DUmmie FUnnies 10-08-08 (Slate Writer Reveals Liberal Agenda In The Open)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 8, 2008 | Timothy Noah and PJ-Comix

[Choose Ye This Day]

America isn't the greatest nation in the world.

Right. Cuba is. Everyone knows that.

[Miss Marple]

My friend Hercule Poirot and I would like to know what’s wrong with reading Agatha Christie?

After all, she had standards and taste. I learned form her that no matter how expensive the dress, one should look at the shoes.

That’s how I know Sarah Palin is a class act, while Michelle Obama is trash.

[faq]

I really don't know if the video will be found or if it still exists. But, here is a partial transcript if anyone is interested.

[PJ-Comix]

Thanx for that partial transcript. It does show Biden was ranting for an extended period-—up to ten minutes. However, the transcript doesn’t really convey the bizarre histrionic by Biden. Even he later said he was embarrassed by his performance.

[Paul Heinzman]

This could backfire, if I understand the context of this correctly. We’re talking about apartheid, and I’d get pretty passionate about it too. I remember my disgust at Jerry Falwell’s public support of the policy.

[Paul Heinzman]

There's a new scent in the air.

Bullshit.

[Paul Heinzman]

If you're a Democrat, you haven't felt it tickle your nostrils since October 1996

The last time cocaine was affordable.

[ExGeeEye]

ELECTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES

McCAIN IS NOT OBAMA LITE

THERE IS MORE THAN A DIME'S WORTH OF DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO MAJOR PARTIES

IT'S OK TO VOTE AGAINST THE WRONG EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT SURE YOU'RE VOTING FOR THE PERFECT

[Paul Heinzman]

The perfume hasn't been this strong since October 1964, the eve of Lyndon Johnson's landside presidential victory.

Yeah, that worked out well.

[Paul Heinzman]

I think Karl Marx had some valuable insights into capitalist economies!

LFT! Value is a capitalist paradigm! Gatherer/Hunter is where it is. Get yourself right with the commune.

[Paul Heinzman]

Let's standardize the federal age of consent at 16!

You're gonna have to bump that down a couple of notches to get Will Pitt off the hook.

[Paul Heinzman]

I don't support the troops.

I'm taking you out of context because there is no context in which that is appropriate when talking about OUR troops.

[Paul Heinzman]

If Israel isn't out of the occupied territories in six months, we'll cut off all aid.

Well, there it is. What "occupied territories?" It's their land.

[Paul Heinzman]

What's so great about the Judeo-Christian tradition?

Faith, hope and love. Those are some pretty nice things. Hard work, benevolence, forgiveness, self-sacrifice--it's all good.

Try the brisket. That's pretty fabulous too.

[Paul Heinzman]

Big-city values are better than small-town values!

Better to give a mugger your wallet than to shoot him.

Well I'd like to spit some Beech-Nut in that dude's eye
And shoot him with my ole .45
And a country boy can survive.

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