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We're Blowing Up Lemons Today (When Life Gives You Lemons, Blow Them Up)
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| 12/29/2007
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Posted on 12/29/2007 3:30:38 PM PST by pax_et_bonum
We're exploding lemons today.
humblegunner is letting Eaker explode lemons on his head. We have photos and video which will be posted very soon.
TheMom, Allegra, TheGirl, and me are all witnesses to this bizarre behavior.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: explosions; holdmybeer; lemonade; lemons; megatards; midget; tards; wondersluts
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Pics coming soon.
We wanted all of you to be ready.
To: pax_et_bonum
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posted on
12/29/2007 3:34:01 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Only one consistent conservative in this race and his name is Hunter.)
To: pax_et_bonum; humblegunner; Eaker; TheMom; Xenalyte; Bacon Man; Hap; Tijeras_Slim; Squantos; ...
Ping - pics are on the way! Exploding lemons are worth the wait.
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posted on
12/29/2007 3:35:29 PM PST
by
Allegra
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: pax_et_bonum; Eaker; Squantos
This has got to be better than when my uncle talked me into shooting a 2 pound block of Velveeta at point blank range with a .357!
To: pax_et_bonum
I got giant lemons in CA. Almost big as grapefruit. And they’re not nice and smooth, like normal lemons. They’re bumpy and rough, like they got warts.
Just some weird subspecies.
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posted on
12/29/2007 3:38:23 PM PST
by
djf
(Whats with Santa and the short guys and toys? Michael Jackson of the Arctic? Somethin fishy here!)
To: Allegra
The last exploding lemon I had experience with was a Ford Pinto.
To: All
More to come including video.
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posted on
12/29/2007 3:55:25 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: djf
I got giant lemons in CA. We've got exploding lemons in Texas.
8
posted on
12/29/2007 3:57:16 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: pax_et_bonum
When life gives you lemons, find the guys who got vodka and ice.
9
posted on
12/29/2007 3:57:57 PM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: Tijeras_Slim
You watch! Someday, those old Pintos and Mavericks are gonna be worth some bux!!
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posted on
12/29/2007 4:07:02 PM PST
by
djf
(Whats with Santa and the short guys and toys? Michael Jackson of the Arctic? Somethin fishy here!)
To: pax_et_bonum
Please add me to your exploding lemon ping list. I hate lemons. Always have.
11
posted on
12/29/2007 4:07:39 PM PST
by
RedRover
To: djf
Hey, I also had a ‘78 Maverick with a 302 in it... What a POS, but you could smoke the tires.
To: pax_et_bonum
I would want a grapefruit.
13
posted on
12/29/2007 4:11:22 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(An investigative journalist is one who uses spellcheck.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Thing is, old cars like that are a dime a dozen. And with a little work, and not too much of an investment at all, you could trick it out pretty good!
Maybe I’m just jealous cause I can barely afford to keep the tank full in my Impala! (’66 Sedan)
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posted on
12/29/2007 4:15:18 PM PST
by
djf
(Whats with Santa and the short guys and toys? Michael Jackson of the Arctic? Somethin fishy here!)
To: pax_et_bonum
This thread needs pictures.
You really should have gotten the pictures ready before you posted the thread
15
posted on
12/29/2007 4:20:04 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(My KungFu is ten times power.©)
To: humblegunner
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posted on
12/29/2007 4:22:13 PM PST
by
netmilsmom
(Financing James Marsden's kid's college fund, 1 ticket, 1 DVD at a time.)
To: pax_et_bonum
Is that Eaker?
He said that if TX seceedes from the Union after the Anti-christ is elected, we can pull our trailer onto his property.
My youngest daughter wants to know if he will still have a lemon on his head when we get there.
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posted on
12/29/2007 4:24:48 PM PST
by
netmilsmom
(Financing James Marsden's kid's college fund, 1 ticket, 1 DVD at a time.)
To: All
Lemon smoking and about to explode.
18
posted on
12/29/2007 4:30:57 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: humblegunner
You really should have gotten the pictures ready before you posted the thread. Crackhead.
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posted on
12/29/2007 4:32:14 PM PST
by
pax_et_bonum
(That midget hates it when I do that.)
To: pax_et_bonum
Oh Heck, I figured high powered rifles would some how be involved.
drat.
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posted on
12/29/2007 4:32:34 PM PST
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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