Posted on 11/05/2008 2:30:11 PM PST by ThreeYearLurker
How many members of the Obama household does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. The room is illuminated by the light of Barack's halo.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Obama.
Obama who?
"Sweethome" Al Obama
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How many members of the Obama household does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. Barack holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Barack
Barack who?
If this place is barackin' don't come a knockin'
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Now an unfunny one!
How many members of the Obama household does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. President Obama outlawed incandecent lightbulbs in 2009, and now we have a CF lightbulb that costs $10 and gives out funky lightwaves that makes my house look like K-mart.
Yes, let’s view the coming administration as entertainment... much less painful.
Little Johnny Meets Barack Obama
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he
visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a
discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the presidential candidate if
he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy.' So our
illustrious democrat presidential candidate asked the class for an example
of a 'tragedy.'
One little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a tragedy.'
'No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.'
A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.'
'I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss.'
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the
room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?'
Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet
voice he said: 'If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy.'
'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that
would be tragedy?'
'Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't
be a great loss...and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.'
hehehe!
I forwarded that on to a couple of folks, thanks! :)
This is a feminist bookstore; there is no humor section!
hehehe! :)
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Say, I’ve been think about this new PREZ we are gettin’
come January 20th.
Would it be inappropriate to refer to him as “President
Bro” or the “HBIC” (Head Bro in Charge)??? :)
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