Posted on 06/06/2008 7:24:49 AM PDT by mnehrling
Remember the recent farce when the Guardian's George Monbiot made a spectacle of himself by pretending he was going to subject John Bolton to a citizen's arrest for being a "war criminal"? If the kooks at Democratic Underground have their way, we'll be subjected to more tasteless entertainment along the same lines.
DUmmies are advised not to announce they're coming before pouncing on their quarry, and to refer to convictbushcheney.org for information as to when suitable victims might show up in their towns.
There follows a long list of "war criminals," along with their alleged crimes, mostly having to do with being mean to terrorist murderers or the genocidal dictator Saddam Hussein. Some are household names like Condoleezza Rice and Colin Powell, but others are relatively obscure lawyers whom moonbats feel should be intimidated as punishment for offering legal counsel to conservatives.
Cue the Mission Impossible music. Your mission, moonbats, should you choose to accept it:
Form a team. We need teams in California, Texas, New York, and Washington, D.C., among other places. Your mission is to locate a war criminal from the list above in a public place, detain them, handcuff them, phone the police, read the criminal their rights and the charges against them, ask them if they have anything to say in response, videotape the arrest and post it online. Your team should include one or more people who can produce an excellent video and be extremely fast in editing and posting it online. Your team should include people capable of physically detaining your war criminal. Your team should ideally include a lawyer. And, of course, people who can read the charges and question the suspect. Everyone on your team should be able to keep a secret while you're planning your arrest.
Some verbiage lifted from Wikipedia is posted in a preemptive attempt to ward off charges of kidnapping, assault, false imprisonment, etc.
These clowns certainly provide some laughs with their adolescent fantasies of handcuffing those who don't share their wacky views. But they would be a lot less funny if the government were run by fellow moonbats, who through benign neglect or active nurturing might develop them into the brownshirts of our liberal fascist future.
Ping
Modern day version of Hitler’s Brownshirts??
They forget... Many conservatives are armed.
Stop right there moonbat boy! I find you in Texas then you will have delivered upon you one of the finest Texas ass whippings of your life. Or perhaps all I have to do is come up to you and say "BOO!" and proceed to watch you wet your pants!
Love to see them try that in a Castle Doctrine state!
Hey, I got an idea. Let’s all go over there and turn ourselves in. Wanna bet we couldn’t find anybody willing to “arrest” us?
I’m scanning through the site and Karen Hughes is on the Texas list. I guess they don’t know how protective we are of our women down here.
The leftists ARE fascists.
And they will, if they get power, put “counter-revolutionaries” “to the wall”.
Were I “arrested”, I’d charge them with kidnapping, assault and battery, etc.
In Texas, this will get you shot.
Everywhere else, this will get you sent to the federal pen for kidnapping charges.
They even think about touching our Texas women then they are dumber that we thought. But I doubt those little mommie's basement boys will even leave the house. Most of the liberal males are genetically one step away from being female anyways.
Instead of my usual fantasy of being fed grapes by a lovely hottie ( my wife ) while I get a massage and uh mmm... I guess I can now fantasize about some goober putting his hands on me and the as_whipping that will ensue.
I love moonbat planning. Step 4 includes the arresting and handcuffing the "warcriminals". However they don't get around to aquiring and learning to use handcuffs until step 7.
From what I understand, Karen Hughes used to be a champ sporting clay shooter.
LOL, only talk to a lawyer after you make your ‘arrest’. This is probably because when you explain to a lawyer your idea he will laugh at you and mock you incessantly.
For a mere $100 I will send your ANY CARD guaranteeing the holder the right to perform a citizen’s arrest upon any one at any time in any place for any reason.
Just sign on the back under the next of kin notification.
However, I think that this is a fantastic idea, and should be encouraged. I'd love to see the Secret Service reaction to a bunch of moonbats handcuffing the VP.
Everyone on your team should be able to keep a secret while you're planning your arrest.
Geez, are these people adults or 10-year-olds? "And then, after our BIG POLITICAL STATEMENT, we'll all go back to our secret-boys-only fort behind Danny's house. His Mom made cookies!"
Dunno what scares me more...that these people vote, that others actually listen to them, or that they drive on the same roads as I do.
So I could arrest Bill Clinton for a multitude of crimes? Hmmm?
Those phuckwits at DU have developed a grand plan for reducing their life expectancy substantially.
First, they have to find a spine and the ‘nads to actually initiate such foolishness.
Second, they’ll need some superior running shoes when the inevitable armed conservative starts filling their asses full o’ LEAD!
Third, hope they’ve filled out their legal wills.
This is nothing but another example of liberal-left mental masturbation based on childish fantasies.
I would love to catch them celebrating right before we whip’em good and hard. Nothing like tossing around a sissy boy like a wet chicken.
These guys are laughable. Talk is cheap. Nobody is going to do this. I would love to see them try to attempt what they are advocating.
Seriously, If McCain wins the general, the obama crowd is going to come unhinged. This makes me a little nervous.
This is the only reason I will vote for McCain. To see him win and the DUmmies and other assorted leftists just totally lose it.
The good thing about this is that moronic, liberal kooks don’t carry guns. They don’t “believe” in them. WE do!
Just remember who's got the guns...the fight would be over in a week. Come to think of it, it would be a real life zombie fight! :)
Can you “defend yourself” if you are unlawfully restrained?
LOL, I should sign up for an account over there and put my name on the list! LOL!
It wouldn't be too hard to toss together a list of DU types. Start at welfare offices (both clients and employees), move on to homeless shelters, check out facilities for the criminally insane. . .
They're not as "welcoming" as some sites.
I don’t mean to sound paranoid, but something tells me that a big storm is coming. I know every election everybody says THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION WE EVER HAD, after a while you roll your eyes. But, in this case, I truly believe this is the case. I keep telling myself that we have checks and balances to keep bad things from happening, but I dont even trust that anymore. I just feel a terrible pall coming over this country.
I felt the same way about a couple of years before 911.
They can start with Pelosi, reid, turbin. They are all criminals to be banned, in my mind anyway.
I’ve actually looked into the concept of citizen’s arrest here in Pennsylvania. If a citizen personally witnesses the commission of a felony he or she may restrain the perpetrator from leaving until the authorities arrive (and must contact the authorities immediately if such contact hasn’t already been made). No reading of rights, handcuffing, or other moonbat orgiastic fantasies. But if you didn’t actually see the felony being committed, count on being arrested for assault at the very least.
Doubtless this is where they got their inspiration:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5cWw5JsCvQ&feature=related
:-)
All under the leadership of the Obamassiah. Come unto him, all who are needy, and he will give unto you Government Welfare taken from those who Earn Too Much.
The fact some around here WANT him to get elected to "teach the GOP a lesson!" strikes me as being a Jew hoping Hilter takes power because it'll shake Germany out of its funk...
Ping for a very bad plan.
Does this mean we can shoot liberals for treason (using their pretzel logic)?
I don’t see myself on the list. Am I losing it?
Don't lose hope. As paranoid as those nuts are, I'm sure they're always taking names.
A very libfascist feminazi inlaw of mine says that she supports Obama because
“he has the energy to make this country less selfish”
Oh... more FORCED BENEVOLENCE, eh?
It comes down to individual freedom or collectivism at the point of a gun. And we know who is picking which side.
I know what you mean about protecting the family. I was in a situation not too far back where a carload of folks (not particularly threatening) pulled up behind us on an onramp (we were stopped to let the toddler go pee).
When I noticed a guy getting out, I was out of the car and in his face before even _I_ knew what was happening.
They just wanted to ask directions, BTW.
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