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DUmmie FUnnies 09-12-08 ("The bloody VOICE!!!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 12, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/12/2008 6:11:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

As we have seen, including in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) is rampant in DUmmieland. The DUmmies are now so far gone that they can't even bear to hear the sound of her voice as you can see in this THREAD titled, "The bloody VOICE!!!" Yes, Sarah Palin's voice drives DUmmies absolutely CRAZY. Actually they are already NUts but Palin's voice makes them go completely bonkers. So let us now watch the DUmmies go berserk at the sound of Palin's voice in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the DUmmies can now get jobs as extras in "28 Days Later" remakes, is in the [brackets]:

The bloody VOICE!!!

[Drives the loons NUts!!! Perhaps we should send Apache helicopters over Afghanistan to play Sarah Palin recordings on loudspeakers to drive Al-Qaeda from their caves..]

Belatedly doing my homework and watching the Gibson interview. Forget the content (or lack thereof), the only things I hear are nasality, rising inflections, strange and arbitrary emphasis on words and, and......NUKULAR

[Uh, uh, umm... Well, I umm...certainly ah, ummm...happy that uh...that is, Obama's uh, voice, doesn't ummm...bother you.]

Oh geez...Hillary and that fake northeastern accent...fingernails on chalkboard. Palin's reminds me of Francis McDormand (sp?) from her role in Fargo

[Actually Hillary's normal accent is that of suburban Chicago. The rest of the time she is doing either a fake southern or fake northeastern accent.]

Great minds think alike. I already call Palin. "Marge Gunderson."

[Yah! Actually I like the Marge Gunderson accent.]

Lindsey Graham and Phill Gramm. Their voices SUCK and its not the southern thing either because I grew up and still live in the south. I know I've complained about their voices too. Palin's voice is just plain horrible.

[And you will be hearing a lot more of her voice for years to come. Hee! Hee!]

Oh I complain about liebermans voice. GOD it irritates me to no end x( I can't listen to him I have to turn him off. Worse than listening to boosh and I'd definitely prefer listening to nails on a chalkboard than hear one peep outta liebermans maw.

[Lieberman's voice sounds sort of like an adenoidal Elmer FUdd. However he does look like a muppet.]

I ALWAYS think of the guy on Alf! Sounds just like him!

[Perhaps but when I see Lieberman speak, he reminds me of a muppet.]

Chris Matthews, Joe Lieberman, Bush*, Lindsey Graham all have HORRIBLE voices that make me want to throw a shoe through my t.v. whenever I hear them. Oh, and Rod Decker, a local newsman has the worst voice on the planet.

[Chris Matthews sounds like a honking goose whenever he blurts "HA!"]

What can possibly be worse than Jaaames Sensennnnnbrennnnnerrrrr? Also, the voices and accents of so many other Republican senators. O Mi God. Oh, jesus. Is there anything worse? Republicans are such ugly people. Ugly in manner, ugly in attitude, ugly in vocal expressions, ugly in "vallyuhs" (values) and dumb as mud. People with ugly world views are almost uniformly ugly in all their traits, thoughts, expressions, appearances. It can never successfully be concealed.

[Of course, this DUmmie thinks that the Code Pink freaks appear perfectly normal.]

Reagan's condescending tone drove me nuts.

[There you go again!]

The sound of Bush's voice makes me want to scream. The way he mangles the language is far worse than his fake Texas drawl which he's so proud of. He tries to use big words but even when they're written in very large letters he still manages to fumble them. Chertoff's voice is nerve wracking too. Rumsfeld's voice is brittle and sarcastic and I'm glad he's no longer doing his crappy immitation of being a human being on TV. Sean Hannity is shrill and hits you like machine gun bullets. Swartzennegger's limited vocabulary and thick accent makes you wonder why he hasn't dropped some of that accent after all these years. It makes me think he's too lazy to pronounce words that he hears on a daily basis. He can't pronounce the 'th' in that. It still comes out as 'dat'.

[Believe it or not, one of the most difficult sounds in English for foreign speakers to pronounce is "th". It seems easy but many foreign speakers just can't do it. Maybe something you have to pick up early on. I notice the same problem with the way "R" and double "R" is pronounced in Spanish. Most Americans can't do it correctly. Your humble correspondent can but that is because of early training in that idiom.]

