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Posted on 06/15/2008 5:23:28 PM PDT by Ge0ffrey

(THE WORLD) Where’s Hillary Clinton? Chappaqua? Washington? Has she returned to Iowa? Has anyone seen Hillary since she endorsed Barack Obama before an adoring crowd of her most ardent supporters?

Philippe Reines, a campaign adviser, says that “she’s enjoying some well-deserved R&R,” but only Hillary knows for sure.

Her sudden and mysterious disappearance has prompted New York publisher Little Brown to announce plans to publish a picture book, Where’s Hillary, modeled after the Where’s Waldo series published in the late 80’s and reissued in the 90’s.

A spokesman for Little Brown says that they hope that the new Where’s Hillary book will track as successfully as its predecessor, a former number one children’s bestseller that continues to sell well in reissued format.

The reader will follow Hillary to some of the places she’s reportedly visited around the world and try to find her. Scenes will include upstate New York and the Senate Chamber in the US Capitol Building, among others.

Although the original Where’s Waldo continues to reside on the “100 Most Frequently Banned Books” list of the American Library Association because of a naked breast, Little Brown does not expect the same for Where’s Hillary. Readers can expect Hillary and all the book’s characters to remain fully clothed.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2008dncconvention; demprimary; hillary; hillaryclinton; obama; whereswaldo

1 posted on 06/15/2008 5:23:28 PM PDT by Ge0ffrey
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To: Ge0ffrey

Filling divorce papers … ?


2 posted on 06/15/2008 5:28:40 PM PDT by doc1019 (I was taught to respect my elders, but it's getting harder to find one.)
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To: doc1019

I don’t think she’s too enthused about campaigning for Obama.


3 posted on 06/15/2008 5:34:38 PM PDT by Bobkk47
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To: Ge0ffrey

As long as she’s not introducing legislation or in the WH, let her go.


4 posted on 06/15/2008 5:37:31 PM PDT by purpleraine
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To: Ge0ffrey

Sharpening her knives for all who betrayed her.


5 posted on 06/15/2008 5:38:05 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Ge0ffrey
Polite people don't ask such questions...


6 posted on 06/15/2008 5:39:26 PM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Ge0ffrey
Readers can expect Hillary and all the book’s characters to remain fully clothed.

That's comforting.

7 posted on 06/15/2008 5:46:21 PM PDT by top 2 toe red ("Cackling hillary...makes her sound like she is mentally-illary." Jimmy Kimmel. "Uh...she is!" Me)
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To: Ge0ffrey
Readers can expect Hillary and all the book’s characters to remain fully clothed.

That's comforting.

8 posted on 06/15/2008 5:46:30 PM PDT by top 2 toe red ("Cackling hillary...makes her sound like she is mentally-illary." Jimmy Kimmel. "Uh...she is!" Me)
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To: All

She’s taking all her pantsuits to the drycleaners.

She’s doing a shot of whiskey at the local bar.

She’s off shooting ducks in Scranton.

She’s dodging sniper fire in Albania.


9 posted on 06/15/2008 5:47:30 PM PDT by ClarenceThomasfan (Hillary is out. There is no backup plan for Clinton sympathizers. We have to put McCain in the WH)
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To: top 2 toe red

Really comforting...;^)


10 posted on 06/15/2008 5:47:33 PM PDT by top 2 toe red ("Cackling hillary...makes her sound like she is mentally-illary." Jimmy Kimmel. "Uh...she is!" Me)
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To: ClarenceThomasfan

Hillary filing bankruptcy??...(Recommended by divorce lawyer)


11 posted on 06/15/2008 5:50:34 PM PDT by Sacajaweau (I'm planting corn...Have to feed my car...)
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To: Ge0ffrey

She;s planning her ruiniation of Obama.....the Clintons will NEVER let a BLACK GUY BEAT THEM....NEVER!


12 posted on 06/15/2008 5:58:05 PM PDT by Ann Archy (Abortion.....The Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: Ge0ffrey

Who in theeeee heck cares?????????????


13 posted on 06/15/2008 6:04:56 PM PDT by cubreporter
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To: Ge0ffrey

Plotting her revenge...count on it.


14 posted on 06/15/2008 6:08:40 PM PDT by Bahbah (Typical white person)
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To: cubreporter
We'd better care. She's not done.

That flank of the enemy is regrouping.


15 posted on 06/15/2008 6:11:36 PM PDT by bannie
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To: bannie

Too much credit is given her. She is done. She is yesterday. Maybe she will emerge in 2012. Who cares again? We cross that bridge when we come to it. She won’t make it then either.


