[PJ-Comix]

Check out the latest edition of NewsBusted which is chock full of political humor with an emphasis on the Democrat primary campaign.

Okay, everybody, I don't know about you but I am really getting sick and tired of all the wild charges over the years of voter supression supposedly performed by the EVIL Republicans. I am also sick of how many on the Left feel completely free to hurl such wild charges with NO proof whatever. Therefore, I am definitely going to send this DUFU edition out to the news media, especially in the Orlando area, to check out the allegations, especially the one about the racist cop, made by DUmmie Lorien. The charges have been made and they are pretty specific. Let's see if DUmmie Lorien can back it up. I am also curious to see if the media will investigate this matter. After all there are some mighty serious charges here.

[epow]

I am hereby calling out DUmmie Lorien as a flat out LIAR

Of course he's a liar, he's a liberal Democrat isn't he? Fish swim, birds fly, dogs bark, liberals lie. They cant help it, it's encoded in their DNA.

[kevkrom]

,font color="red">The story was suppressed and Congress sat on their hands.

Oh, please. The losercrats in Congress were begging for stories of election-day harassment and intimidation, because all urban legends aside, they couldn't substantiate a single one of them.

[kevkrom]

It was our local rank and file Fascists that stole 2000 and 2004And how they were all co-ordinated, I'll never know I guess. The cop, the election worker, even the do nothings in local dem management, the religious righties. They must have been under instructions to foul up things however they could because they are the ones who were at fault for most of it.Sure, the voters were caged and the machines were rigged but it seemed like the rank and file zombies in our midst they were the ones who robbed us

A conspiracy this vast without a single operational leak? Only in the movies, bud.

[kevkrom]

VIDEO -- next time, we need cameras at every polling place

Impossible, comrade. Your fellow revolutionaries have already established that the mere presence of photographic equipment at a polling site is "harassment", even if (or more correctly, precisely when) used in the objective of combating voter fraud.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

I hope that someday the stories of you and millions of others will be collected and published and actually reported by journalists.

Yes, out of these millions of instances of voter suppression, maybe someday we'll get details on ONE or TWO of them.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

My next door neighbor is the news director for our local PBS station, and even she won't do a story about it because her boss-a repug-won't allow those kinds of stories.

PBS: Propaganda for Bush Station

[Straight Vermonter]

Charging $5 for a political bumper sticker? I've heard of them selling for about a buck but $5 is mighty steep.

McCain stickers are $5. His signs are $10.

McCain store

[xtinct]

Could there be a lawsuit for making fraudulent allegations about a police department?

Wouldn't that be fun... DUmmie Lorien, no doubt lives in Mom's basement... thus it's the rule of the deepest pockets --> DUmmie Land goes down for the fabrication.

All the DUmmies would have to chip in their recycling $$$ to pony up the settlement. (DUmmies must be the folks in my neighborhood who take my returnable bottles in the middle of the night.)

[Right_Wing_Madman]

NOTHING will change until the truth is acknowledged.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

My mother and sister have similar stories from Ohio in 2004. Gore Vidal talks about it.

Another occurrence of voter suppression, but vague on who, where, and when.

[Right_Wing_Madman]

The cops and election workers were quite obviously organized by someone, but who?

C'mon DUmmies, you should know by now...

[Right_Wing_Madman]

VIDEO -- next time, we need cameras at every polling place Whenever something like this happens, it needs to be taped.

Already one step ahead of you...

[Deetes]

Take ‘em down PJ !!!

[par4]

The next think you know, DUmmie Lorien will come down with a disease only treatable at Johns Hopkins and need cash to survive so that he can get this story out.

It could happen.....

[unixfox]

These people just wear me out.

[X-FID]

Of course, this is assuming the cop even exists which is a mighty big assumption.]

I was hoping for a happy ending you know :(

[Paul Heinzman]

Okay, everybody, I don't know about you but I am really getting sick and tired of all the wild charges over the years of voter supression supposedly performed by the EVIL Republicans.

Yes, I am too. What makes this stand out in particular, in my mind, is that DUmmie Lorien, a member of Skin's Island since 2002, seems to be telling this story for the first time.

This is based solely on the content of his or her OP; my DU sockpuppet has no star next to it, so I have none of the advanced search features of donating members. (The only way I'd ever have a star is if a DUmmie bought me one; I'd pay money to see the Sex and the City movie before I'd send it to Skinner.)

So, if this is the first time DUmmie Lorien has told this tall tale 'round the lagoon of Skin's Island by firelight in GD-P, why would s/he have waited 6 years (since becoming a member) to tell it?

[Paul Heinzman]

RECOUNT: My own Florida election day 2000 nightmare

PJ, there's DUmmie Lorien's defense when exposed as a fraud; "It was just a dream--I said that from the beginning."

[Paul Heinzman]

"We won't be focusing on the Presidency here because we can't win it. We'll work for our local candidates instead".

The worm has turned. This sounds like a good strategy for conservatives this year.

[Paul Heinzman]

Once voters started arriving the cop started intimidating them-especially the elderly and women. "What ya gonna do when your boy loses, huh? Ya gonna CRY when your boy loses"? he sneered in their faces.

Like so much of the DUmmie "reality" which comes from fictional movies like V for Vendetta, Recount, Fahrenheit 911 and An Inconvenient Truth, I suspect that the DUmmies are picturing the gigantic cop who killed Radio Raheem in Do the Right Thing in this scene from their alternate reality.

These people get their news from "The Daily Show" after all.