Posted on 08/19/2008 11:32:04 PM PDT by brycemax
Jesus performed many miracles in the Bible like raising the dead, feeding the masses, turning water into wine and driving out demons. If Jesus were here today, what miracle would he perform that would really grab your attention? See for yourself in this installment of "Geeks On Caffeine!" NOTE: The author of this comic requests that you visit his web site and refrain from coping the cartoon within the thread. Thanks!
Perhaps Jesus could perform the miracle of causing Rosie O’Donnell to keep her mouth shut.
Or, maybe that would be beyond even His powers.
“If Jesus were here today, what miracle would he perform that would really grab your attention?”
Well, He is. And many years ago, he got me sober. That was not a small miracle. Sure got my attention. Got the attention of a lot of folks who knew me, too.
He surely is with us and waiting for the rest of prophesy to be fulfilled (nation warring against nation/earthquakes, etc.). He touched me 20 years ago and I have been sober since. Isn't it great how instead of sucking, life can be great despite the parts that suck!
God Bless
"But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be."
Only a horse’s rear end pretends to know the mind of God.
BRILLIANT COMMENT!!!
At least you have a sense of humor!!
So are you a horses rear end then? How do you know God isn’t having a chuckle over these comics?
BTW, if you don’t think God has a sense of humor, then consider this: If we were made in HIS image and we have a sense of humor, logically so does HE!
Do us all a favor....develop yours.
So if you’ve already said it on the board, why the freep mail saying the same thing. Too dumb...
Hey Matesky,
I posted my reply publicly and privately to ensure both you and all the other readers saw what I wrote and had proper context of the conversation. Now let’s talk about how you operate. Here’s your public post to me regarding the link to “Geeks On Caffeine” that I posted:
Only a horse’s rear end pretends to know the mind of God.
Now here’s the private one you sent me:
Do me a favor and go f**k yourself.
Funny , I don’t remember the f-word being used in the Bible. I guess I need to score a copy of “The New Gangsta Version” like yours.
Your self righteousness is only eclipsed by your rage, or perhaps your ignorance. All are so prominently displayed in your posts that it may be difficult for the average freeper to determine your greatest personality shortcoming.
Do God and Jesus a favor: Quit representing them in ANY capacity. You’re doing them more harm than good.
Oh, one more thing: Now you’re the one looking like the horses rear end and dumb. Cease further postings lest ye reveal yourself to be a greater fool.
Goodbye.
Pray instead that he saves you from YOUR sanctimony. You are after all, the one who picked this posting fight.
Pray also for wisdom. You’re lacking.
Pray also for humility. You have none.
Pray also for a vocabulary that isn’t R-rated. Nobody likes a potty mouth.
In closing, I pray for you as well. I pray you lose your internet service so you have no ability to go online and make Christians and God look bad.
J.C. could do it; though it would take an awful lot of loaves and fishes.
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