16 posted on 06/15/2008 6:20:06 PM PDT by cubreporter
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To: Ge0ffrey

Writing “Meni Kampf II”


17 posted on 06/15/2008 6:52:41 PM PDT by mrmargaritaville
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To: Ge0ffrey

Writing “Mein Kampf II”


18 posted on 06/15/2008 6:52:59 PM PDT by mrmargaritaville
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To: Ge0ffrey

She’s wishin’ and hopin’ and plannin’, and schemin, dreamin’ and plottin’.....her glorious return.


19 posted on 06/15/2008 7:00:13 PM PDT by indylindy (I had almost forgotten that McCain is the nominee. Too bad I was reminded.)
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To: Ge0ffrey

Until the convention makes it really final, I’d fear she was off planning a coup or something...


20 posted on 06/15/2008 7:05:03 PM PDT by GOPJ ("I'm afraid after I die, I'll be voting Democrat" - Freeper potlatch)
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To: Ge0ffrey

I’ve been enjoying the Hillary-free week. Did she make any commentary about Tim Russert’s death? I think Obama did, and I know McCain did.


21 posted on 06/15/2008 7:08:35 PM PDT by murron (Proud Marine Mom)
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To: Ge0ffrey

Scranton Pa is My Best Guess!!


22 posted on 06/15/2008 7:31:09 PM PDT by philly-d-kidder (Contractor From Arifjan Kuwait where the Weather is over a 120 F and we don't sweat it!!)
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To: Bahbah

But first she is taking a very long steaming shower with Lava soap and a wire brush. She just can’t get clean after endorsing Obama.


23 posted on 06/15/2008 7:34:37 PM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: Army Air Corps
My guess is that she is really hungover on someone's sofa right now...


24 posted on 06/15/2008 8:38:55 PM PDT by Prole (Pray for the families of Chris and Channon.)
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To: All

Searching the USA for the whitey tape......


25 posted on 06/15/2008 9:16:37 PM PDT by pepperhead (Kennedy's float, Mary Jo's don't!)
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To: Ge0ffrey

The lefties came out with a “Where’s Dan Quayle?” book in the early 90’s. Was being dumped at Price Club with all the other Chinese scat of the day.


26 posted on 06/15/2008 9:51:58 PM PDT by Old Flat Toad (Pima county- Home of the single vehicle accident with 40 victims.)
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To: Ge0ffrey

She waiting on Barry to pick his poison. He either satisfies a subliminal death wish and puts the Clinton crime family on the ticket or he rejects Hillary which gives her free reign to start her 2012 campaign which is centered around a Barry defeat come November. Hillary is patient, she knows how to walk over a dead man, or how to succeed at the politics of personal destruction. As I said she just biding time while Barry pick his poison.


27 posted on 06/15/2008 9:59:24 PM PDT by Biblebelter
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To: Ge0ffrey

I did not know Wheres Waldo was banned due to a bare breast in the book.

So You cant find Where Waldo is in the Library but you can pull up Where Wandas Hot Spot is on a porno site via library computers.

Aye yi yi.


28 posted on 06/15/2008 11:05:32 PM PDT by Global2010 (OKIE DOKIE)
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To: TexasCajun

Huma makes Ann Coulter look chunky.

What a toothpick.


29 posted on 06/15/2008 11:08:02 PM PDT by Global2010 (OKIE DOKIE)
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To: top 2 toe red

: )


30 posted on 06/15/2008 11:10:40 PM PDT by Global2010 (OKIE DOKIE)
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To: Ge0ffrey
Where’s Hillary Clinton?

Hmmm, let's ponder the possibilities: Somewhere on a Private Island letting Huma Abedin nurse her emotional wounds; Studying the Grimoires (for the uninitiated, A Grimoire is a Magician's Manual for invoking Demons); Buying stock in any number of Liquor companies; Getting a Massive Facelift for her inevitable Speech at the DemocRAT Convention; or STILL Crying on David Rockefellers couch somewhere in Manhattan.

31 posted on 06/15/2008 11:18:01 PM PDT by Pagey (Horrible Hillary Clinton is Bad For America, Bad For Business and Bad For MY Stomach!)
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To: Old Flat Toad

I saw John Kerrys book at the Dollar store. (snicker) Really.


32 posted on 06/15/2008 11:19:50 PM PDT by Global2010 (OKIE DOKIE)
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