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Madonna and Guy to divorce - they can't bear the pretence
the sun ^ | 10/15/2008 | EMMA COX, VIRGINIA WHEELER and GORDON SMART

Posted on 10/15/2008 7:43:37 AM PDT by curth

MADONNA and GUY RITCHIE are to divorce, The Sun can exclusively reveal.

A statement confirming their marriage is over has been prepared and is set to be released imminently.

The couple are going public with their split because they “can’t bear to live with the pretence any longer”


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Politics
KEYWORDS: dirtbag; hater; hollywood; loser; notalent
I guess her husband finally realized what a piece of garbage he married. Good for you, Guy.
1 posted on 10/15/2008 7:43:37 AM PDT by curth
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To: curth

Guy,

go out and get a real woman. Sorry you had to live with that hag for so long.


2 posted on 10/15/2008 7:44:34 AM PDT by housedeep
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To: curth

So those long distance cries of joy and liberation I heard were from Ritchie, eh?


3 posted on 10/15/2008 7:44:35 AM PDT by mgc1122
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To: curth

Poor Guy. But now Guy will be free. And Guy will not be sucked in to the skeletor’s pseudo religious kaballah stuff.

Look out A-Rod. You are next on the stupid list.


4 posted on 10/15/2008 7:45:29 AM PDT by romanesq
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To: curth

I hope he gets MILLIONS for putting up with that scag.


5 posted on 10/15/2008 7:45:47 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: curth
Somehow the definition of "skank" comes to mind.
6 posted on 10/15/2008 7:47:21 AM PDT by The Bronze Titan
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To: curth

Hey Madonna! I hear Sarah Palin is still happily married to her first husband.


7 posted on 10/15/2008 7:47:25 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: curth

It’s sad.

Her need to make bad music and his need to make bad movies were always in conflict.


8 posted on 10/15/2008 7:47:33 AM PDT by Natchez Hawk (What's so funny about the 1st, 2nd, and 4th Amendments?)
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To: curth

Yawn...


9 posted on 10/15/2008 7:48:42 AM PDT by prairiebreeze ( Our troops DESERVE BETTER than Barack Hussein Obama!!)
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To: curth

Great. She’ll be an even bigger loudmouth now that he’s not reigning her in.


10 posted on 10/15/2008 7:49:05 AM PDT by DRey
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To: curth

Does anyone really care what that skank does any more?


11 posted on 10/15/2008 7:53:02 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Dems didn't care about Carter's lack of experience....governor, peanut farmer)
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To: curth
Well, Madonna, to the manor born you were not.

To the manor married you were.

But the marriage didn't make you a "lady". You are only a "lady" from within. You can never be a "lady", period.

In fact, every day you become more and more of a slut judging by the filth and degradation in your concert shows.

Even Professor 'enry 'iggens who transformed Eliza into a "lady" could never transform you into one no matter how much he tried.

'With a little bit of luck' your career will soon be over.

'Wouldn't it be loverly'?

Leni

12 posted on 10/15/2008 7:55:39 AM PDT by MinuteGal (Obama's Moose is Cooked!)
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To: curth

He’ll find another skank in no time.


13 posted on 10/15/2008 7:59:16 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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To: curth

Madonna should be a disgusting embarrassment to anyone.


14 posted on 10/15/2008 7:59:56 AM PDT by popdonnelly (Government, liberals, leftists: Just get off our backs!)
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To: MinuteGal

Madonna can finally find peace by hooking up with Rosie


15 posted on 10/15/2008 8:00:15 AM PDT by shadeaud
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To: curth

I wonder how many new diseases he walks away with.


16 posted on 10/15/2008 8:02:22 AM PDT by jilliane
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To: shadeaud

Oh My Gosh, do you think Madonna would come out of the closet? With Rosie? Oh my gosh, since being gay is considered so cool nowadays, Madonna could make herself all hip and with it by announcing she’s gay.

I wonder if she would consider that as a career move? Do you realize that Madonna is now 50 years old? She’s on the road to being a has-been.


