DUmmie FUnnies 11-07-08 (The honeymoon's over! DUmmies DUmp on Rahm!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 7, 2008 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[6SJ7]

(I’m already resigned to the death of America so all of this just amuses me)...

I have the feeling I'm living in a real world version of the movie "Idiocracy". In a way, it makes everything going on a little easier to take.

Today we have the first press conference for Bambi. What is the first question question out of the box. The economy? Russian missile deployment? No. The first question is what kind of dog the new first fam is going to get. Sheesh!

[luvie]

As much as I appreciate Colin Powell’s service to America
in the military, he HAS become weak! I am very disappointed
in him, too. He sucked up because of race, pure and simple!

[Paul Heinzman]

And apparently Dean is not hearing a word.

Another one under the bus.
And another one down, and another one down,
Another one under the bus.

[MasonGal]

Same here

[Paul Heinzman]

He is going to spend most of his time cracking Democratic heads. . . .

And finding them as empty as Geraldo cracking Al Capone's vault.

[MasonGal]

aw - but the new puppy will be sooooo cute!!

I do think they’ve all gone mad!

[Paul Heinzman]

Emanuel works at the pleasure of the President.

I didn't know Rahm swung that way.

[Paul Heinzman]

No one listens to me anyway.

And for good reason.

[Army Air Corps]

Powell was a useful tool only during the campaign. Obambi won’t return his calls.

[Paul Heinzman]

I see other things coming I may not like.

Then you shouldn't invite benburch into your home. What did you think he was going to do?

[Dutchgirl]

Thanks! The first real chuckle I’ve had since Wednesday morning...

[Paul Heinzman]

Trying to put into words what disturbs me about the choice of Rahm as Chief of Staff

I think the word you are looking for is "Jew."

[Paul Heinzman]

Minds are fixed. Words are not being read.

Sentences are complete. Yet they are meaningless.

[luvie]

That doesn’t surprise me. The Obamessiah needs no one...he
is THE ONE!

[pillut48]

Okay, this one is definitely a CLASSIC!!! :-)
I was laughing out loud throughout—way to go, CH! You nailed it perfectly.

Of course, the DUmmies deserve a bit of credit since they practically are asking for it with their pithy remarks, LOL!!!

Secretary if the Interior (Decorator?!?): Barney Frank, bwahahahahahahaha!!! :-)

[KarlInOhio]

Our collective job as the liberal activists is two fold: one, we must get Obama's back but two, we must hold his feet to the fire.

I think that is called the Joan of Arc position.

[Paul Heinzman]

You just called me a cannibal and questioned my sanity. All in one post. That is simply not fair.

Had you read my recipe, tried it, you would have discovered that my use of tarragon and lime in that treatment was not only sane, but genius.

[Paul Heinzman]

I don't think that you understand that the CofS is the gate keeper.

If the College of Ocean and Fishery Sciences is the Gatekeeper, who is the Keymaster?

[Paul Heinzman]

Seems to be we often need the center and the left to get things done and centrists and moderates were a strong part of folks who elected Obama.

Take our moderates...please.

[Paul Heinzman]

Emanuel is more of the same in Washington. . . .

And Joe Biden was such a breath of fresh air.