Skip to comments.Multi-Tasking Deadbeat Dad Must Do Drugs and Alcohol
Posted on 05/28/2008 5:40:24 AM PDT by SvenWaring
For the harried office worker, the life of a Welfare recipient must seem like an eternal vacation. Not so, as the number of networks increase and the number of online porn outlets multiply, people on welfare are finding less time to drink booze and take drugs separately.
This compressed schedule has made multi-tasking necessary.
I swear to God, its like I got two jobs, George Wallace Foreman, of Tyrone, said. I thought technology would make my substance abuse easier. Boy, was I misled!
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There’s an irony here.
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