DUmmie FUnnies 09-02-08 (DUmmies Attack Sarah Palin For Being Female Hunter)

NewsBusters ^ | September 9, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

[mikrofon]

I also have a cougar skin

John Cougar Melonkopf

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

and big ears...

[epow]

An awful lot of real men are attracted to "outdoorsy" women

I would question the actual gender of any "man" who ISN'T attracted by the woman pictured in post # 18 whether she's outdoorsy or indoorsy.

[epow]

"Wacky" doesn't begin to describe these people.

Try "queer", that works.

I didn't do well in Psych 101, and IMHO the prof graded me unfairly. But even I know that getting one's jollies by sleeping with the hide of a dead animal isn't listed under the heading NORMAL BEHAVIOR.

[epow]

And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..

Then you should go to them.

LOL!!

If I was a betting man I would bet money that if the basement-dwelling poser who posted that nonsense had a $100 bill for every time he has heard a wild wolf howl in the night, or in the daytime for that matter, he couldn't pay to mail a penny postcard.

[epow]

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

("Then you should not be attracted to any woman who EATS animals, since those animals wouldn't be killed unless there were people to eat them.")

I doubt that the DUmmy who wrote that could ever be attracted to any woman, either carnivorous or strict vegetarian.

[epow]

Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something.

("Then you're not cooking it right.")

Of course he isn't, it's impossible to do a front quarter of pork properly in a basement.

Now if DUmmy had a good cooker/smoker with a side-draw burn-box for indirect heat he might change his mind about the proper care and feeding of two-legged carnivorous animals.

[epow]

Granted, you could kill it incredibly humanely

(" How do you do that? Anesthetize it? Hypothermia?")

Personally, I usually cuddle the sweet little Peter Cottontails and Bambies in my arms and whisper soothing words in their big pink ears before I pull out my razor sharp 9" knife and slash their cute little throats from ear to ear.

But that's just me, a DUmmy might want to let Bambi take a hit on his favorite recreational narcotic before the slashing thingy.

[RightWingTeen]

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

oh darn, DUmmy poster, I was going to introduce you to my cousin, but she is a deer hunter. Oh well, I guess I'll have to INTRODUCE her to someone much smarter!! BTW, I guess she and you, DUmmy poster, would not be happy since she's a CONSERVATIVE!

Hunting helps keep nature in check, MORON DUmmy poster!!

[Paul Heinzman]

LOL! Sarah still has them fired up at the DUmp. In their hatred you can see their fear. And their fear is great.

[X-FID]

Hunting just for the fun of killing an animal = Bullfighting = Cockfighting= Dogfighting. Enjoying the suffering of animals sucks. I love meat, and I know animals must get killed in order to be eaten, but I hate the idea of someone just shooting an animal just to enjoy its death.

I wonder what he thinks of those Asian tiger farms, nasty stuff for sure.

[Roscoe Karns]

Thanks! I thought for sure they would delete that thread. They locked it instead and erased 3 of the 4 comments. Too bad, it had so much potential!

[franksolich]

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[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7583.0.html

[Deetes]

All this wisDUm from people that probably never hunted heard Sarah talk or been to Alaska . Twice the size of Texas and a few acre patch in ANWR is going to end all wildlife . In the other north slope drilling area the wildlife has increased ... DU DU DU DUmmies ........

[Lx]

PJ, what happened to the Biden information that was supposed to come out in 24 business hours?