DUmmie FUnnies 09-17-08 "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account"

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 09-17-08 | DUmmie DontTreadOnMe, DUmmies and Paul Heinzman

[Paul Heinzman]

This is just breaking on DU, so it's pretty lean right now. But as you all know, when something breaks on DU, you can rely on PJ, Charles or I to fix it.

Earlier today, Governor Palin's personal Yahoo! e-mail account was hacked. Screen caps are all over the Internet (the posting of which, may very well be subject to prosecution).

But what did this hacking yield the opposition? Nothing. Zero. As zero as Zero Possumus. Pictures of Sarah's kids, personal phone numbers that are long abandoned, and prayer requests. All just further evidence that Governor Palin is just the person we knew she was: a strong, smart, genuine conservative.

I predict that before the weekend, these hackers will be caught, and I hope that all these RATS posting the screen caps will also be rounded up for prosecution. The DUmmies have a theory, which is theirs and only theirs, and is so DUmb that only they could come up with it.

It was ROVE! as witnessed in this DUmmie THREAD entitled "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account."

So now let us watch the DUmmies blame the hacking on Karl Rove in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest narrator, Paul Heinzman are in the [brackets].

Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account

[Would you expect less from him?]

Don't fall for it... anyone who would hack an email account would not go public until they had something to show... they would WAIT until they found something.

[They'll soon be finding a jail cell.]

When someone claims they were hacked, but everything found is useless -- they LET THEMSELVES be hacked.

[Take my identity...PLEASE!]

Now back to the ECONOMY!

[Now back to the DUmmies!]

This is classic Rove. They are desperate right now, and need Palin, their one and only dwindling asset, to be a martyr.

[There is no "classic Rove." Just when you think you have mastered the game, Rove changes the rules. Some say he never even existed. In the words of Tom Waits, "If you think that you can tell a bigger tell, I swear

it's just another distraction

[E-mails to nowhere.]

Sarah gave him the login - Karl didn't hack anything.   
and surprise - there was nothing left of real interest either.

[Just regular e-mails to a regular person. In this case, curiosity won't kill the cat, it will just send it to prison for up to five years.]

I think you're right. When I think of all the crazy stuff in my e-mails, I have to admit, if somebody hacked me they'd find a boatload of shit to say. LOL

[Is that you, John Edwards?]

OK...a new days back I threatened to kill the next person who invoked Karl Rove as a puppet master in the Sarah Palin fiasco.

[Get help. Please.]

But in the case, I'll make an exception. This sounds like EXACTLY the sort of thing Rove would do, especially if it turns out that no smoking gun turns up.

[No one dies tonight.]

not in Rove's skill set
Maybe he hired someone

[Rove can direct hurricanes, make John Kerry insult our troops, force John Edwards to have adulterous relations with some skank while his wife is fighting to live, but he can't hack an e-mail account? When Rove hacks an e-mail account]

that Rove is one crazy f***er

[One magnificent bastard.]

[South40]

[Paul Heinzman]

Turned out to be a 4chan password-guess kiddie. They thought it was beneath them over there, and it is. And one of them fixed it.

I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying, so here's a picture of Tom Vilsack with Winnie the Pooh on his head.

[Roscoe Karns]

No one is covering this but FOX. Shocking, I know.

[Billthedrill]

Which one's on top?

;-)

[peggybac]

Rove was great tonight: “Alan, you’re embarrassing yourself.”

[txroadkill]

Sarah gave him the login - Karl didn't hack anything. and surprise - there was nothing left of real interest either.

[sheikdetailfeather]

LOL!

[weegee]

Ah but this campaign will never make history books the way the 1972 campaign does.

I doubt that the history books today mention that JFK and RFK wire tapped MLK’s phones.

[machogirl]

headline over at the huff

“CAMPAIGN MOMENTUM SHIFTS TO OBAMA”

when did this happen?

[balk]

My daughter likes to blame “Mr. Nobody”. She knows how to get away with murder.

[YdontUleaveLibs]

The left continues to surprize, ok not really. Did we expect anything less than complete denial that someone in their ranks committed an illegal act and and invasion of privacy? No, I didn’t think so either.

[TBP]

These are the same lowlifes who illegally hacked into Michael Steele’s credit reports. Then the two individuals who carried out that operation got “fired” and continued to get paid for several months thereafter (until after the election, I believe.)

[TBP]

No, it was Eliot’s famous cat Macavity:

“And when you rech the scene of crime,
Macavity’s not there.”

[gswilder]

Modern Day WATERGATE folks.

Do not let this die. Do not let the media and Obama turn this into Sarah’s so called issue of using her personal account for business.

WATERGATE. That is what it is.

The opposition was looking for personal information to try and damage the McCain/Palin ticket.

Instead of breaking into a filing cabinet, they broke into an email cabinet.

This is HUGE.

WATERGATE for the Democrats.

[mkjessup]

DelUsion, thy name is Dummie.

Makes all the sense in the world to me. LOL

[TBP]

Now, if I could just figure out why he arranged for all these companies to go bankrupt.

Becasue they wre giving money to Dimmycraps?

[TBP]

Pooh must be mortally embarrassed!

[Theresawithanh]

I watched Greta tonight for a little bit, and caught her talking with people about this. Gloria Allred kept saying that there was proof that Gov. Palin used her private account to conduct state business, and wouldn’t let it go. Greta finally asked “what happened to innocent until proven guilty?”

They so desperately want this to amount to something. Maybe they’re starting to wake up to the fact that Sen. HopeyChangey and the Joe Kinnock (oops, I meant Biden) aren’t going to be the guys in the WH after all.

[varyouga]

Stealing baby pictures and harassing a 17 year old girl’s cellphone is the best they could do. Bwahaha

[eggman]

I saw the segment on Greta and I was yelling at the TV. Gov. Palin’s personal account was hacked and plastered up on the Internet and these talking heads couldn't resist accusing her of doing something they had no evidence of. No concern whatsoever that there was an outrageous invasion of privacy and the fact that there was nothing incriminating. Anything discovered as a result of this hacking would be inadmissible in court proceedings but they would only be too happy to use it to slime her.

Unless the perpetrators are very publicly arrested, I fear weenies like the hackers will release some fake emails and will claim all manner of wild charges against Sarah.