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12/12/Z0T2
IHOP ^ | 01/10/2009 | ktree

Posted on 01/10/2009 5:01:42 PM PST by ktree

This a helpful guide to keep your sorry self living until your certain death on December 12, 2012. You'll want to make sure to follow every step of the guide below if you want to live. I have all of the answers in this simple howto page.

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 121212; 12122012; certaindeath; endworld; heskyisfalling; ilikecheese; joinedtoday; ozone; tinfoil; troll; wtf; zot; zotmeb4ikillagain; zotmehard

1 posted on 01/10/2009 5:01:43 PM PST by ktree
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To: ktree

About as dangerous as Y2K?


2 posted on 01/10/2009 5:02:50 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: ktree
Sniff-Sniff

IB4TZOTTTTTTTTTTT

3 posted on 01/10/2009 5:03:35 PM PST by txroadkill (I am Senate Candidate No. 5)
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To: ktree

My calendar ends on the last day of December of this year. Does that mean I’m going to die?


4 posted on 01/10/2009 5:04:13 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: ktree

IB4Z


5 posted on 01/10/2009 5:04:23 PM PST by Lurker ("America is at that awkward stage. " Claire Wolfe, call your office.)
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To: Mikey_1962

No can do.

Sarah Palin takes the oath of office as President the followung month.

As an aside, CSPAN is now showing the commissioning ceremony for the carrier George H. W. Bush CVN-77.


6 posted on 01/10/2009 5:04:52 PM PST by exit82 (The Obama Cabinet: There was more brainpower on Gilligan's Island.)
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To: ktree; Old Sarge; darkwing104
I smell ozone!

Lamh Foistenach Abu!
7 posted on 01/10/2009 5:06:20 PM PST by ConorMacNessa (HM/2 USN, 3/5 Marines, RVN 1969. St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle!)
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To: ktree

Son...don’t give up the day job.


8 posted on 01/10/2009 5:06:24 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: ktree

Four of a kind?


9 posted on 01/10/2009 5:06:39 PM PST by Redcloak ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: ktree

Idiots...

It’s 12/21/2012


10 posted on 01/10/2009 5:07:04 PM PST by xcamel (The urge to save humanity is always a false front for the urge to rule it. - H. L. Mencken)
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To: ktree

Zot in 3...2....1


11 posted on 01/10/2009 5:07:06 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
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To: ktree
tinfoil Pictures, Images and Photos
12 posted on 01/10/2009 5:07:19 PM PST by Snickering Hound
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To: ktree

Let’s just get thru 09 first.


13 posted on 01/10/2009 5:07:45 PM PST by CindyDawg
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To: ktree

I just wasted a precious minute of my life reading a bunch of nonsense. That wasn’t very nice, ktree.


14 posted on 01/10/2009 5:07:47 PM PST by CaribouCrossing
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To: ktree
That's some spectacularly bad writing there.

Also pointless -- but mostly just bad.

15 posted on 01/10/2009 5:08:05 PM PST by browardchad
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To: ktree
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
16 posted on 01/10/2009 5:09:40 PM PST by txroadkill (I am Senate Candidate No. 5)
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To: xcamel
It’s 12/21/2012

Ugh... The day my daughter gets her driver's license. Stop scaring me like that!

17 posted on 01/10/2009 5:09:50 PM PST by Redcloak ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: ktree

12 is your friend!

But 12 12 can be gross.


18 posted on 01/10/2009 5:11:05 PM PST by ThomasThomas ( Never mind.........it may go both ways...)
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To: ktree; Old Sarge; darkwing104

If you were a tree,what kind of tree would you be?

oops....almost forgot......... IBTZ!


19 posted on 01/10/2009 5:22:04 PM PST by GQuagmire
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To: ktree; Lurker; txroadkill; Billthedrill

Ummmmm...ktree, MY “self” is not sorry at all, but I am pretty certain on a cursory reading that your “self” is a damn sorry sight indeed - with a long time to pass until the moose-limb Uhhh-pocky-lips, on 12/12/12...

when the 12th Mahdi climbs out of the 12th well to condemn the 12 tribes of “Eeeeeevillll Jooooooz” and all izlamonazis will pursue them from behind the rocks and (k)trees...to burn in hell until the 12th of never (”allah willing” that is - but since allah is unable, I believe the muzzies are pretty well screwed.)

Everybody -Put on your tinfoil and Set Beebers to “Stune”

IB4TZ!!

A.A.C.


