Posted on 12/29/2008 5:24:51 AM PST by SvenWaring
Finally, a candidate speaks the language-izzle of the youth-n-tizzle.
Stating that the only thing we have to fizzle is fizzle itsizzle, Barack Obama hopes to pull in more young Americans with his Fireside-izzle Chat-n-tizzles.
These weekly radio chats--or raps, as the youngsters call them--will be used as a psychological stimulus plan in conjunction with a massive spending plan aimed at re-igniting Americans' addictive reliance on credit and habitual over-spending for non-essential bling.
The bling industry has been particularly hard-hit, according to suburban rap artist BIG-E Def-i$it.
"My grill is now only 18 carat and cubic zirconium, dog," said Def-i$it. "And I been forced to sell some of the diamonds used as reflectors on my stretch Hummer. Da-yum, s'bad."
(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...
Ask not what you can doobie for your country...
If the networks want to make money they can run other more interesting stuff at the same time; like reruns of “My Mother The Car”.
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