Posted on 07/02/2008 12:37:09 PM PDT by pharmamom
WWAQ, we will unleash the cumulative brainpower of the pharmaceutical industry to find that so-far elusive cure for stupid. Damn the FDA, full speed ahead! I’m not thinking of the Jackass kind of stupid (I was sort-of morbidly fascinated by that movie); that kind of idiocy has a way of taking itself out of the gene pool. Nor am I considering the kind of stupid that leads an 18 year old girl to tattoo a sun around her navel (imagine her face when she gets pregnant and her belly goes supernova). The Queens are looking to cure the kind of cortical incapacity that leads a US Congresswoman to suggest the federal government nationalize the oil industry. Maxine Waters epitomizes, she fully incarnates, Stupid. Much to our royal dismay (but not our surprise), she has plenty of company.
Some otherwise reasonably intelligent people dip in and out of the stupid pool. Sorrowfully, John McCain has his moments: McCain-Feingold, amnesty and his ANWR idolatry being among them. Bill O’Reilly has swum in those waters. Most of the Democratic Underground sports the SCUBA gear necessary for a lengthy sojourn in the depths. Ruthie, Souter, Breyer and the-one-I-can-never-remember sport among the waves and manage to pull Kennedy in with them all too often.
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I laughed my butt off!
“Welfare doesn't help the poor, but it makes me feeeeeeel good about myself. I'm gonna get a tattoo!”
One cure to both issues is to give parents a voucher for the cost of educating their children and to allow any qualified private business to compete for students.
SHPE: Stupid Human Progressive Encephalopathy
Nice.
Thanks! Yes, it’s mine. My sister is supposed to be helping, but she’s not pulling her weight. If you like it, spread the word!
This is what I love about Freepers.
Hoover Dam could never be built today, and that is an American tragedy.
How true. My line of work causes me to drive over the dam once a week, and it truly is a marvel. HOWEVER, you'll be proud to know that the Hoover Dam Bypass is proceeding apace. We may not be able to build great dams anymore, but at least we can still build great dam bypasses. ;)
A cure for stupid would require a pill called LIBITOR.
Let's not get stuck on stupid.
I knew a guy who’s daughter got a sun-tat around her navel. He shook his head and told her that it would look like an elephant’s asshole of she ever got preggers.
Bill O'Reilly LIVES in those waters. He is the Loch Ness Monster of the stupid-pool.
haha I wish I could have been there.
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If they find a cure for stupid most of the elected thieves would be gone.
A cure for stupid would make more money than a cure for viagra and have more costumers than a cure for cancer. That is if the stupid people weren’t too stupid to take it.
Oops I meant than viagra. So I guess I need one of those stupid pills.
The only thing more lucrative than the Stupid Pill would be the still-elusive Female Sex Drive tablet.
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