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Senate Majority Leader Cites Another Unforeseen Consequence of Iraq War
AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 27 April 2008 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/28/2008 4:19:43 PM PDT by John Semmens

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) professes that “the consequences of America’s over commitment in Iraq are far broader and more insidious than Republicans will admit.”

As a case in point, Reid cited the recent riots in the Congo. “While our resources have been sapped fighting a foolish war we didn’t need to start, greater evils are being perpetrated around the globe,” Reid said. “In the Congo, the forces of darkness have conspired to shrivel the penises of countless innocent men.”

A wave of panic and attempted lynchings led police in Congo to arrest 13 suspected sorcerers for using black magic to shrink men's penises.

Reid warned against a complacency of “thinking it can’t happen here,” alleging that his “discreet observations in the senate restroom give me cause for concern.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 110th; africa; reid; satire; shrinkage; witchcraft

1 posted on 04/28/2008 4:19:43 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

theres usually a little truth in satire. that being said, rofl!


2 posted on 04/28/2008 4:22:16 PM PDT by robomatik ((wine plug: renascentvineyards.com cabernet sauvignon, riesling, and merlot))
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To: John Semmens

If the forces of darkness are about shriveling penises, then why are there still so many Democratic men around?


3 posted on 04/28/2008 4:25:43 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: John Semmens
Reid said. “In the Congo, the forces of darkness have conspired to shrivel the penises of countless innocent men.”

I never knew Harry Reid was the Senator (D - Congo)! ;)

4 posted on 04/28/2008 4:25:52 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (If McCain really CAN "win without conservatives," then why do you care if I vote for him or not?)
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To: John Semmens
Reid warned against a complacency of “thinking it can’t happen here,” alleging that his “discreet observations in the senate restroom give me cause for concern.”

Here's a shriveller from the Senate.


5 posted on 04/28/2008 4:30:15 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Pray for Rattendaemmerung: the final mutually destructive battle between Obama and Hillary in Denver)
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To: John Semmens

The phallic snatchers will be at the ‘Rat love-in in Denver. LMAO.


6 posted on 04/28/2008 4:37:11 PM PDT by VRWC For Truth (No mas Juan "Traitor Rat" McAmnesty)
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