Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 09-02-08 (DUmmies Attack Sarah Palin For Being Female Hunter)
Posted on 09/02/2008 6:31:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies and KOmmies are really piling on Sarah Palin bigtime for all manner of perceived sins. However, one of the most ridiculous of the slams is attacking her for being a (gasp!) FEMALE hunter as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals." It wouldn't surprise me a bit if this DUmmie accuses conservatives of being sexist but feels fine with posting this thread. So let us now watch the DUmmies attack Sarah Palin in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, waiting for them to attack Sarah for that time she illegally ripped a tag off her mattress, is in the [brackets]:
I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals
[So that means you are attracted to men who hunt?]
It's about the least attractive thing a woman could ever do in my opinion. I eat meat and understand that some hunting is necessary to control animal populations but I don't get people who enjoy watching an animal flail around in agony after their guts just got blown out. I like to think of women as gentle, kind and loving and enjoyment of the violence of hunting just doesn't seem to fit with those qualities. If a family is poor and can really use the meat I think its fine, but respect for the animal should be taught to the children like the Indians taught their children when an animal was killed for survival. Women who like to kill animals simply seem neanderthal to me and if I ever found out a girl-fried was into hunting I would move on. I am straight and don't date men but if I did I hope I would feel the same way.
[Does that mean you are against women serving in combat? Now on to the other DUmmies...]
Hunting just for the fun of killing an animal = Bullfighting = Cockfighting= Dogfighting. Enjoying the suffering of animals sucks. I love meat, and I know animals must get killed in order to be eaten, but I hate the idea of someone just shooting an animal just to enjoy its death.
[Yeah. People who hunt shouldn't be enjoying it. Same goes for fishing.]
I know fathers in WVa who feed the children from what they bring back in deer season. For them, it is not about ego. It is about nutrition for their kids
[It's okay for fathers to hunt but verboten for mothers?]
I also have a cougar skin.Now before you jump, this cougar died in a flood.Rescuers attempted to get him out of a swift current but the attempt failed.I was lucky because I knew some of the rescuers,they knew I loved cats,aso they called,told me the story and offered me the cat. So I took the skin. There were NO holes in it,no trap marks nothing. it's head was a little bigger than normal and it was very wet.It was alot of work to fix it.I have a deep connection to felines.The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.
[A DUmmie gets an erotic dream from sleeping with a stuffed cougar.]
And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..
[I bet you had a wet dream that night.]
Sarah Palin is no hero - she is what makes hunters look like fools. Did you ride in a helicopter and use high powered weapons with long range sights? Did you kill, as Palin does, for the thrill and not because you needed to feed yourself and possibly a family? Maybe some research into palin's hunting habits are in order? Just a THOUGHT. She kills endangered animals for the sport of it and wants to devastate Alaska for its oil. She is no huntress mother goddess...
[A DUmmie who can mindread Sarah Palin's thoughts when she pulls the trigger. And you have proof that Palin did not eat her kill? Yeah, I can just see campaign oppo research into that one.]
I have the point of view that you have no right to eat an animal if you would not kill it yourself. Granted, you could kill it incredibly humanely, but morally you have no right if you would not kill it.
[I've eaten sea urchin eggs straight out of the sea urchin. Does that count?]
Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something. Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature.
[Why am I suddenly getting a big hunger for a "tastey" slab of baby back ribs? Oh, and I'll tell Porky Pig how much I respect him.]
Nature is not pretty. Sorry, it's not.
[I thought it is comedy that's not pretty. At least according to Steve Martin.]
Yeah, he's a freakin pussy.
But then again, I suppose that we’ve come to expect this deluded line of thinking from the DUmmies.
She reminds me of that really old commercial about bacon.
There was a good looking woman with a frying pan singing a song about working and bringing home the bacon and frying it up.
So the dems are upset about a good looking woman who can shot dinner and cook it up while looking good, then go off to run a state government.
Are these people never satisfied?
She can fish, too. WOOHOO!!
Pretty much my thought, except that I fulfilled my hunger for baby back ribs for the next two weeks, yesterday. And they were GOOOOOOOOOOD. Eat your heart out.
Oh, and I respect Porky, or any other porker, a lot more that I do most Democrats. After all, pigs are very intelligent animals, and Democrats are very stupid humans.
The more the KOOKS blab, and also react at convention, the better off it shows their stupidity and how you should not want to be a part of that party.
So, if I have this right, anyone who isn't capable of killing an animal has no business eating meat. That let's me off the hook. I'm headed for the butcher (who's doing the work Americans won't do)...
The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat’s hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.
That made me chortle out loud “COL”
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