No cake for Adolf... boohoohoo.
Posted on 12/16/2008 1:42:54 PM PST by Bodhi1
There are times when you read something, and you really feel that a facepalm isn’t enough to express the stupidity of what you just read. This is one of those stories.
Two sub-moronic parents are outraged, yes, outraged that ShopRite wouldn’t make a birthday cake for their 3 year old. The store said it would be inappropriate. The reason?
They don’t want to decorate a cake for Adolf Hitler, even if he is three:
Adolf Hitler Campbell — it’s indeed the name on his birth certificate — turns 3 today, and the Campbell family believes the boy has been mistreated. A local supermarket refused to make a birthday cake with “Adolf Hitler” on it.The ShopRite in Greenwich Township has also refused to make a cake bearing the name of Campbell’s daughter, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, who turns 2 in February.
Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, a girl named for Schutzstaffel head Heinrich Himmler, turns 1 in April.
“ShopRite can’t even make a cake for a 3-year-old,” said Deborah Campbell, 25, who is Heath’s wife of three years and the mother of the children. “That’s sad.”
That’s sad? Do I really need to go into the sad part of this story? I think the savvy readers of this blog realize the true tragedy of this article.
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Those poor kids. I would like to slap the parents but I believe the line would be too long. Hopefully they will get some sense and rebel against their moron parents.
Idiot parents ought to know there are consequences to giving goofy names to their children.
I’d make a cake, if I could deliver myself to their home.
Child abuse. by the parents.
They can’t bake their own cake?
Well, I guess he’ll just have to hold his breath, stamp his feet, and have a putsch.
No cake for Adolf... boohoohoo.
Friggin idiot parents have done a huge injustice to their children.
And the mother is indignant for the way her son has been mistreated.
She needs a good ass whoopin, is what I say.
Shoulda named him Che!
I suppose they were on meth when they named her.
The kid is going to have a horrible life.
Campbell, a nice Irish name. The Campbell family is mostly ‘black Irish’, named because when the Spanish Armada wrecked off the coast, the mostly Moorish crew who survived lived and married the locals. ‘Black Irish’ generally have darker complexions and dark hair from their North African ancestors.
I call that Karma. :->
I think you would have a very good chance to win that bet.
I suggest “MOM” buy a cake decorating kit, take a few classes, and learn to decorate her own cakes.
Oh, and get a psych eval.
A: The store is a private business and can decide who gets and who doesn’t get a cake. (Of course, with a possible gov’t bail out for bakeries that could change)
B: It seems that these parents named their kids for the sole purpose of capitalizing on future law suits.
C: These poor kids have no future until they’re 18 and can legally change their names.
From the pics the family is plenty white and blond (and dad looks like an ugly girl). I think after several generations a surname doesn’t reveal that much.
Not only are these parents making a statement with the names of their children, this whole birthday cake thing is to bring attention to them and, I would assume, the white supremacist group to which they belong.ShopRite spokesperson Karen Meleta, “said the grocer tries to meet customer requests but rejects those deemed inappropriate. ‘We believe the request to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate,’ she said.”
The grocer offered to make a cake with enough room for the Campbells to write their own inscription. But the Campbells refused, saying they would have a cake made at the Wal-Mart in Lower Nazareth Township. The Campbells say Wal-Mart made cakes for Adolf’s first two birthdays.
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Oh, I have faith that that family has a lot of Moorish ancestors like many Scot and Irish families do. :->
I also have a wish that that young man grow up, fall madly in love with a beautiful young African American woman, have lots of wonderful children, live a happy life completely devoid of his freak parents. Oh yea, and change his name..
” family is plenty white and blond “
and blue-eyed. Typical gene selection Hitler style.
Somebody should try to verify this information. I don't think WalMart executives would be happy to hear about this if it's true. And if it's not true, who better than corporate giant WalMart to successfully sue these sorry excuses for parents for defamation?
If they insist on being psyhcos they should at least learn how to make their own cakes.
and the Campbell family believes the boy has been mistreated.
Yes the child has been mistreated. By the idiot inbred parents that named him after the worlds biggest mass murderer.
Possibly, but it is the parent's fault. They better get tougher skins, because with the name they stuck this kid with, this is only the beginning.
We’re all militia members.
I knew this guy named Adolf Tojo Mussolini. Had the same problem.
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I knew this guy named Adolf Tojo Mussolini. Had the same problem.
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Let them be outraged. What can thye do about it? ShopRite was in their rights and the bounds of good sense not to make the cake.
It isn't like they don't have the time. Both parents are collecting disability. Imagine that.
If any of these kids can get into a courtroom and make the request, a judge would sign would a name change order in a jiffy, regardless of their age. Trouble is, I’m sure their parents “home school” them and have them completely brainwashed at this point. Hopefully they’ll start rebelling by they time they hit adolescence, at which point any reasonable request they make of a court or CPS will likely be promptly honored over their parents’ protests.
Poor kid. He’s gonna grow up so screwed up.
Ouch! (but true)
If they insist on being psychos they should at least learn how to make their own nut cakes.
Family angry that store won't personalize cake for their son
Iowahawk has his comments open.
Perhaps a frozen cake from Baskins Robbins would suffice...
This is daddy with Aryan Nation....
Aren’t Campbell’s Scots?
Where did this happen? I’m surprised because any time I order a cake, I’m lucky if I get anyone in a bakery who understands English.
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This is reminiscent of the article Baby Named Sarah McCain Palin from October, which detailed how Mark Ciptak of Tennessee went behind his wife's back to name his latest bundle of joy Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak instead of the intended Ava Grace.
So, John McCain and Sarah Palin are reminiscent of Hitler?
If we didn’t already know all we needed to know about these people..
Yea, I was just mouthing off hoping for a little Karma for these freaks. Though, technically, there are Campbell’s in Ireland, the origin of the name is from the Gaelic, “Cam Beul” or crooked mouth.
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