17 posted on 10/15/2008 8:05:42 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: curth

I guess it took him this long to hear about her relationship with the NBA.


18 posted on 10/15/2008 8:06:25 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: curth

One of Madonna’s B-boys was perched precariously on the Material Girl, banging her like an outhouse door in a high wind, when he lost his grip and fell in!
He was trying to get his bearings when he heard someone say: “You too, huh? So what’s your plan?”
The boy replied, “I’m finding my shoes then I’m getting out of here!”
“Forget that,” the first lost boy replied: “Help me find my car keys and we’ll drive out.”
(badda....boom!)


19 posted on 10/15/2008 8:06:42 AM PDT by tumblindice (Twenty days)
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To: tumblindice

The way I heard it, it was an 18 wheeler!


20 posted on 10/15/2008 8:10:01 AM PDT by fortunate sun ("I don't need change. I need foldin' money!" Steve Gaines)
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To: curth

I wish Madonna would divorce herself from the public forever.


21 posted on 10/15/2008 8:11:31 AM PDT by Wonderama Mama (Socialism is great until you run out of someone elses money - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Wonderama Mama

Now Madge can go back to her true love Sandra Bernhardt.


22 posted on 10/15/2008 8:19:22 AM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

“Madonna could make herself all hip and with it by announcing she’s gay.”

And declare that her new lover is...herself!


23 posted on 10/15/2008 8:19:59 AM PDT by Ben Reyes (True Joy Comes From Doing Right)
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To: curth

A-rod visiting your wifes Manhattan condo late at night for “Kaballah” training can do that to a marriage.


24 posted on 10/15/2008 8:26:17 AM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: shadeaud
"Madonna can finally find peace by hooking up with Rosie."

Ah, yes, the modern re-incarnation of Laurel and Hardy.

Leni

25 posted on 10/15/2008 8:26:33 AM PDT by MinuteGal (Obama's Moose is Cooked!)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

I believe that Madonna has been swinging both ways for years.

Although, I kind of wonder which way you were swinging when you were with Dennis Rodman!


26 posted on 10/15/2008 8:30:16 AM PDT by montomike (If you didn't find this funny or amusing...have a worldwide riot.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Sorry!

I didn’t mean you, Mr. San Diego. I meant Madonna.


27 posted on 10/15/2008 8:31:36 AM PDT by montomike (If you didn't find this funny or amusing...have a worldwide riot.)
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To: curth

Who cares? WHat took the man so long?


28 posted on 10/15/2008 8:44:53 AM PDT by Terrence DoGood
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To: curth

When he read in the newspapers about her horse rolling over on top her, he realized just how unfaithful she was.


29 posted on 10/15/2008 8:46:00 AM PDT by E. Cartman (Will Bush, Bernanke or Paulson let Uncle Sam handle their personal wealth?)
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To: curth

Now she can go out and have that Hyman surgery she’s been singing about.


30 posted on 10/15/2008 8:49:43 AM PDT by MaxMax (I'll welcome death when God calls me. Until then, the fight is on)
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To: curth

Will she drop her phony British accent now?


31 posted on 10/15/2008 8:55:12 AM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; Impy; UKrepublican

The only thing about this that surprises me is that it lasted as long as it did.


32 posted on 10/15/2008 10:28:45 AM PDT by Clintonfatigued (If Islam conquers the world, the Earth will be at peace because the human race will be killed off.)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Be careful Guy. She was packing heat on her feet.


33 posted on 10/15/2008 11:05:13 AM PDT by Know et al (Everything I know I read in the newspaper and that's the reason for my ignorance: Will Rogers)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Yup no surprise she was cavorting in public with A-Rod, he’s getting divorced too.

Jose Canceso claims she wanted him to knock her up.

http://www.usmagazine.com/exclusive-jose-canseco-madonna-begged-me-to-impregnante-her

She’s such a flaky b****. I like many of her songs though.


34 posted on 10/15/2008 11:47:37 PM PDT by Impy (Spellcheck hates Obama, you should too.)
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