Someone Called It "Fargoese" After the movie...a bit of Canadian with a touch of lumberjack. :rofl:

[Mixed in with a bit of Bullwinkle.]

I can't wait for the debate. I know they get some of the questions before hand, but she can't stand up to Joe's on the spot questions.

[Assuming that Joe is even on the Democrat ticket by the time the debate begins.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; margegunderson; mccainpalin; sarahpalin
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1 posted on 09/12/2008 6:11:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP Hah


2 posted on 09/12/2008 6:13:20 AM PDT by mondonico (Peace through Superior Firepower)
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To: PJ-Comix
The rest of the time she is doing either a fake southern or fake northeastern accent

Or a fake black accent ("I ain't in noways tahrd").

3 posted on 09/12/2008 6:13:38 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who like to be called Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 5!!!


4 posted on 09/12/2008 6:17:15 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Bac Mac.******)
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To: PJ-Comix

In before the ping!


5 posted on 09/12/2008 6:17:43 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Bac Mac.******)
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To: wideawake

How about Obama changing into his brotha’ “street” accent, droppin’ the “g” on nearly ever’ word.


6 posted on 09/12/2008 6:18:28 AM PDT by astounded
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP?


7 posted on 09/12/2008 6:19:08 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (What I'm really voting for is Palin in 2012!))
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To: PJ-Comix

Beat you again PJ!


8 posted on 09/12/2008 6:19:26 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (What I'm really voting for is Palin in 2012!))
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To: PJ-Comix
It could be a spiritual thing:

"At this they covered their ears and, yelling at the top of their voices, they all rushed at him, dragged him out of the city and began to stone him." {the stoning of Stephen}

9 posted on 09/12/2008 6:20:17 AM PDT by labette ( Humble student of Thinkology)
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To: PJ-Comix

I wish Senator Graham would notice stuff like this. After all of the aid and comfort he gives them this is still what they think of him.


10 posted on 09/12/2008 6:20:27 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Borges
BTW, Marge Gunderson is a very sympathetic character and people loved and imitated McDormand's Dakotas accent.

Marge Gunderson in Fargowas a normal, no-nonsense, all-common sense policewoman, wife, and expectant mom.

She was smart, efficient and fearless.

She was unfailingly polite to idiots, criminals and lechers - but uncompromising - with a strong sense of professional ethics and an ironclad personal conscience in matters of right and wrong.

She doggedly accomplished the task she set herself - a task that was above and beyond the call of duty. And she still treated the monster she apprehended as a human being.

11 posted on 09/12/2008 6:21:01 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who like to be called Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Governor Palin’s voice/accent reminds of where I grew up. I like listening to her for that reason.


12 posted on 09/12/2008 6:21:28 AM PDT by Schnucki (If obama wins, we'll need a teleprompter by the White House emergency phone when it rings at 3:00AM.)
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To: PJ-Comix

You better ping - IBTP.


13 posted on 09/12/2008 6:22:38 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
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To: wideawake

I’d vote for Marge, too. :)


14 posted on 09/12/2008 6:22:49 AM PDT by Schnucki (If obama wins, we'll need a teleprompter by the White House emergency phone when it rings at 3:00AM.)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


15 posted on 09/12/2008 6:23:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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To: wideawake

Hmmm... Maybe we should EMPHASIS the Marge Gunderson/Sarah Palin connection.


16 posted on 09/12/2008 6:25:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!))
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To: PJ-Comix
Top Friday Business Post
17 posted on 09/12/2008 6:25:33 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Chris Matthews sounds like a honking goose whenever he blurts "HA!"]

That's his 'Felix Unger” affliction... brought on by gallons of spit percolating in his trachea.

18 posted on 09/12/2008 6:25:38 AM PDT by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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To: PJ-Comix
and, and......NUKULAR

I guess these DUmmies have forgotten that Jimmy Carter, who billed himself as a "nukular engineer," used to pronounce it the same way.

19 posted on 09/12/2008 6:26:42 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Bac Mac.******)
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To: PJ-Comix

[Lieberman’s voice sounds sort of like an adenoidal Elmer FUdd. However he does look like a muppet.]

Actually, I’ve always found that Lieberman, in both voice and demeanor, reminded me of Droopy Dog.


20 posted on 09/12/2008 6:28:24 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel ("Obama is the Pet Rock of this election season" - (freeper) Miss Marple)
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