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Sarah Palin Linked to Weapons Theft [It's SATIRE, folks!]
The Jawa Report ^ | December 28, 2008 | Mike Pechar

Posted on 12/28/2008 7:18:57 PM PST by Oztrich Boy

Breaking News!

(Wasilla, Alaska) Republican Gov. Sarah Palin is being named as a possible conspirator in a weapons theft case reportedly occurring several years ago....

(Excerpt) Read more at mypetjawa.mu.nu ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: humor; lame; notfunny; palin; pullthiscrap; satire; wasteoftime
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1 posted on 12/28/2008 7:18:57 PM PST by Oztrich Boy
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To: Oztrich Boy

thanks for posting this!


2 posted on 12/28/2008 7:20:12 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

If she were a liberal dem, any such rumor would be a resume enhancement.


3 posted on 12/28/2008 7:20:52 PM PST by valkyry1
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To: Oztrich Boy
Why would she need to?
4 posted on 12/28/2008 7:21:06 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Oztrich Boy

Uhhh.. OK.


5 posted on 12/28/2008 7:21:06 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
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To: snarks_when_bored; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Lazamataz; John Semmens
Like, *PING*, dudes.

(relax, it's satire...)

6 posted on 12/28/2008 7:21:08 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

Just assinine.


7 posted on 12/28/2008 7:21:40 PM PST by golfisnr1 (Democrats are like roaches - hard to get rid of.)
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To: grey_whiskers
I don't imagine anyone cares, but I really hate these satire threads. I try not to click on them, but the whole problem is that you can't tell what's satire and what isn't.

We're in a crazy time, and I simply can't tell the difference between a bad joke and the political news of the day. It sucks.

8 posted on 12/28/2008 7:23:39 PM PST by ClearCase_guy
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Her weapon is between her ears.


9 posted on 12/28/2008 7:23:43 PM PST by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain OnThe Dress)
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To: Oztrich Boy

BS - I do not believe it.


10 posted on 12/28/2008 7:23:54 PM PST by television is just wrong (this is hysterical.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

It’s tough to satirize a news media that has gone beyond satire.


11 posted on 12/28/2008 7:23:54 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Oztrich Boy

I Love my Jawa report. But sometimes, their humor goes right over my head.


12 posted on 12/28/2008 7:24:11 PM PST by Toki ("Palin Pingers" Freepmail Liberity Rocks or me to get on the list today!)
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To: Oztrich Boy
Oh,, Please,,, Weapons THEFT?... get real. WHY? This is propaganda. She could legally have anything she wanted short of a thermonuclear device.

Can you say Bull FECES?

13 posted on 12/28/2008 7:24:36 PM PST by MrPiper
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To: Oztrich Boy

I love a good satire.


14 posted on 12/28/2008 7:26:00 PM PST by TaxRelief (Walmart: Keeping my family on-budget since 1993.)
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To: grey_whiskers

read the article...dumbest accusation ever...2 baseball bats??? Next she’ll be charged with concealed weapons in her kitchen!!! (knives over 2.75 inches long!) The connection sounds like “six degrees of seperation”. without Kevin Bacon.


15 posted on 12/28/2008 7:26:00 PM PST by junkman_106 (The ACLU can go have aerial intercourse with a revolving glazed pastry.)
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To: ClearCase_guy
If you clicked to go to the original article on The Jawa Report it became pretty clear by the end of the first paragraph...

Hopefully some member of the MSM or DU will bite on the bait and embarrass themselves...

Cheers!

16 posted on 12/28/2008 7:26:21 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

The Java Report are a bunch of drug addicts. Caffeine IS a drug, ya know. It was used in soda to replace cocaine at the turn of the last century. It has some of the same effects too, like jitteriness.


17 posted on 12/28/2008 7:26:39 PM PST by deannadurbin
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To: grey_whiskers

It’s late, I’m tired, I’m going to bed. Damned satirists.


18 posted on 12/28/2008 7:27:44 PM PST by junkman_106 (The ACLU can go have aerial intercourse with a revolving glazed pastry.)
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To: Oztrich Boy
The missing weapons are two 29-inch baseball bats allegedly stolen by the adopted stepson of a substitute teacher of Republican Sarah Palin's daughter's math class at Wasilla High School. Evidence indicates that Sarah Palin's daughter regularly attended the math classes with the adopted stepson and Sarah Palin was involved with their classwork.

LOL. Better post a satire alert, 'cause a lot of folks just won't get it.

19 posted on 12/28/2008 7:28:41 PM PST by Hugin (GSA! (Goodbye sweet America))
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To: MrPiper

The satire in this blog exposes the lengths to which a low-quality, liberally-biased media might go. It is not inconceivable that they would report on this type of rumour without wasting a single moment on research and verification.


