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Kevorkian on “Short List” for Cabinet Post in Next Democratic Administration
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 19 Jan 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/22/2008 3:10:23 PM PST by John Semmens

The name of Jack Kevorkian, infamous for his role in “assisting” the “suicide” of depressed individuals, is being bandied about in discussions of what the next Democratic administration’s cabinet might look like. Possible positions are said to include Surgeon General, Secretary of Health and Human Services, and Social Security Commissioner.

Pointing out that “Kevorkian brings the same kind of rational compassion to ‘end-of-life’ issues that abortion handles at the earliest stages,” Democratic National Committee Chairman, Dr. Howard Dean said it “is only natural that his name would come up in the context of forecasting who might serve in the upcoming Democratic administration.”

While conceding that Surgeon General or a post in H&HS might seem most logical, Dean suggested that heading up the Social Security Administration might be the best fit.

“Everybody knows that Social Security is headed for bankruptcy,” Dean reminded. “Increases in longevity since the program was founded are draining the trust fund’s resources. Reversing this trend would go a long way toward making the program more fiscally manageable.”

“Look, when Social Security was established in the 1930s, average life expectancy was 57 years,” Dean continued. “The majority of people died before they reached the 65-year-old retirement age. Today, average life expectancy is 75 years. The overwhelming majority are collecting Social Security benefits, many for a decade or more. Establishing ‘assisted termination’ as an accepted medical practice, as Kevorkian has been urging, would help rectify the situation.”

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TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: longevity; retirement; satire; suicide

1 posted on 01/22/2008 3:10:24 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I thought he was dying?


2 posted on 01/22/2008 3:14:51 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a 2nd BCT 10th Mountain Soldier home after 15 months in the Triangle of death)
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To: John Semmens

Is he even going to live to see the next inauguration? Or is this some failed exaggeration to prove a point thing?


3 posted on 01/22/2008 3:16:20 PM PST by discostu (a mountain is something you don't want to %^&* with)
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To: John Semmens
Dr. Kevorkian was the main money man behind an
oil exploration company I bird dogged for.

I said “I want to be paid in cash, not in trade”.

It was a different Dr. Kevorkian! LOL

4 posted on 01/22/2008 3:42:31 PM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (Rudy,Romney,McCain, Huckabee will send a self-abused stomped elephant to the DRNC.)
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To: John Semmens

I think I would like to see a transcript, this is even insane for Dean to say.


5 posted on 01/22/2008 3:57:06 PM PST by Walkingfeather (u)
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To: John Semmens

I support jack for CO of Gitmo!


6 posted on 01/22/2008 6:25:25 PM PST by BTCM (Death and destruction is the only treaty Muslims comprehend.)
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To: SoldierDad
I thought he was dying?

Naw, just helping others die.........

7 posted on 01/22/2008 6:26:34 PM PST by Osage Orange ("Bill Clinton is an unusually good liar" - Bob Kerry)
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To: John Semmens
Damn John! I got halfway through the first paragraph before I caught on. You're good, as usual.

I laughed when I head that guy from the Onion was moving into a political rag and wondered when you'd get the call too?

Keep it up FRiend.

8 posted on 01/22/2008 6:44:24 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (To Err Is Human. To Arr is Pirate. To Unnngh! is Freeper.)
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To: Osage Orange

I read somewhere that his health is failing.


9 posted on 01/22/2008 7:16:33 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a 2nd BCT 10th Mountain Soldier home after 15 months in the Triangle of death)
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