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DUmmie FUnnies 09-02-08 (DUmmies Attack Sarah Palin For Being Female Hunter)
NewsBusters ^ | September 9, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 09/02/2008 6:31:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies and KOmmies are really piling on Sarah Palin bigtime for all manner of perceived sins. However, one of the most ridiculous of the slams is attacking her for being a (gasp!) FEMALE hunter as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals." It wouldn't surprise me a bit if this DUmmie accuses conservatives of being sexist but feels fine with posting this thread. So let us now watch the DUmmies attack Sarah Palin in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, waiting for them to attack Sarah for that time she illegally ripped a tag off her mattress, is in the [brackets]:

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

[So that means you are attracted to men who hunt?]

It's about the least attractive thing a woman could ever do in my opinion. I eat meat and understand that some hunting is necessary to control animal populations but I don't get people who enjoy watching an animal flail around in agony after their guts just got blown out. I like to think of women as gentle, kind and loving and enjoyment of the violence of hunting just doesn't seem to fit with those qualities. If a family is poor and can really use the meat I think its fine, but respect for the animal should be taught to the children like the Indians taught their children when an animal was killed for survival. Women who like to kill animals simply seem neanderthal to me and if I ever found out a girl-fried was into hunting I would move on. I am straight and don't date men but if I did I hope I would feel the same way.

[Does that mean you are against women serving in combat? Now on to the other DUmmies...]

Hunting just for the fun of killing an animal = Bullfighting = Cockfighting= Dogfighting. Enjoying the suffering of animals sucks. I love meat, and I know animals must get killed in order to be eaten, but I hate the idea of someone just shooting an animal just to enjoy its death.

[Yeah. People who hunt shouldn't be enjoying it. Same goes for fishing.]

I know fathers in WVa who feed the children from what they bring back in deer season. For them, it is not about ego. It is about nutrition for their kids

[It's okay for fathers to hunt but verboten for mothers?]

I also have a cougar skin.Now before you jump, this cougar died in a flood.Rescuers attempted to get him out of a swift current but the attempt failed.I was lucky because I knew some of the rescuers,they knew I loved cats,aso they called,told me the story and offered me the cat. So I took the skin. There were NO holes in it,no trap marks nothing. it's head was a little bigger than normal and it was very wet.It was alot of work to fix it.I have a deep connection to felines.The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.

[A DUmmie gets an erotic dream from sleeping with a stuffed cougar.]

And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..

[I bet you had a wet dream that night.]

Sarah Palin is no hero - she is what makes hunters look like fools. Did you ride in a helicopter and use high powered weapons with long range sights? Did you kill, as Palin does, for the thrill and not because you needed to feed yourself and possibly a family? Maybe some research into palin's hunting habits are in order? Just a THOUGHT. She kills endangered animals for the sport of it and wants to devastate Alaska for its oil. She is no huntress mother goddess...

[A DUmmie who can mindread Sarah Palin's thoughts when she pulls the trigger. And you have proof that Palin did not eat her kill? Yeah, I can just see campaign oppo research into that one.]

I have the point of view that you have no right to eat an animal if you would not kill it yourself. Granted, you could kill it incredibly humanely, but morally you have no right if you would not kill it.

[I've eaten sea urchin eggs straight out of the sea urchin. Does that count?]

Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something. Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature.

[Why am I suddenly getting a big hunger for a "tastey" slab of baby back ribs? Oh, and I'll tell Porky Pig how much I respect him.]

Nature is not pretty. Sorry, it's not.

[I thought it is comedy that's not pretty. At least according to Steve Martin.]


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KEYWORDS: catfight; dnctalkingpoints; dummies; girlymen; palin; personaldestruction; sarahpalin
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To: Army Air Corps

“I have always thought that there was something indescribably hot about a woman who knows how to handle a firearm.”

Remember Amanda Peet in The Whole Nine Yards...


41 posted on 09/02/2008 7:32:37 AM PDT by Exeter (If Life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!)
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To: Sacajaweau
Woke everyone up at 3 AM...The boys were not happy.

LOL!

42 posted on 09/02/2008 7:33:28 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Obama experience - Communist organizer and guest speaker.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sorry to hear that.

I, on the other hand, let the wife do the shopping. When price is no object, ribs can be obtained. Hope I can pay the rest of my bills this month. :)


43 posted on 09/02/2008 7:37:42 AM PDT by chesley (I'm still alive, still employed, & still married. Life is GOOD)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sarah Palin is the embodiment of the “bitter clingers” that Barry slammed in San Francisco.


44 posted on 09/02/2008 7:56:21 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (McCain/Palin 2008 the maverick reform duo.)
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To: VeniVidiVici
Oh man. Any bets this one is a registered sex offender?

