DUmmie FUnnies 10-21-08 ("Ayers," to the tune of "Hair")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 21, 2008 | Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

Hot off the press, from yours truly, Charles Henrickson,
the wag tailoring the doggerel. Click the music link and sing along!

AYERS
Tune: "Hair"

(Don't ask this guy)
When I knew Ayers or why
I'm beggin' noon and (nighty, night, night):
Keep Ayers out of sight!

I met him long ago
But don't ask me why
('Cause he don't know)
It's not for lack of years
Sharin' our careers
(Dreamin')

Was I in bed with Ayers
Bill "Radical" Ayers
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation

Get me out of where (Ayers)
Served as my old mentor (Ayers)
Near Barry Obama
Anywhere that he could be

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill Ayers

I passed him by on the street
Never more did we meet
Never once have I greeted Bill Ayers

Apart from those years
Advisin' my eager ears
The time he took
To write my book
Or the party
For the Senate
At the household of Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill Ayers

That guy who's long-time
Days-of-Ragin'
Flaggy-raggy
Commie, bomby
Risky like Alinsky
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation
Dohrny and ACORNy
Marxist and anarchist
Chavez-aidin'
And abettin'
Hostin', ghostin'
Boastin', not regrettin'

Oh say, can you see
Any photos of me
That Bill Ayers is in

Not his house
Not his stairs
Not his spouse
Not his chairs
The ones by his couch
(No, never has he been there
And to that we can vouch)

Oh, was I in bed with Ayers
Bill "Radical" Ayers
Burnin', hatin'
Bombin' his own nation

Now won't you get me out of where (Ayers)
Served as my old mentor (Ayers)
Near Barry Obama
Anywhere that he could be

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Throw him, stow him
Long as I don't know him
Bill

Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers)
Ayers (Ayers, Ayers Ayers, Ayers, Ayers) . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

I have haven't posted a DUFU in a while--and even this isn't a full-blown one. But I'm still recovering from the shock of my beloved Cubs not going to the World Series. I'm moving past denial and anger to acceptance.

[Cheburashka]

IPFT you know.

[Charles Henrickson]

Fresh Prints of Bill Ayers PING!

[Cheburashka]

Argh. IBFT you know.

[Charles Henrickson]

IPFT

Sorry, "IPFT" doesn't count. And your "IBFT" was too late. Better luck next time. Thanks for playing!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Anyone else get the impression that Obama is basically saying that the rest of us know Ayers better than he does?

[PJ-Comix]

I'm moving past denial and anger to acceptance.

What the DUmmies might be going through after election day...except for that acceptance part.

[bcsco]

Sorry, "IPFT" doesn't count. And your "IBFT" was too late. Better luck next time. Thanks for playing!

I have no clue what you're talking about, so I guess I'm just as out of the game as our dear Cubbies are...

[GQuagmire]

top 10

[Charles Henrickson]

Yes, even Cheburashka’s “IBFT” was wrong! You failed miserably, bro! “IBTP” or “IB4TP” would be OK, but c’mon!

[bcsco]

“IBTP” or “IB4TP” would be OK, but c’mon!

OK, now I gotcha. Sheesh. I was totally clueless there. IBFT/IBTP. The first one I had narrowed to something about Foot Talc. On the second one I could only come up with something about Toilet Paper. And no, that's not indicative of where my mind has been...

[Old Sarge]

Bravo, nicely put!

[Interesting Times]

I like it.

[doug from upland]

Good work, Charles. I'll ping you back with the YouTube sing-along about Ayers --- a classic from Phil Collins -- IN THE AIR TONIGHT.

[Question Liberal Authority]

But I'm still recovering from the shock of my beloved Cubs not going to the World Series.

How are you coping with the shock of the sun rising in the east and setting in the west?

[Paul Heinzman]

Excellent work, Charles. This is one of the few that I had to play the music, though, because I watched Hair solely for the purpose of seeing Beverly D'Angelo nekkid, and didn't remember the melody beyond the chorus.

[alarm rider]

Charles,

If you are a Cub fan, you know the meaning of disappointment.

Thanks for the DUFU. The picture of Ayers standing on the flag of our country makes me....think unchristian thoughts.

[Roscoe Karns]

Excellent! Should be up on YouTube.

[jellybean]

I'm moving past denial and anger to acceptance.

Bill Ayers' friend, Barack, feels your pain. :)

[Cloverfarm]

I cued up the music and sang along. What fun — good job!

I’m still in shock about the Cubs. I shouldn’t be ...

I have to hope their season is analogous to The One’s interminable campaign ... leads all the way, collapses at the end.