Where’s Bubba? Bill Clinton Skips Lecture …

Stuck On Stupid ^ | June 16, 2008 | Quaker

[Quaker]

Bill Clinton will be a no show for a speech in Scotland this week. The Aberdeen officials have their panties in a bind over a solution for Bubba’s no show.

[Rio]

I would have thought that he could use the money right about now.

[Sacajaweau]

Guess she got'm in the face with a pan this time.

Oh, pleeze don't tell me he's sick and she's running to his side.

[unkus]

Looks like Billy Boy took the money and ran. Someone would have to pay me to see clinton and then I would be a no-show.

[mass55th]

"Oh, pleeze don't tell me he's sick and she's running to his side. "

He's probably covering one of the shift's for Hillary's suicide watch.

[garyhope]

Well damn, there goes another 250 K.

[Red_Devil 232]

I would have to ask them to pay me for two tickets so my wife an I could go out for a pizza.

[unkus]

He’s probably covering one of the shift’s for Hillary’s suicide watch.

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Nah-Too many bimbos out there. He has his priorities.

[Dilbert San Diego]

In fact, Hillary has not made any public appearances either. What’s with the Clintons, they don’t get what they want, they take their ball and go home? Are they bonding as a couple somewhere? Are they plotting their next moves?

[garyhope]

“Oh, pleeze don’t tell me he’s sick”.

You said it first and I’ll agree.

He’s probably got that old Hawaiian disease.

[COUNTrecount]

[acoulterfan]

Hope they did not pay him in advance!!!!

[taildragger]

Are they bonding as a couple somewhere? Are they plotting their next moves?

No, if they are on "vacation" somewhere, you can bet it is a "Freebie" probably hiding out somewhere on Nantucket or the Vineyard at some Hollywood or Dino-Media's hacienda for zero-zip-nada.

Count the sliver after they leave.

[acoulterfan]

I thought she was supposed to be out helping the Obama Campaign. All she has done so far is put a Pictorial Notebook on her campaign like she is getting ready to campaign again.

[ComputerGuy]

On the bright side, not a single bonny lass gets groped. Or worse.

[Savage Beast]

"Unforeseen circumstances…?"

Lamp crash injuries??? Ashtray lacerations??? Genital avulsions???

[Savage Beast]

"Looks like Billy Boy took the money and ran."

I hope so! I hope he's hiding in a cave in Tibet with a fake nose and moustache...!

[J40000]

Lamp crash injuries??? Ashtray lacerations??? Genital avulsions???

-—Exactly what I was thinking. Bill couldn’t possibly show up to lecture with a fat lip and a black eye.

[Savage Beast]

"Bill couldn’t possibly show up to lecture with a fat lip and a black eye."

I hope for his sake that's all he's got.

[Ann Archy]

He’s either PLOTTING and SCHEMING or else he’s speaking at another GRADE SCHOOL!! how the mighty have fallen.