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Democrats Demand Bush Produce His Birth Certificate
Elective Decisions ^ | 11/13/08 | Chris Davis

Posted on 11/12/2008 9:01:39 PM PST by writer33

Washington—With a flurry of investigations about to hit Capitol Hill, Democrats in both Houses of Congress have demanded that President George W. Bush produce his birth certificate. Questions on its authenticity have arrived within the last few days.

Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, contends that Bush was really born in Houston, Texas, even though the photocopy of his birth certificate shows the birthplace of New Haven, Connecticut. Pelosi has demanded that he produce the “real” copy in order to save him from impeachment.

“I don’t believe the birth certificate’s real,” claimed Pelosi. “If he was born in Texas—like I think he was—then he’s certainly unqualified to be President of the United States. Texas is a whole other country—nothing but bible thumpers and rednecks down there. We’ll frog march him out of the Oval Office.”

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bc; birthcertificate; bush; certifigate; colb; obama; pelosi; rahmemmanuel; reid; stupidsatire

1 posted on 11/12/2008 9:01:39 PM PST by writer33
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Satire ping!


2 posted on 11/12/2008 9:02:25 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

This is supposed to be funny?


3 posted on 11/12/2008 9:03:52 PM PST by svcw (Great selection of gift baskets: http://baskettastic.com/)
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To: writer33

ERROR 406: Funny Not Found


4 posted on 11/12/2008 9:04:27 PM PST by SmithL (Drill Dammit!)
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To: svcw

Apparently not.


5 posted on 11/12/2008 9:04:37 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: SmithL

Worked for me. Try it again. If that doesn’t work, just go to the homepage and click on it there.


6 posted on 11/12/2008 9:05:47 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
Nancy, you're right! As a matter of fact, LBJ was equally unqualified. Let's repel all the acts he passed, including the cival rights act.

Get on that and keep me posted...

Yes, I know it's satire...work with me here.

7 posted on 11/12/2008 9:06:13 PM PST by 5thGenTexan
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To: 5thGenTexan

Great idea. Time to repeal The Great Society.


8 posted on 11/12/2008 9:06:47 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

I’m sure the old school Dem KKK guys are for it.


9 posted on 11/12/2008 9:13:17 PM PST by 5thGenTexan
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To: 5thGenTexan

I’m sure they are.


10 posted on 11/12/2008 9:13:59 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

humor to distract from the real issue facing the president-elect (lower case intended)

we are heading straight for a constitutional crisis, the likes of which have never been seen in the US (afaik)


11 posted on 11/12/2008 9:15:34 PM PST by sten
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To: sten

True.


12 posted on 11/12/2008 9:16:40 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, contends that Bush was really born in Houston, Texas, even though the photocopy of his birth certificate shows the birthplace of New Haven, Connecticut.

A broken clock is right twice a day. New Haven, CT is correct, the Bushes are liberal northeastern carpetbaggers, they are not and never were Texans.

13 posted on 11/12/2008 9:24:18 PM PST by Spirochete
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To: Spirochete

:-)


14 posted on 11/12/2008 9:25:29 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33

Not terribly funny ... but it does show we have their attention. I do hope our team keeps the pressure up for O’s documents (all of them).


15 posted on 11/12/2008 9:40:33 PM PST by so_real
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To: writer33
Texas is a whole other country—nothing but bible thumpers and rednecks down there.

Sometimes I wish it were true...

16 posted on 11/12/2008 9:42:16 PM PST by RaiderRose (No thanks, Barry. You can keep the Change.)
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To: RaiderRose

I bet.


17 posted on 11/12/2008 9:44:40 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
I read this post aloud to my dog. I was believing every word of it. Good night! My dog got up off my lap and was lifting his leg up on the screen. Even though my mind was slow, my reactions were quick! Quick! Time to take the dog out . . .

. . . President Bush has just shown ZerObama around the White House and how to be President. This birth certificate situation proves he is not called ZerObama for nothing. In fact, as I pat my dog on the head, if ZerObama cannot resolve this situation, it proves that he is not worth a pot to p!$$ in.

18 posted on 11/12/2008 9:50:55 PM PST by jonrick46
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To: jonrick46

Thank heaven you saved the monitor.

:-)


19 posted on 11/12/2008 10:17:50 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: writer33
I have some training to do. Dog must bark first and lift leg latter. My feelings about my dog could not compare to President Bush's feelings as he was house breaking ZerObama.

The DemonRATs under Obama, Pelosi and Reed will collectively lift their legs on the United States of America.

20 posted on 11/12/2008 10:34:51 PM PST by jonrick46
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To: jonrick46

I’m sure that wasn’t fun.


21 posted on 11/12/2008 10:36:43 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: jonrick46
The DemonRATs under Obama, Pelosi and Reed will collectively lift their legs on the United States of America.

The W.H. need to send Barney out, he will bite them!!!

22 posted on 11/12/2008 11:05:02 PM PST by danamco
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To: writer33

BTTT


23 posted on 11/13/2008 2:55:46 AM PST by E.G.C. (Click on a freeper's screename and then "In Forum" to read his/her posts)
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To: writer33

Seriously, I believe it likely that the Democrats will try to imprison Bush after he leaves office. Revenge is always very important to the Left and to tyrants and dictators of every sort. It also acts as a deterrent to oppopsition.


24 posted on 11/13/2008 5:11:33 AM PST by arthurus (Old Age beat itself with its own guile and lack of enthusiasm.)
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To: writer33

Seriously, I believe it likely that the Democrats will try to imprison Bush after he leaves office. Revenge is always very important to the Left and to tyrants and dictators of every sort. It also acts as a deterrent to opposition.


25 posted on 11/13/2008 5:11:44 AM PST by arthurus (Old Age beat itself with its own guile and lack of enthusiasm.)
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To: writer33

Legally I believe Mexico still owns California and any politician from there is an illegal alien.


26 posted on 11/13/2008 5:15:27 AM PST by Eye of Unk (Aleutica, the new name of Free Alaska)
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To: writer33

LOL!!! obumpa


27 posted on 11/13/2008 11:42:36 PM PST by Dajjal (Obama is an Ericksonian NLP hypnotist.)
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To: writer33

The Messiah has arrived and he has a new address: http://thechurchofbarackobama.blogspot.com/

This site is not affiliated with “The Church of Elvis”

Hail to the Chief. . . Messiah, the chosen one, the great I Am the Pres. . .


28 posted on 11/14/2008 12:20:33 AM PST by Animaltrout (Chicago)
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To: Dajjal

Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading.


29 posted on 11/14/2008 1:19:23 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Animaltrout; writer33
The Messiah has arrived and he has a new address: http://thechurchofbarackobama.blogspot.com/

Animaltrout: Here's another picture for you:

(lifted it from someone selling tee shirts at cafepress)
http://www.cafepress.com/The_Messiah

30 posted on 11/14/2008 8:20:37 PM PST by Dajjal (Obama is an Ericksonian NLP hypnotist.)
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To: Dajjal

Thanks for posting the graphic. It’s perfect.


31 posted on 11/14/2008 8:21:17 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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To: Dajjal

Thanks Dajjal, it will be used soon. And please become a Follower. Everyone is poking their head in the door and not signing the guest card!


32 posted on 11/14/2008 9:59:08 PM PST by Animaltrout
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