Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-08 ("Is Obama an enlightened being?")
Posted on 06/09/2008 7:30:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Mark Morford: Is Obama an enlightened being?
Spiritual wise ones say: This sure ain't no ordinary politician. You buying it?
I find I'm having this discussion, this weird little debate, more and more, with colleagues, with readers, with liberals and moderates and miserable, deeply depressed Republicans and spiritually amped persons of all shapes and stripes and I'm having it in particular with those who seem confused, angry, unsure, thoroughly nonplussed, as they all ask me the same thing: What the hell's the big deal about Obama?
Now back to The Matrix to worship The One as my personal Lightworker...
In before ping?
Yes! Bow you lesser posters!
Top 10!!! Now I can read it
“Many spiritually advanced people I know....”
People like this don’t have a clue what a “spiritually advanced” person is. Bunch of new-age swill.
Or that treacle-up-the-leg feeling...
People who claim to be “spiritual” seek the Goodness of the Creator,
but avoid any of the accompanying requirement to change behaviors in order to be in alignment with the Goodness.
Are you saying he's not black enough?
Obama is a lightweight being.
I get the feeling Moronford had trouble even writing this because he realized how evangelical he felt despite being an atheist. Well, what people who hate religion don't seem to realize is that everyone is evangelical about something and assigns it religious status, even if that something is atheism. And Moronford has found his Messiah - emphasis on the "Mess."
Here I am at
Camp's as pretty
As a painting
And they say we'll have some fun if we stop fainting
Our Barack has
Gifts of healing
I met Oprah
Since she's been here she's got thirteen inches thinner
All the campers
Drink the Kool-Aid
That the counselors
At the school made
This is change we
Can believe in
'Cause the campers who come in here won't be leavin'
Now I just thought
I should buy ya
A small bust of
You can put it
On your dashboard
It will guide and guard your car so it won't crash more
Yes we can!
Oh Daddy, Mama!
Yes we can!
I love Obama!
Don't tell me
I ought to find out facts
He plans to spend and tax
Yes we can!
I promise he will
Heal the holes
That cause the problems
In our souls
Oh please don't make me say
He'll find a way
Got to stop now
Looks like we're through
Has a curfew
Every day it's
After "Washing of the Brains" it's "Plagiarizing"
Wait a minute
What's this gabbin'
Two new campers
In our cabin
See their nametags
Read the printin'
Seems the campers' names are Bill and Chelsea Clinton!
Everyone has the “God shaped vacuum” in their being.
And if you don’t fill it with God, you’re going to fill it with something.
The reason that they don’t want to fill it with God is that this requires some accountability on their part once they do.
White Guilt non-thinkers swooning at the thought of a non-threatening, clean and articulate, Magic Negro *they* can be enlightened enough to support.
roflol one ofo the all time best!
These people should really read up on Neuro-Linguistic Programming and then watch an Obama speech. It is a very carefully orchestrated marketing scheme.
V For Vibration.
Cult of Personality: see Hitler, Mussolini, Mao, Stalin
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