Probably spends weekends camping out in the sticks with others of similar ilk in loincloths and face-paint, smoking weed, eating mushrooms, beating drums and searching for the meaning of manhood...

Saw one too many reruns of 'Clan of the Cave Bear'...

or dropped a little too much LSD sitting in the theater watching 'Brother Bear'...

45 posted on 09/02/2008 8:05:33 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
I realize bikes would be cheaper to keep, but why don't these cops get a few horses for crowd control. Just turn the nag's backside to the protesters and command "Kick". That'll get them running.

For some, just a horse getting as close as the bike riding cops were to the protesters is enough to scatter them, and dropping their stupid signs in fear.

46 posted on 09/02/2008 8:09:23 AM PDT by 3catsanadog (Drill here, drill now!!!!!)
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To: Travis T. OJustice
LOL-

Note to self- do not eat cole slaw when reading posts from TTOJ...

47 posted on 09/02/2008 8:54:47 AM PDT by Dutchgirl ("All you need to know about Obama is this: Farrakhan really wants him to be president."-Feder)
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To: Smokin' Joe

In my neck of the woods, we call that “Copping the eternal buzz”


48 posted on 09/02/2008 8:55:02 AM PDT by BruceysMom (My heart is in Rock Springs.)
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To: PJ-Comix
if I ever found out a girl-fried was into hunting I would move on. I am straight and don't date men but if I did I hope I would feel the same way.

"Wacky" doesn't begin to describe these people.

49 posted on 09/02/2008 9:13:09 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: PJ-Comix
And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..

Then you should go to them.

50 posted on 09/02/2008 9:17:10 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix
....Attack Sarah Palin For Being Female Hunter...

I'm single and have been hunting females for years.

51 posted on 09/02/2008 9:22:01 AM PDT by Loud Mime (USA Basketball....Double GOLD! McCain-Palin...Double Gold!)
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To: Lurker

I also find it interesting that his very profound thought about the Governor of Alaska is whether he could “date or be attracted” to her. I am sure Governor Palin is going to lose a lot of sleep over that one...


52 posted on 09/02/2008 9:33:14 AM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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To: PJ-Comix
I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

And I'm certain that the feeling would be mutual...

53 posted on 09/02/2008 9:54:33 AM PDT by dfwright (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left (Eccl. 10:2, NIV))
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To: All; Charles Henrickson; faq
It's going to feel sooooooo good when the information about Biden is released because I'm going to love watching the MSM reaction to it. They have no problem publicizing the pregnancy of Palin's daughter so it will be interesting to see their reaction to the Biden info which has NOTHING to do with his private life and EVERYTHING to do with his public life. BTW, you will be surprised at the source of this Biden info. Charles and faq know but they have been sworn to an oath of Omerta.

As a fringe benefit the material is also incredibly ENTERTAINING.

54 posted on 09/02/2008 10:12:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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To: PJ-Comix
Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature.

But a human fetus in the womb is just a piece of tissue.

55 posted on 09/02/2008 10:33:45 AM PDT by Argus (Obama: All turban and no goats.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Did you ride in a helicopter and use high powered weapons with long range sights?

Stupid liberal.

The idea of using high powered optics in a moving, vibrating vehicle is so ludicrous, but I guess the imagery of it all gets him off..............

56 posted on 09/02/2008 10:37:04 AM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: svcw
"I can bring home the bacon

Fry it up in a pan

And never let you forget you're a man

'Cuz I'm a woman -- W-O-M-A-N!"

57 posted on 09/02/2008 10:51:21 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Rule #1 obey all rules. Rule #2 no writing on the walls...)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I have the point of view that you have no right to eat an animal if you would not kill it yourself. Granted, you could kill it incredibly humanely, but morally you have no right if you would not kill it. "

WHAT? OH GREAT AND MIGHTY ALASKAN SALMON WITH DILL SAUCE, I come to you on bended knee with great reverence to ask your permission to kill and eat you.....

I started hunting with my dad when I was 7. Humane? Sure it was. BLAM! Go get that bird, Ginger-girl.... And dontchew mouth it, either.

58 posted on 09/02/2008 11:00:16 AM PDT by Hi Heels (Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Rule #1 obey all rules. Rule #2 no writing on the walls...)
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To: Hi Heels

Bingo, that’s it!


59 posted on 09/02/2008 11:06:40 AM PDT by svcw (http://baskettastic.com/)
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To: PJ-Comix
I could never date. . . .

Is that you, DUmmie stevenumbers?

60 posted on 09/02/2008 12:32:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Dweeb DUmmies Palin comparison to Wonder Woman Sarah.)
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