Posted on 03/11/2008 3:12:30 PM PDT by John Semmens
New Cuban president Raul Castro, announced plans to increase his country’s efforts to spy on the United States under his regime.
“Fidel was too trusting,” Raul lamented. “I will correct that weakness.”
The initial “bold first step” in this increased effort will be to get a subscription to the New York Times. “I have heard that the New York Times publishes many of the U.S. government’s secrets,” Raul said. “We will join the ranks of those who are among the first to know these secrets.”
To avert the possibility that the U.S. government might seek to bar Cuban access to the Times, Raul says his government will subscribe using an alias. “Ours will be one of the thousands of subscriptions listed under the name ‘Juan Doe,’ which I have been told is one of the most common names in America,” Raul said. “Our access to America’s most vital information will be unstoppable. The Yankee Imperialists will go crazy trying to track us down.”
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Raul just launched his spy capabilities into the 19th century. Good for him!
Raul Castro makes the point that the New York Times regularly commits treason! Why isn’t THAT the headline???
Another great one, John. Appreciate it.
.....Bob
This week they’re breaking bubble-gum code books.
Could somebody tell Raul that The Slimes is not the most reliable of sources.
I just found out about this site.....some of you may want to poke the Castro bros. in the eye. This site is direct into Cuba and may not be up for long. For non Spanish speaking FReepers a simple ‘CAMBIO AHORA’(change now) posting will help. Have fun
http://www.desdecuba.com/potro/
And Hillary or Barack will do what they can to bolster his communist dictatorship.
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