20 posted on 12/28/2008 7:28:53 PM PST by TaxRelief (Walmart: Keeping my family on-budget since 1993.)
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To: Oztrich Boy
This in for several years now..

Obama family close friend Bernadine Dohrn named as a suspect in the murder of a San Francisco policeman occurring several years ago....

.. but you won't see anything in the MSM! Not even when Obama fires the Northern District of California US Attorney to stop the investigation of the lovely Mrs. Bill Ayers.

21 posted on 12/28/2008 7:30:02 PM PST by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: Oztrich Boy

LOL - good find


22 posted on 12/28/2008 7:31:16 PM PST by Eccl 10:2 (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem - Ps 122:6)
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To: TaxRelief; MrPiper
The satire in this blog exposes the lengths to which a low-quality, liberally-biased media might go. It is not inconceivable that they would report on this type of rumour without wasting a single moment on research and verification.

Why I posted it

Republican Sarah Palin's daughter's baby's father's mother's blood alcohol level,

My BS meter was triggered by "First word: Republican" and "Five (5) possessive apostrophes in a row"

Click to story "Duh! satire"

But Google news is treating it as straight news

23 posted on 12/28/2008 7:39:25 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (Kill the English their concept of individual rights might undermine the power of our beloved tyrants)
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To: Oztrich Boy

Google news is a nightmare.


24 posted on 12/28/2008 7:43:55 PM PST by TaxRelief (Walmart: Keeping my family on-budget since 1993.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

How many times do I have to point out that satire loses its edge if you flag it. Are you Jerry Frickin Lewis?


25 posted on 12/28/2008 7:53:37 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (Kill the English their concept of individual rights might undermine the power of our beloved tyrants)
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To: grey_whiskers
** ...(relax, it's satire...)...**

that's not satire, that's a CONSPIRACY Worthy of the Daily KOokS!! /sarc

26 posted on 12/28/2008 7:55:04 PM PST by gwilhelm56 (Orwell's "1984" .. to Conservatives- a WARNING, to Liberals - a TEXTBOOK)
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To: Oztrich Boy

I know this is satire, and I didn’t need the tag to figure it out. But I certainly wouldn’t put it past the MSM to actually write such an article as this (although without the drawn-out “relationships” as their tiny brains would explode trying to keep them straight).


27 posted on 12/28/2008 7:55:07 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (The crux of the biscuit is the Apostrophe)
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To: Oztrich Boy
Are you Jerry Frickin Lewis?

And are you the posting police? It's my posting.

28 posted on 12/28/2008 7:58:35 PM PST by Oztrich Boy ("Never apologize, Mister. It's a sign of weakness" - Nathan Brittles)
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To: Oztrich Boy

Lately, the satire has been so good, I’ve had to TRIPLE CHECK Sources to find it.

The Real thing has been so good that SNL couldn’t even write funnier...so Satire has been Harder to find!


29 posted on 12/28/2008 8:02:36 PM PST by gwilhelm56 (Orwell's "1984" .. to Conservatives- a WARNING, to Liberals - a TEXTBOOK)
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To: Oztrich Boy
Well it just appears you are abandoning your stated profile principle. Seems like hypocrisy
30 posted on 12/28/2008 8:03:57 PM PST by Oztrich Boy (This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel - Horace Walpole)
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To: Oztrich Boy
Are you that frustrated with the posting police, that you have begun talking to yourself in public?
31 posted on 12/28/2008 8:04:24 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

Well, my grandfather’s son’s brother’s mailman’s third cousin’s sister’s mother-in-law says this is a huge steaming pile of bull excrement!

So there!!!!!!!

Funny item though—maybe we can start a new cottage industry:

SIX DEGREES OF SARAH PALIN!


32 posted on 12/28/2008 8:10:01 PM PST by exit82 (It's all Obama's fault. And Biden is still a moron. They are both above their paygrade.)
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To: grey_whiskers

The other me started it!


33 posted on 12/28/2008 8:12:10 PM PST by Oztrich Boy ("Never apologize, Mister. It's a sign of weakness" - Nathan Brittles)
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To: Oztrich Boy
Bush Derangement Syndrome ...here?? ("My evil twin Skippy")

Cheers!

...and, belated Merry Christmas.

34 posted on 12/28/2008 8:23:56 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Oztrich Boy

The reason I am fooled by journalism satire is because MSM employees are so bad that they are a parody of journalism.. or as I am wont to say, many of today’s MSM employees are skid marks on journalism’s clean shorts.


35 posted on 12/28/2008 9:11:14 PM PST by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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To: Oztrich Boy

I’m sure the Huffington Post, Daily Kos, and DU are sending people up to Alaska right now, their theory being, where there is a rumor(in this case satire) there is fact. Those bozo’s will believe anything.


36 posted on 12/28/2008 10:24:33 PM PST by euram
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