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Woman files lawsuit against AMR because passenger next to her masturbated while she slept
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| 03/14/2008
| Melissa Vargas
Posted on 03/16/2008 8:37:17 AM PDT by Harrius Magnus
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To: Harrius Magnus
When the plane landed, employee called airport police and the man was arrested. The suit alleges that the during the investigation, American Airlines employees told police they witnessed the man move from his assigned seat into the row where the woman was sleeping. The woman is seeking punitive damages and a jury trial. The question is: Does American Airlines have a duty to protect its customers? Should/Could they have known that a man moving to a row of seats that contained a sleeping woman had disgusting intentions toward her?
No one seems to be saying that the employees saw the man masterbating, just that they were aware that he had changed seats. I'm going to say no duty here, unless it comes out that men changing seats to harass women is very common and something employees are supposed to be looking out for.
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:20:28 AM PDT
by
Dianna
To: Boundless
Or maybe it was the “frenetic masturbator,” Eliot Spritzer?
To: csmusaret
What was her hair doing in his lap? Uh nevermind. I was wondering that, myself: that is, the average distance between someone's...lap and someone else's hair (if they are sitting side-by-side) is rather a long way for such stuff to travel up in the air, unassisted.
Simple physics problem given the initial velocity and the angular declension of the firing unit...
Cheers!
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:30:16 AM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Malsua
To: Harrius Magnus
We’re gonna need a picture of the young lady before we can decide if she deserves the money.
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:31:09 AM PDT
by
blam
(Secure the border and enforce the law)
To: Harrius Magnus; grey_whiskers; Tax-chick
The woman slept most of the flight, but awoke about 20 minutes before landing when the pilot announced the plane was on decent into Los Angeles. I'd say the plane was on indecent.
To: tueffelhunden
Really...unless the guy lit a cigarette afterwards I don't think she's got a case.:)
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:31:32 AM PDT
by
gundog
(John McCain is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:34:44 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)
To: Harrius Magnus
She may sue him but he’ll “beat” the rap.....
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:37:05 AM PDT
by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: Grizzled Bear
"Is this what they mean by Fly the Friendly Skies? I think it's more like, "snake on a plane."
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:40:24 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Harrius Magnus
I flew American Airlines and all I got was this lousy t-shirt ... ???
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:42:09 AM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(Senator McCain, what did GWB promise you back in 2000? And you believed him? BWAHAAAAA!)
To: ErnBatavia
Illegal Download bump... To get in her hair, I gonna guess it was an upload...
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:45:50 AM PDT
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(Senator McCain, what did GWB promise you back in 2000? And you believed him? BWAHAAAAA!)
To: Malsua
I can just see it now. Flight attendant "A" sees man in 23D cranking it and just ignores it. Right. How about suing the guy who did it? Have you heard of the porno movie "Deep Throat"?
Well, when this gets made into a porno/courtroom movie, it will be titled "Deep Pockets".
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:51:04 AM PDT
by
Polybius
To: Harrius Magnus
The woman turned toward the window in embarrassment and in an act of nervousness began to run her fingers through her hair where she noticed a substantial amount of an extremely sticky substance in her hair,Did they offer her a blanket for $3.00 or a heated towel for $5.00?
To: grey_whiskers
" Simple physics problem given the initial velocity and the angular declension of the firing unit..."
He must've had it locked in its full upright position...
To: television is just wrong
deep pockets syndrome Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Has she sold the movie rights yet? And has Spitzer's Kristen signed for the lead role?
Cheers!
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posted on
03/16/2008 9:54:54 AM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Harrius Magnus
Come Fly with Me - Frank Sinatra 1958
To: Harrius Magnus; MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; jdm; ...
JERRY: Ya how was it?
ELAINE: Interesting.
JERRY: Really.
ELAINE: Oh ya.
JERRY: Why what happened?
ELAINE: Let’s see, (thinking) how shall I put this.
JERRY: Just put it.
ELAINE: He took it out.
JERRY: (confused) He what?
ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.
JERRY: He took what out?
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: He took It, Out?
ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.
JERRY: He couldn’t.
ELAINE: He did.
JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...
ELAINE: Noooo.
JERRY: You mean he just
ELAINE: Yes.
JERRY: Are you sure?
ELAINE: Oh quite.
JERRY: There was no mistaking it?
ELAINE: (looks straight into his eyes) Jerry.
JERRY: So you were talking, (Elaine makes an agreement sound “mmm”) you’re having pleasant conversation, (Elaine makes an agreement sound “mmm”) then all of sudden...
ELAINE: Yea.
JERRY: It.
ELAINE: It.
JERRY: Out.
ELAINE: Out.
JERRY: Well I, I can’t believe this. I know Phil, he, he’s a good friend of mine. We play softball together. How could this be?
ELAINE: Oh it be. (sarcastically) You got any other friends you want to set me up with?
(Kramer enters)
KRAMER: Hey. (to Elaine) Hey how was your date with Phil Titola?
ELAINE: (to Kramer) He took it out.
(Shocked, Kramer acts like he just got a cold shiver down his back)
KRAMER: Maybe uh, it needed some air. You know sometimes they need air, they can’t breathe in there. It’s in human.
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posted on
03/16/2008 11:16:52 AM PDT
by
Gamecock
(Viva La Reformacion!)
To: mefistofelerevised
They should have just tossed him off the plane. Before it landed. This world is so full of disgusting freaks.
susie
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posted on
03/16/2008 1:23:45 PM PDT
by
brytlea
(amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
To: grey_whiskers
Probably depends on how she was sleeping (she apparently fell asleep while no one was in the seat next to her) and how long her hair was.
susie
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posted on
03/16/2008 1:26:39 PM PDT
by
brytlea
(amnesty--an act of clemency by an authority by which pardon is granted esp. to a group of individual)
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