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Watch out for hot naked girls…
fun reports ^ | unknown | Moskovskiy Komsomolets

Posted on 12/31/2008 7:33:03 AM PST by OL Hickory

Currently both the cars and the performers are being sought by the police. However, the investigators say that it would be very hard to prove the girls’ fault. After all, they were simply bathing…

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TOPICS: Education; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: naked; ring; theft; women
Honey.. your never gonna believe what happened to our car.
1 posted on 12/31/2008 7:33:04 AM PST by OL Hickory
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To: OL Hickory

TTIWWP!


2 posted on 12/31/2008 7:34:33 AM PST by dfwgator (I hate Illinois Marxists)
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To: OL Hickory

I always do


3 posted on 12/31/2008 7:37:22 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: dfwgator

sorry..

but Helen Thomas jumped into the SUV before I could get my camera. :)


4 posted on 12/31/2008 7:39:55 AM PST by OL Hickory (Where is the America I knew as a boy?)
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To: dfwgator

Re: TTIWWP!

This thread is worthless with pictures?


5 posted on 12/31/2008 7:40:08 AM PST by Red in Blue PA (Guns don't kill people; abortion clinics do.)
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To: OL Hickory

This thread really needs some pictures.


6 posted on 12/31/2008 7:40:48 AM PST by cc2k
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To: OL Hickory

I’m watching, I’M WATCHING!!!


7 posted on 12/31/2008 7:40:58 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: OL Hickory

Rule violation!


8 posted on 12/31/2008 7:41:28 AM PST by bmwcyle (I have no President as of Jan 20th 2009. No Congress either.)
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To: OL Hickory
The old frolicking naked girls trick. Gets them every time.

Unless, of course, they're gay. Then you go to Plan B, the frolicking naked guys trick.

9 posted on 12/31/2008 7:41:44 AM PST by Cheburashka (Liberalism: a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.)
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To: Red in Blue PA

You betcha!


10 posted on 12/31/2008 7:42:04 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
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To: OL Hickory


11 posted on 12/31/2008 7:52:13 AM PST by vietvet67
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To: OL Hickory

“And that, my son, is why we carry Comprehensive coverage with a low deductible.”


12 posted on 12/31/2008 7:58:33 AM PST by NonValueAdded (once you get to really know people, there are always better reasons than [race] for despising them.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

An old Navy buddy sent me this e-mail:

A “heads up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 12th, 15th, 20th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

P.S. Walmart has wallets on sale 2.99 each.


13 posted on 12/31/2008 8:01:39 AM PST by antisocial (Texas SCV - Deo Vindice)
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To: OL Hickory
three nymphs, after completing their show they quickly got into their car and disappeared in some unknown direction.

I am willing to bet it was not in the direction of the water.

14 posted on 12/31/2008 8:04:14 AM PST by razorback-bert (Save the planet...it is the only known one with beer!)
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To: OL Hickory

NOT GUILTY


15 posted on 12/31/2008 8:16:06 AM PST by TonyStark
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To: antisocial

“I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 12th, 15th, 20th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.”

*snicker* I take it you are a slow learner?


16 posted on 12/31/2008 8:24:47 AM PST by Niuhuru (I'm A Racist and Proud Of It!)
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To: vietvet67
Sorry, this is all they had....


17 posted on 12/31/2008 9:40:25 AM PST by NonLinear (McCain failed to raise the money to project the message he didnÂ’t have.)
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To: NonLinear

That’ll do..lol


18 posted on 12/31/2008 10:02:08 AM PST by vietvet67
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To: antisocial

LOLOLOLOL!


19 posted on 12/31/2008 10:05:18 AM PST by patton (+)
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To: antisocial
Just the other day, my live-in girlfriend said she was not happy being with me any more.

I asked her; “Why, do you think I am bad or something?”
She said, “Yes, because you're a Pedophile!”

“Well!” I said, “That's a pretty big word for a ten year old!”

20 posted on 12/31/2008 10:18:48 AM PST by PSYCHO-FREEP (WHAT? Where did my tag line go?)
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To: OL Hickory

px plz kthxbye


21 posted on 12/31/2008 10:19:32 AM PST by mysterio
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