DUmmie FUnnies 10-08-08 (Slate Writer Reveals Liberal Agenda In The Open)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 8, 2008 | Timothy Noah and PJ-Comix

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Clippy at homey.

[Vision]

The inner workings of a perverted mind.

[GOP_Raider]

Like the houseguests in Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None, swing states are disappearing one by one..

Ha ha, you read Agatha Christie!

[PJ-Comix]

Okay, if you live in the Washington, DC area then you might want to try locating the C-SPAN raw footage of the extended Biden video at the National Archives. The lady I called at C-SPAN told me that is where it is and, wow, did she sound peeved for some reason. The networks also have this raw footage but since it would be harmful to Obama/Biden, I doubt they will release it so best bet now seems to be locating the C-SPAN raw footage in the National Archives. Perhaps it is in a cardboard box atop the wooden box containing the Lost Ark.

This is the video that will affect the election for sure!

[scratcher]

“The raw footage of Joe Biden will definitely have an effect on this election IF it is made public since most rational people would fear Biden being just a heartbeat away from the Oval Office after watching the video.”

I hope we get it.

[NeoCaveman]

PJ must be distracted by a phone call from Gov Vilsac?

Wear the Bear!

[PJ-Comix]

Hey, I’m juggling at least 4 major projects right now plus I don’t live in the DC area so I have to hand this project off to someone else. You have the info you need, so someone out there find it. Believe me, the raw footage is quite something to behold or how else do you think I remembered it after all these years?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

If these bastards get power, we must resist them at every turn. We must defund their bullhorn, which is the media. Boycott their sponsors! Fight every attempt towards nationalizing industry. We must become unsmelly hardworking protesters. We must become anti-hippies. While the smelly irrational hippies riot on the street, we must riot with our wallets. Do not give blue companies one damn cent. Destroy Hollywood by holding your dollars and let the rats get real jobs. Let them attempt to attack us behind cardboard signs reading, “Will Make Believe For Food” and them pay for their smug elitism.

[scratcher]

I’ll see what I can do to help.

[PJ-Comix]

I posted the brief clip so people will have confidence that the video exists. This was a VERY SMALL segment of what Joe Biden actually did which was act like a complete fruitcake over an extended period of time. The networks have the raw footage but won’t release it. If they had such footage of Sarah Palin they would have broadcast it within days of her announcement as Veep.

[PJ-Comix]

Here is the info from footage.net as to what ABC News has in its archives. It looks like Biden might have been ranting for a full 10 minutes. Good luck trying to get the raw footage from ABC News because they are currently running cover for Obama/Biden:

Tape Number: DCTA22633E
Title: SOUTH AFRICA
Media Type: Tape
Library: ABC
Date: 07/23/1986
Content: 11:30:58:05 SENATE FOREIGN RELATIONS COMMITTEE HEARING ON US POLICY TOWARD SOUTH AFRICA. MS OF SENATOR JESSE HELMS (R-NC) QUESTIONING US SECRETARY OF STATE GEORGE SHULTZ, WHO IS TESTIFYING BEFORE THE COMMITTEE.
11:38:38:02 ms of senator joseph biden (d-del) questioning shultz. he angrily excoriates administration policy toward south africa. he feels the us should side with the black majority in south africa.
11:48:17:22 ms of senator charles mathias (r-md).
CI:
PERSONALITIES: BIDEN, JOSEPH.
PERSONALITIES: HELMS, JESSE.
PERSONALITIES: MATHIAS, CHARLES.
PERSONALITIES: SHULTZ, GEORGE.

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, in the entire time that Biden was talking I don’t remember him once talking like a normal person. He was screaming the whole time and sounded quite irrational.

[KJC1]

Check this new thread out: (It's not FUnnie, but thought others should see it)

themartyred (1000+ posts) Wed Oct-08-08 03:45 PM Original message

we need some people dressed up as KKK members to try and get in at a Palin rally I supposed they'd be arrested, but man, what a story it'd make - they could simply say - "we are confused - we heard her on the television saying things we strongly liked and wanted to come and support her, and if this country is so arrogant to ignore its roots, then we'll support her being the next Grand Wizard of our group!"

That'd make me laugh... The McSame/Plain campaign has turned into a rallying cry for hysterical bigotry. They have no shame apparently.

[weegee]

DNC brownshirts. They’d do better to show up dressed like that at public appearances from Robert Byrd (D-KKK) but they have no honor.

[MoochPooch]

These DUmmie remarks aren’t even laughable; they are scary. Especially if Mr. O wins. This would truly be the triumph of evil.

To my fellow Jews — this Yom Kippur, pray really hard.

[Charles Henrickson]

There's a new scent in the air.

Can you smell . . . what Barack's got cookin'?!

[Charles Henrickson]

I think Karl Marx had some valuable insights into capitalist economies!

Is that you, Barack Obama?

[Charles Henrickson]

I'm a liberal! . . . I'm a leftist! . . . I'm a democratic socialist!

It IS you, Barack!

[Choose Ye This Day]

I think Mormons are kooks!

Sounds like most FReepers.

[Choose Ye This Day]

America's official languages should be English and Spanish!

¡Contra la pared, compadre! ¡Sí, se puede!