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DUmmie FUnnies 10-21-08 ("Ayers," to the tune of "Hair")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 21, 2008 | Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/21/2008 3:03:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Hot off the press, from yours truly, Charles Henrickson,
the wag tailoring the doggerel. Click the music link and sing along!

AYERS
Tune: "Hair"

(Don't ask this guy)
When I knew Ayers or why
I'm beggin' noon and (nighty, night, night):
Keep Ayers out of sight!

I met him long ago
But don't ask me why
('Cause he don't know)
It's not for lack of years
Sharin' our careers
(Dreamin')

Was I in bed with Ayers
Bill "Radical" Ayers
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation

Get me out of where (Ayers)
Served as my old mentor (Ayers)
Near Barry Obama
Anywhere that he could be

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill Ayers

I passed him by on the street
Never more did we meet
Never once have I greeted Bill Ayers

Apart from those years
Advisin' my eager ears
The time he took
To write my book
Or the party
For the Senate
At the household of Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill Ayers

That guy who's long-time
Days-of-Ragin'
Flaggy-raggy
Commie, bomby
Risky like Alinsky
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation
Dohrny and ACORNy
Marxist and anarchist
Chavez-aidin'
And abettin'
Hostin', ghostin'
Boastin', not regrettin'

Oh say, can you see
Any photos of me
That Bill Ayers is in

Not his house
Not his stairs
Not his spouse
Not his chairs
The ones by his couch
(No, never has he been there
And to that we can vouch)

Oh, was I in bed with Ayers
Bill "Radical" Ayers
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation

Now won't you get me out of where (Ayers)
Served as my old mentor (Ayers)
Near Barry Obama
Anywhere that he could be

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers) . . .


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ayers; dufu; dummiefunnies; hair
I have haven't posted a DUFU in a while--and even this isn't a full-blown one. But I'm still recovering from the shock of my beloved Cubs not going to the World Series. I'm moving past denial and anger to acceptance.
1 posted on 10/21/2008 3:04:00 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IPFT you know.


2 posted on 10/21/2008 3:06:44 PM PDT by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground: where PCP is not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

Fresh Prints of Bill Ayers PING!


3 posted on 10/21/2008 3:06:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: Cheburashka

Argh. IBFT you know.


4 posted on 10/21/2008 3:07:21 PM PDT by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground: where PCP is not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: Cheburashka
IPFT

Sorry, "IPFT" doesn't count. And your "IBFT" was too late. Better luck next time. Thanks for playing!

5 posted on 10/21/2008 3:09:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Anyone else get the impression that Obama is basically saying that the rest of us know Ayers better than he does?
6 posted on 10/21/2008 3:11:17 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm moving past denial and anger to acceptance.

What the DUmmies might be going through after election day...except for that acceptance part.

7 posted on 10/21/2008 3:12:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (FREE the Joe Biden raw video!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Sorry, "IPFT" doesn't count. And your "IBFT" was too late. Better luck next time. Thanks for playing!

I have no clue what you're talking about, so I guess I'm just as out of the game as our dear Cubbies are...

8 posted on 10/21/2008 3:12:48 PM PDT by bcsco (Palin started her political career in a small town, Obama from the house of a domestic terrorist.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

top 10


9 posted on 10/21/2008 3:14:16 PM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: bcsco; Cheburashka

Yes, even Cheburashka’s “IBFT” was wrong! You failed miserably, bro! “IBTP” or “IB4TP” would be OK, but c’mon!


10 posted on 10/21/2008 3:15:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Adventures in Parodies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
“IBTP” or “IB4TP” would be OK, but c’mon!

OK, now I gotcha. Sheesh. I was totally clueless there. IBFT/IBTP. The first one I had narrowed to something about Foot Talc. On the second one I could only come up with something about Toilet Paper. And no, that's not indicative of where my mind has been...

11 posted on 10/21/2008 3:22:15 PM PDT by bcsco (Palin started her political career in a small town, Obama from the house of a domestic terrorist.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Bravo, nicely put!


12 posted on 10/21/2008 3:25:16 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Illic Est Haud Deus)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I like it.


13 posted on 10/21/2008 3:51:55 PM PDT by Interesting Times (For the truth about "swift boating" see ToSetTheRecordStraight.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Good work, Charles. I'll ping you back with the YouTube sing-along about Ayers --- a classic from Phil Collins -- IN THE AIR TONIGHT.


14 posted on 10/21/2008 3:52:44 PM PDT by doug from upland (8 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: Charles Henrickson
But I'm still recovering from the shock of my beloved Cubs not going to the World Series.

How are you coping with the shock of the sun rising in the east and setting in the west?
15 posted on 10/21/2008 3:57:27 PM PDT by Question Liberal Authority (Obama's Grandmother will be just fine. Obama is an expert on health care.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Excellent work, Charles. This is one of the few that I had to play the music, though, because I watched Hair solely for the purpose of seeing Beverly D'Angelo nekkid, and didn't remember the melody beyond the chorus.
16 posted on 10/21/2008 3:59:51 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Gird your loins!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Charles,

If you are a Cub fan, you know the meaning of disappointment.

Thanks for the DUFU. The picture of Ayers standing on the flag of our country makes me....think unchristian thoughts.

17 posted on 10/21/2008 4:45:48 PM PDT by alarm rider (Peace! through superior fire power....)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Excellent! Should be up on YouTube.


18 posted on 10/21/2008 5:04:32 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm moving past denial and anger to acceptance.

Bill Ayers' friend, Barack, feels your pain. :)

19 posted on 10/21/2008 5:45:41 PM PDT by jellybean (Write in Fred! - Proud Ann-droid and a Steyn-aholic)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I cued up the music and sang along. What fun — good job!

I’m still in shock about the Cubs. I shouldn’t be ...

I have to hope their season is analogous to The One’s interminable campaign ... leads all the way, collapses at the end.


20 posted on 10/21/2008 7:29:31 PM PDT by Cloverfarm (Children are a blessing ...)
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To: Cloverfarm

Obambi is a White Sox fan. But then they led their division, too, for most of the year, and collapsed in the postseason.


21 posted on 10/21/2008 7:32:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Native Chicagoan, unlike Obama)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL....I’m humming along and looking through my peach crates for the Original Cast LP.


22 posted on 10/21/2008 9:27:08 PM PDT by eddie willers
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To: eddie willers; Charles Henrickson

“Original Cast album”? Was that song from the musical “Hair”? I thought it was by the Cowsills or the Partridge Family.


23 posted on 10/21/2008 11:44:35 PM PDT by Purrcival (Oh, go ahead and say it: Barack Obama is a Socialist)
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To: Charles Henrickson

TY Sir.

You made me dust off my old 5th Dimensions vinyl.


24 posted on 10/22/2008 9:48:50 AM PDT by BJClinton (McPalin 2008)
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To: Paul Heinzman
"...because I watched Hair solely for the purpose of seeing Beverly D'Angelo nekkid,..."

This thread Your post is totally useless without pics.

25 posted on 10/22/2008 10:21:38 AM PDT by Ignatz (Madonna: the OTHER white meat.)
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