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Sarah Palin Linked to Weapons Theft [It's SATIRE, folks!]
The Jawa Report ^
| December 28, 2008
| Mike Pechar
Posted on 12/28/2008 7:18:57 PM PST by Oztrich Boy
Breaking News!
(Wasilla, Alaska) Republican Gov. Sarah Palin is being named as a possible conspirator in a weapons theft case reportedly occurring several years ago....
(Excerpt) Read more at mypetjawa.mu.nu ...
TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: humor; lame; notfunny; palin; pullthiscrap; satire; wasteoftime
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To: Oztrich Boy
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:20:12 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Oztrich Boy
If she were a liberal dem, any such rumor would be a resume enhancement.
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:20:52 PM PST
by
valkyry1
To: Oztrich Boy
Why would she need to?
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:21:06 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: Oztrich Boy
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:21:06 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
To: snarks_when_bored; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro; Lazamataz; John Semmens
Like, *PING*, dudes.
(relax, it's satire...)
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:21:08 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Oztrich Boy
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:21:40 PM PST
by
golfisnr1
(Democrats are like roaches - hard to get rid of.)
To: grey_whiskers
I don't imagine anyone cares, but I really hate these satire threads. I try not to click on them, but the whole problem is that you can't tell what's satire and what isn't.
We're in a crazy time, and I simply can't tell the difference between a bad joke and the political news of the day. It sucks.
Her weapon is between her ears.
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:23:43 PM PST
by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain OnThe Dress)
To: Oztrich Boy
BS - I do not believe it.
To: Oztrich Boy
It’s tough to satirize a news media that has gone beyond satire.
To: Oztrich Boy
I Love my Jawa report. But sometimes, their humor goes right over my head.
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:24:11 PM PST
by
Toki
("Palin Pingers" Freepmail Liberity Rocks or me to get on the list today!)
To: Oztrich Boy
Oh,, Please,,, Weapons THEFT?... get real. WHY? This is propaganda. She could legally have anything she wanted short of a thermonuclear device.
Can you say Bull FECES?
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:24:36 PM PST
by
MrPiper
To: Oztrich Boy
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:26:00 PM PST
by
TaxRelief
(Walmart: Keeping my family on-budget since 1993.)
To: grey_whiskers
read the article...dumbest accusation ever...2 baseball bats??? Next she’ll be charged with concealed weapons in her kitchen!!! (knives over 2.75 inches long!) The connection sounds like “six degrees of seperation”. without Kevin Bacon.
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:26:00 PM PST
by
junkman_106
(The ACLU can go have aerial intercourse with a revolving glazed pastry.)
To: ClearCase_guy
If you clicked to go to the original article on
The Jawa Report it became pretty clear by the end of the first paragraph...
Hopefully some member of the MSM or DU will bite on the bait and embarrass themselves...
Cheers!
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:26:21 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Oztrich Boy
The Java Report are a bunch of drug addicts. Caffeine IS a drug, ya know. It was used in soda to replace cocaine at the turn of the last century. It has some of the same effects too, like jitteriness.
To: grey_whiskers
It’s late, I’m tired, I’m going to bed. Damned satirists.
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:27:44 PM PST
by
junkman_106
(The ACLU can go have aerial intercourse with a revolving glazed pastry.)
To: Oztrich Boy
The missing weapons are two 29-inch baseball bats allegedly stolen by the adopted stepson of a substitute teacher of Republican Sarah Palin's daughter's math class at Wasilla High School. Evidence indicates that Sarah Palin's daughter regularly attended the math classes with the adopted stepson and Sarah Palin was involved with their classwork. LOL. Better post a satire alert, 'cause a lot of folks just won't get it.
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:28:41 PM PST
by
Hugin
(GSA! (Goodbye sweet America))
To: MrPiper
The satire in this blog exposes the lengths to which a low-quality, liberally-biased media might go. It is not inconceivable that they would report on this type of rumour without wasting a single moment on research and verification.
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posted on
12/28/2008 7:28:53 PM PST
by
TaxRelief
(Walmart: Keeping my family on-budget since 1993.)
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