, that would be cool

34 posted on 12/29/2007 5:11:14 PM PST by SoftballMominVA (Never wrestle with a pig; he wants to get dirty anyway.)
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Further proof that duct tape is the enemy.


35 posted on 12/29/2007 5:13:25 PM PST by ValerieTexas
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ROFL!!!

You guys are NUTS!

Can’t wait to see y’all again next spring.


36 posted on 12/29/2007 5:22:00 PM PST by LUV W (Friendship is neither a contest nor a race. What matters is the feeling involved. <3)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Like the duct tape touch! LOL!


37 posted on 12/29/2007 5:23:47 PM PST by LUV W (Friendship is neither a contest nor a race. What matters is the feeling involved. <3)
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To: humblegunner

There’s a grouch on every thread. Sheesh!


38 posted on 12/29/2007 5:25:42 PM PST by LUV W (Friendship is neither a contest nor a race. What matters is the feeling involved. <3)
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39 posted on 12/29/2007 5:27:13 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: humblegunner

I just realized you dropped your beer!

Don’t you know the first rule of “here hold my beer”?


40 posted on 12/29/2007 5:29:00 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: pax_et_bonum

That’s on the inside of them shorts right?


41 posted on 12/29/2007 5:30:11 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: pax_et_bonum

Are those “mitt marks”?


42 posted on 12/29/2007 5:31:35 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: pax_et_bonum; mnehrling; lormand; dighton; BlackElk; elhombrelibre; SJackson; Petronski

Ron Paul got jealous of Mitt Romney's magical underpants, so he got some of his own.

43 posted on 12/29/2007 5:31:46 PM PST by Allegra (That midget hates it when I do that.)
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To: Allegra

Welcome home Allegra


44 posted on 12/29/2007 5:33:00 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Girlene; bigheadfred; lilycicero; pinkpanther111; pax_et_bonum
See video at post 22!
45 posted on 12/29/2007 5:33:58 PM PST by RedRover (Thanks, pax! I left you a message on YouTube!)
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To: pax_et_bonum
Romney '08 underwear

Now that's soiling your shorts...although it would be a good excuse to fart more.

46 posted on 12/29/2007 5:37:07 PM PST by big'ol_freeper (Mitt to supporters: "DON'T TRY TO DEFEND MY LIBERAL RECORD. BELITTLE THEM WITH PERSONAL ATTACKS")
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To: big'ol_freeper

roflmao.


47 posted on 12/29/2007 5:37:39 PM PST by darkangel82 (And the band played on....)
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To: Bender2

Come check this out...


48 posted on 12/29/2007 5:38:04 PM PST by big'ol_freeper (Mitt to supporters: "DON'T TRY TO DEFEND MY LIBERAL RECORD. BELITTLE THEM WITH PERSONAL ATTACKS")
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To: pax_et_bonum; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra; mylife; LUV W; NYTexan

LOL!
How come you didn’t do that when we were down there?


49 posted on 12/29/2007 5:38:24 PM PST by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: MS.BEHAVIN

We needed the lemons for drinks


50 posted on 12/29/2007 5:43:06 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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