20 posted on 01/10/2009 5:30:26 PM PST by AmericanArchConservative (Armour on, Lances high, Swords out, Bows drawn, Shields front ... Eagles UP!)
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To: ktree
FUNNY , well not really, well not at all in fact, I killed harmless electrons reading this. I'm ashamed.
21 posted on 01/10/2009 5:33:31 PM PST by MilspecRob (Most people don't act stupid, they really are.)
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To: ktree

22 posted on 01/10/2009 5:35:17 PM PST by NRA2BFree (We've got more snow since Albore invented global warming than we've had for the last two decades.)
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To: ktree

Humor. No zot.

Welcome to FR.


23 posted on 01/10/2009 5:37:34 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: ktree

isnt it 12/21/12 ?


24 posted on 01/10/2009 5:40:33 PM PST by Mr. K (Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help)
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To: AmericanArchConservative
IB4TZ!!

Barely!

This is my silly cat in my Christmas tree, this year. I think, he 'thinks' he's hiding. LOL!

25 posted on 01/10/2009 5:44:40 PM PST by NRA2BFree (We've got more snow since Albore invented global warming than we've had for the last two decades.)
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To: xcamel; ktree

No, it was 6/6/06. You all weren’t paying attention and missed it.


26 posted on 01/10/2009 5:49:42 PM PST by PAR35
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To: ktree

ib4f’inZ


27 posted on 01/10/2009 5:53:06 PM PST by the invisib1e hand (revolution is in the air.)
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To: ktree

IBTZ. What a lonely Saturday night, trying to jerk around people you despise anyways. Pathetic.


28 posted on 01/10/2009 5:53:46 PM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.)
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To: ktree

ktree
Since Jan 10, 2009


29 posted on 01/10/2009 6:05:38 PM PST by TSgt (Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
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To: ktree

You are an Idiot

IB4Z


30 posted on 01/10/2009 6:07:26 PM PST by DYngbld (Aspire to inspire before you expire)
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To: Mr. K
2112 is a really good Rush Album..
31 posted on 01/10/2009 6:09:00 PM PST by DYngbld (Aspire to inspire before you expire)
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To: the invisib1e hand

I like your tagline! Very true...


32 posted on 01/10/2009 6:09:32 PM PST by TSgt (Extreme vitriol and rancorous replies served daily. - Mike W USAF)
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To: ktree

Why is everybody so obsessed with predicting the end of the world?

After all, nobody is going to be around to thank you for getting it right!


33 posted on 01/10/2009 6:14:38 PM PST by Erik Latranyi (Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
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To: Mikey_1962

If the Maya were so smart, why did their civilization collapse?
I keep thinking about the “prophets” that showed up in the 1800s thinking the world would end. And that German associate of Martin Luther who said the end was coming - in the 1600s.


34 posted on 01/10/2009 6:16:01 PM PST by tbw2 (Freeper sci-fi - "Humanity's Edge" - on amazon.com)
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To: ktree
Welcome to FR.

Maybe at the end of the world, some of these hippie chicks will even consent to let you touch their thigh...


35 posted on 01/10/2009 7:15:23 PM PST by Old Sarge (For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be an American)
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To: ktree

Very clever title alteration by the mods!

12/12/Z0T2

Oh well, IATZ.


36 posted on 01/11/2009 5:15:50 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (The main stream media lied - America died.)
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To: ktree

So. We are all going to die at some time. Some of us will not be alive on that date. Chicken Little lives on.


37 posted on 01/11/2009 6:22:00 AM PST by seemoAR
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To: xcamel
December 12th, December 21st who cares?

We're all GONNA DIE.

Well eventually anyway.

Never mind.

What were we discussing?

38 posted on 01/11/2009 5:30:51 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
39 posted on 01/11/2009 5:33:03 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
40 posted on 01/11/2009 5:33:08 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
41 posted on 01/11/2009 5:33:12 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
42 posted on 01/11/2009 5:33:19 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
43 posted on 01/11/2009 5:33:19 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
44 posted on 01/11/2009 5:33:19 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: tbw2
They did not invent the wheel, and believed in human sacrifice. ‘Nuff said.
45 posted on 01/11/2009 5:33:19 PM PST by Mikey_1962 (Obama: The Affirmative Action President)
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To: Mikey_1962

If it’s “’Nuff said”, why did you say it seven times? ;-)


46 posted on 01/11/2009 8:52:34 PM PST by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: ktree

On December 12 2012, I take my ascendancy to my rightful place as unquestioned ruler of the Realm.
Then, I shall find you, and then feed you to Peach Faced Lovebirds for sport.


47 posted on 01/12/2009 2:38:31 PM PST by Darksheare (Hi, I'm D-sheare, and I am proud to inform you of your Impending Typos!)
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