Skip to comments.Top 10 Political Stories to Watch For In 2009
Posted on 01/05/2009 6:21:57 AM PST by Invisigoth
Barack Obama and the media: The marathon make-out session between President Barack Obama and the mainstream media will continue in Bill Clintons former hotel room, better known as the Oval Office. Obama will shrug off any responsibilities that Clintons third term appointees cant contend with, and everyone will be expected to understand that its still all George W. Bushs fault. At the end of the year, Obama will emerge as the president who aged the least during his first year in office.
Israel and Palestine (featuring Hillary Clinton): It would appear that the worlds most boring and predictable soap opera will be back in prime-time programming again this year. The tedious tale of two countries whose Wikipedia article length much like Paris Hiltons is proportionate only to the amount of drama they cause. It will cause many headaches for new Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and the Third Battalion of Desk Jockeys at the United Nations, as they try to figure out how to stop the worlds longest war using mere words. But really, heres all Clinton needs to say: Hey Muzzies, knock it off. If one more rocket ventures off your turf, I dont care if you get turned into a parking lot. Then we all need to let them duke it out once and for all like a couple of ferrets in heat.
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Pakistan and India: Pakistan will continue to hunt for the real killers in the Mumbai massacre, just like O.J. did for years with his wifes real killer.
Well at least the 'real killer' finally landed in jail, so O.J. must have done a pretty good job. ;)
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