DUmmie FUnnies 02-19-08 ("Fidel Castro Resigns As President")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 19, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Phantom Lord]

Castro is often refered to as having "Outlasted X US Presidents".

President George W. Bush can rightfully be refered to as the US President that outlasted Castro.

[mikrofon]

However, it the idiots in Florida that have me worried. I just know that there will be some attempt to return to Cuba

Cubans having the audacity to try to return to their homeland -- Horrors!

[PJ-Comix]

Check out my song parody suggestion above about Castro singing, “Don’t Cry For Me My Havana.” Oh and stay away from the lima beans for the next few weeks.

[Paradox]

Even if you love US imperialism and regard the mass slaughter of Iraqis as a good thing, you can at least see that Castro did nothing remotely similar

This guy simply has no clue. The Castro revolution was a terrible, ruthless, and bloody thing. I have heard many first hand accounts that would bring tears to your eyes. Communists always rationalize their killings, and I am sure Fidel sleeps easy at night..

[doorgunner69]

[Wasn't it Jimmy Carter who brought about the collapse of the USSR?]

Nah, he just told us we did not need to fear the Soviets anymore, just before they invaded Afghanistan............

[Ultra Sonic 007]

Probably every sitting president we have ever had... has had more people killed then Castro-maybe just maybe- Carter is an exception

*is speechless*

[Arrowhead1952]

Probably every sitting president we have ever had... has had more people killed then Castro-maybe just maybe- Carter is an exception

Shaking head in disgust. And they wonder why we call them DUmmies?????

[rdl6989]

Sometimes I honestly wonder if posters on DU mean to be taken seriesly. They seem more deluded today than usual.

[Charles Henrickson]

Fidel Castro Resigns As President

Maybe he can run here, DUmmies. He might even be more liberal than Obama.

[Arrowhead1952]

There are a number of FReepers with DU accounts who try to out DUmmie other FReepers and the real DUmmies.

[Charles Henrickson]

the right has rewritten history to credit Reagan with the collapse of the USSR (something he was only nominally involved in). . . .

Uh, here's a newsflash, DUmmie: President Reagan was VERY MUCH involved in the collapse of the Evil Empire.

[KC_Conspirator]

Given that the right has rewritten history to credit Reagan with the collapse of the USSR (something he was only nominally involved in), expect this to be rewritten as a great triumph for Chimpy.

Thats because Reagan did, despite the lies of the left.

[Charles Henrickson]

I don't think the Cuban populace is ready to revolt. . . .

The DUmmieland populace is, though. THE DUMMIES ARE REVOLTING!

[Charles Henrickson]

Comparing a true monster like Chimpy to Castro is simply an admission of blind ignorance.

Sometimes, the things the DUmmies write are so stunningly stupid they defy satire.

[rdl6989]

“Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.”

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xK30k2WTxY0

[Charles Henrickson]

May the liberalization of Cuba begin, and may the oppressive communist regime crumble and freedom flourish on that wonderful island.

May the DE-liberalization of Cuba begin. Castro is the ultimate liberal--socialism, big government controlling everything, no freedom, anti-Christian. . . . That's liberalism in a nutshell.

[Charles Henrickson]

Long live the Revolution! . . . Hasta la victoria siempre. . . !

Viva la Revolucion! Si, se puede! Piso mojado!

[Yo-Yo]

Probably every sitting president we have ever had... has had more people killed then Castro-maybe just maybe- Carter is an exception

Exception? It was Carter who withdrew support from the Shaw of Iran, allowed the Ayatollah to return from exile, and start the entire Islamofacism Movement we're waging war against today.

Oh yeah, Carter's hands have no blood on them...

[meandog]

Even if you love US imperialism and regard the mass slaughter of Iraqis as a good thing, you can at least see that Castro did nothing remotely similar. Or are you so truly deluded that you cannot admit to even that simple fact. Comparing a true monster like Chimpy to Castro is simply an admission of blind ignorance.

LOL...tell that to the thousands that Fiedel, Che' (el comandante) and Raul had put up against a wall and shot by firing squads. What an asshat!

[dirtbiker]

[Typed the DUmmie squingting at his monitor between the empty pizza cartons in his dank little basement.]

I was thinking more of [Typed the DUmmie squingting at his monitor thru the crayon scribble on the screen.]