Posted on 06/11/2008 5:54:27 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman
Times are getting tough for the DUmmies. As PJ revealed in this DUmmie FUnnies EDITION, the cost of their organically grown cruelty free vegan food is becoming prohibitive.
But that is just food. Belts can be tightened. The rising cost of gas has effected the cost of everything that has to be transported, including dope, and getting high is something DUmmies cannot, WILL not do without. So it is time to improvise, as we can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled "Can you smoke garlic."
Now on to watch the DUmmies desperately try to catch a cool buzz on a budget in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Paul Heinzman, is in the [brackets]:
Can you smoke garlic
[Dude, you must be so baked to ask that.]
and , like , get high ?
[Don't bogart that breadstick, my friend.]
will it show on a drug test ?
[It'll show on a breath test.]
This is *PROBABLY* not something you want to do, though.
[Everyone will call you garlic toast.]
Can it cause cancer ?
[You're talking about smoking garlic to get high. Cancer should be the last of your worries.]
Smoke some sage, or catnip. Either one will give you a slight buzz.
[If you're going to smoke catnip, make sure you do some whippits with Mr. Bigglesworth.]
Or, if you have the stomach for it, try downing a tablespoon or so of nutmeg - you'll trip out!
[You're parents are going to think you're making Thanksgiving dinner in the basement by the time you smoke all these seasonings.]
I ate a bunch of nutmeg with vanilla ice cream
Nothing happened
[Well, you did manage to ruin perfectly good ice cream.]
Buy some real drugs you cheap bastard. nt
[What with the price of food these days, who can afford a case of the munchies?]
You can roast it on a grill
It's good that way.
[Gastronomic delights are not what DUmmie UndertheOcean has in mind.]
Most "smoking" deprives O2 to the brain and gets you 'high'.
[OK, you lost him with that "brain" part.]
You are the high guy. The one who wants to try so much.
[So full of hope for change.]
Some people recommend dried horse shit.
[Will Pitt recommends it all the time.]
I find the aroma unappealing.
[Elitist.]
LOL... Like the kids in Florida huffing their own shit-fumes from a jar.
["Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic!"]
Seriously, if you're that desperate to get high, I'd just sniff some glue.
[Now there's some sound advise.]
I just try smoking pot. It works!!
[I'd give you a kewpie doll, but I don't want to encourage that sort of behavior.]
This is dedicated to him.
PING!
Smoking garlic is good...if you’re going to eat it.
He would have had a blast with this one.
Thanks and R.I.P.
These idjits are desperate now....just wait til Barack Hussein loses! Who knows what they'll be wanting to smoke??
OT...I just saw Kerry on tv and man does he look BAD! All the botox is gone and his upper eyelids are hangin down to below his cheek bones! ****shudder*****
I use garlic. If you want my award winning pizzalo sauce recipe, just ask. It's really good with beef, chicken, sausage & even green beans or pasta.
With a glass of good red wine, it can give you a slight buzzzzzzzz...
Heh.
Ah, the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, and the Rip off press. I have some of those comics, used to read them at Moe’s book store on Telegraph. Also got a couple of Dopin Dan comics
But the burning question is....does he still look like a human Cheeto? ;’}
I didn't know the HuPo was based in FL??
(or would that be free-based?)
Oh, yeah--bring it.
Hey, you takes yer chances...
Top 10 business posts.
I also used “advise” instead of “advice.” Guess I better lay off the shallots.
>> Guess I better lay off the shallots.
Did you eat them or smoke them? ;-)
Ping to PJ.
Top 20, and ...oh, we have one from Paul tonight!
Now to read...
Good thought, Paul. I'm glad you're doing this DUFU tonight.
The pan was a little too hot.
Pie-eyed Piper Pitt may have to wake up earlier in the afternoon, in order to make Happy Hour at Bukowski's.
Thanks, Charles.
Let’s see that garlic recipe on the thread, I’ve got a package of italian sausages that is looking for some love.
Jeremiah Wright thinks Italians snort it right up their nose.
Can you smoke salmon?
I sure hope no DUmmies are reading this thread...
I’d hate for them to find out from me that, while you can’t smoke garlic and get high, banana peels are a safe yet powerful alternative... ;)
[It'll show on a breath test.]
Man will it ever!! Worst case of bad breath is pure garlic breath. Give it to B. O.
Is that you, Barry?
Squeeze lemon juice in your urine and that will mask it.
No, but it will ward off vampires.
Cue Simon & Garfunkel, "Garlic, Sage, Rosemary, and Catnip."
I was surprised the banana peel didn’t come up on the thread.
I'll give you a slight Buzz . . .
You have to smoke it.
Better yet . . .
FREE UNIVERSAL DRUGS FOR ALL!!
More Democrats!
LOL! A buddy and I had a great time selling catnip to HS kids in our wild youth. Dumb shiite kids would "sample" it and declare it the best stuff they had ever smoked!
Ah, the crazy stuff we used to do..............I miss my old friend................
Most DUmmies find it's easier to smoke than the wet kind.
"They call it Mellow Yellow". /Donovan
Well, here's someone who prefers the wet stuff. A more frangrant bouquet, I guess.
Aromatic Huffington.
This was the Huffingdung Post.
The Audacity of Dope?
Have they thrown Big Brown under the bus yet?
affected /effected...What’s an “a” or an “e” between friends?
“You say ‘affected’, and I say “effected”...
I just try reading Pitt. It works!!
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