That's easy. I'll give you three! The first three sentences are off the wall and are more in tune with idiotic malcontents, not intelligent or rationale thought processes of any real conservatives I know.
>>>>Obama is missing!
>>>>The American People Demand to Know:
>>>>WHO SENT YOU???
Obama isn't missing, he's in our faces every day and if we don't work hard, he's gonna remain in our faces for 8 long years! The America people aren't demanding to know anything about Obama. They know all there is to know. 54% of Americans elected him the next POTUS. That last statement is rhetorical nonsense.
Obama is a hardcore lefty who will promote socialism for America. Conservatives need to continue to confront and fight liberal socialism. All these conspiracy threads are a pure waste of time and energy.
First of all I said nothing to promote any of those statements. Secondly; attacking the rhetorical flourishes and ignoring the substantive statements in the article is meaningless. Kind of like playing the Noobie Card instead of addressing a real point.