Posted on 08/30/2008 9:28:50 AM PDT by NewJerseyJoe
A Sarah Palin-style riff on the "Chuck Norris facts." Check it out: http://www.palinfacts.com
Samples:
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin would have just had an Eagle drop the Ring into Mount Doom.Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will send Biden a pre-debate cheat sheet. The sheet will have tips on defending against Kung Fu Death Grip.
my favorite
“Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work”.
Sure looks like a photoshop of our own Katherine Harris’ famous equestrienne shot on her horse, transposed on to Br’er Moose.
I recognized the boots. Yeah thats it, the boots!
Looks like someone else recognized those boots.
The one about the polar ice caps was good. Turns out global warming is not man-made, it’s from Sarah Palin.
(and my wife, too)
Just keep her out of Bill clintons site
I love it!
Because THE WORLD needs a spanking!
Sarah Palin’s goes to 11.
Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt moose. She just throws the bullet herself.
Sarah Palin really does walk on water.
The dear even shoots deer though her favorite dish is moose stew.
That’s Katherine Harris’s body!
http://www.extrememortman.com/2006-year-in-review/top-ten-funniest-political-moments-of-2006/
I recognized the photo of our dear Ms. Harris, but it was not the boots.
Me too.
Borrowed Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.
HAHAHA! That is AWESOME!
“Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.”
“Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the “other” whom Yoda spoke about.”
Somebody needs to shop her head onto Princess Leia’s body. Maybe use the scene where she’s strangling Jabba the Hut, and shop Biden’s face on Jabba.
Sarah Palin shot the sheriff...AND the f#$king deputy.
Sarah Palin drinks Daniel Plainview’s milkshake.
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
Sarah Palin loves caribou. For dinner.
Every night before bed, Sarah Palin pushes the Canadian border a little further east. The Canadians know this, but are afraid to say anything.
In a serious note:
How many people here have eaten Caribiou? Buffalo? Venison? or any just hunted food?
I bet the answer is far more than the tofu and wheatgerm effetes.
I don't think I've tried Caribou, but heck yeah, bison burgers, elk sausage, deer jerky, etc. Never knowingly tasted tofu, though!
Gov. Sarah Palin took her guests into the armory room to select their weapons.
Joe Biden caught one sight of guns and ran away screaming, a wet spot rapidly spreading down his trouser leg.
Barrack Obama said, "The hope for the caribou is that we can change the rhetoric of the tundra, for the wildlife of Alaska to know the Alaskan dream of our forefathers" and walked away. The attending media swooned over this statement.
John McCain said he was angry that someone would want to kill the caribou and the moose that had crossed the border from Canada, and that they had every right to be in Alaska. McCain passes on the hunt.
Sarah and Chuck Norris are the only two remaining in the armory. Gov. Palin says, "Go ahead and choose, Chuck." Chuck, standing casually with hands in pockets, replies "I'm good." Sarah says, "Me too. Let's roll."
Out in the hunting area, they spy a small group of caribou in the distance. Chuck looks around, picks up a fist-size rock, and hurls the rock at a caribou about 40 yards away. With a loud CRACK, the rock hits the side of the caribou's head and drops it instantly.
Sarah says "Good job, Chuck." When they walk up to the dead caribou, Sarah reaches down, snaps off part of an antler in the shape of a makeshift boomerang, winds up and pitches it at another caribou, about 60 yards away. The antler pierces the caribou's side in the area of its heart -- it moves about 15 feet and then drops, dead.
Way off in the distance, Todd Palin -- way ahead in first place in Iron Dog -- waves to Sarah with his good arm, steering the snowmobile with his broken arm, and says "That's my girl."
Sarah Palin cures cancer with Chuck Norris’ tears.
Chuck Norris Cries because he wasn’t born Sarah Palin.
The only time Sarah Palin ever ran away from a situation was when Krypton exploded. The rocket could fit only one person.
During my 20 years in Alaska, ate caribou and moose all the time. Moose hot dogs are the best!
I remember when some ya-hoo consultants came up from Los Angeles and we took them to Gwennie’s — the best breakfast joint in Anchorage (at the time). On the menu was “reindeer sausage”, and the L.A. chick just freaked out. “Poor widdle reindeer.” Practically had to give her CPR.
Nice!
Isn’t that the body of the former Florida Secretary of State, Kaatherine Harris? The twist of the torso....the curve of the back,...the boots?
I had a post removed yesterday for writing what you are thinking.
Yep.
Years ago I dropped a moose in my backyard with my .338 just north of Wasilla, I was actually inside, I just opened the window, it was -20 and it took me several hours to gut and clean it, found out that the best way to make moose sausage is to mix in some straight fat which is sold at the local stores because moose is just a very large deer and the meat is very dry, lean and full of protein, its redder than beef.
That one moose filled my freezer with enough meat for two years.
Roadkill is real popular up here, during the winter over 300 moose are struck by cars and there are people that get called to go out and salvage the meat for charity, the meat will not spoil at the subzero temps. Next time I have to clean one up I am getting an electric cordless Sawzall or a small electric chainsaw and a portable generator.
Sarah Palin isn’t intimidated by a billion screaming Chinamen. She’s the one who made them scream by going to China, hunting down the panda’s and sewing them into fur coats for her and her daughters.
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