Skip to comments.Madonna and Guy to divorce - they can't bear the pretence
Posted on 10/15/2008 7:43:37 AM PDT by curth
MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE are to divorce, The Sun can exclusively reveal.
A statement confirming their marriage is over has been prepared and is set to be released imminently.
The couple are going public with their split because they cant bear to live with the pretence any longer
go out and get a real woman. Sorry you had to live with that hag for so long.
So those long distance cries of joy and liberation I heard were from Ritchie, eh?
Poor Guy. But now Guy will be free. And Guy will not be sucked in to the skeletor’s pseudo religious kaballah stuff.
Look out A-Rod. You are next on the stupid list.
I hope he gets MILLIONS for putting up with that scag.
Hey Madonna! I hear Sarah Palin is still happily married to her first husband.
Her need to make bad music and his need to make bad movies were always in conflict.
Great. She’ll be an even bigger loudmouth now that he’s not reigning her in.
Does anyone really care what that skank does any more?
To the manor married you were.
But the marriage didn't make you a "lady". You are only a "lady" from within. You can never be a "lady", period.
In fact, every day you become more and more of a slut judging by the filth and degradation in your concert shows.
Even Professor 'enry 'iggens who transformed Eliza into a "lady" could never transform you into one no matter how much he tried.
'With a little bit of luck' your career will soon be over.
'Wouldn't it be loverly'?
He’ll find another skank in no time.
Madonna should be a disgusting embarrassment to anyone.
Madonna can finally find peace by hooking up with Rosie
I wonder how many new diseases he walks away with.
Oh My Gosh, do you think Madonna would come out of the closet? With Rosie? Oh my gosh, since being gay is considered so cool nowadays, Madonna could make herself all hip and with it by announcing she’s gay.
I wonder if she would consider that as a career move? Do you realize that Madonna is now 50 years old? She’s on the road to being a has-been.
I guess it took him this long to hear about her relationship with the NBA.
One of Madonna’s B-boys was perched precariously on the Material Girl, banging her like an outhouse door in a high wind, when he lost his grip and fell in!
He was trying to get his bearings when he heard someone say: “You too, huh? So what’s your plan?”
The boy replied, “I’m finding my shoes then I’m getting out of here!”
“Forget that,” the first lost boy replied: “Help me find my car keys and we’ll drive out.”
The way I heard it, it was an 18 wheeler!
I wish Madonna would divorce herself from the public forever.
Now Madge can go back to her true love Sandra Bernhardt.
“Madonna could make herself all hip and with it by announcing shes gay.”
And declare that her new lover is...herself!
A-rod visiting your wifes Manhattan condo late at night for “Kaballah” training can do that to a marriage.
Ah, yes, the modern re-incarnation of Laurel and Hardy.
I believe that Madonna has been swinging both ways for years.
Although, I kind of wonder which way you were swinging when you were with Dennis Rodman!
I didn’t mean you, Mr. San Diego. I meant Madonna.
Who cares? WHat took the man so long?
When he read in the newspapers about her horse rolling over on top her, he realized just how unfaithful she was.
Now she can go out and have that Hyman surgery she’s been singing about.
Will she drop her phony British accent now?
The only thing about this that surprises me is that it lasted as long as it did.
Be careful Guy. She was packing heat on her feet.
Yup no surprise she was cavorting in public with A-Rod, he’s getting divorced too.
Jose Canceso claims she wanted him to knock her up.
She’s such a flaky b****. I like many of her songs though.
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