Skip to comments.What Are Your Plans For January 20th? (Vanity)
Posted on 01/11/2009 7:30:05 AM PST by Dallas59
The TV, internet, news papers...will be inundated with the likeness of Dear Leader. I won't watch or listen to one of the worst moments in our nations history since 9/11.
I may go to the Zoo...what about you?
Pray for our country. And buy another gun.
I am NOT going to turn on television until Wednesday or Thursday. I don’t want to be inundated with fawning media coverage of our first Muslim president. Hussein will be a disaster for this country.
Clean my closets.
Lol....I read it as “smears”..
More ammunition and a triple-fuel generator.
Drink early; passout early!
Clean my guns, update enemies list, install Obama picture in bottom of toilet.
I refuse, under any circumstances, to watch, listen to, read about or otherwise ingest any information regarding the “coronation”..I turn off the t.v. when his picture comes on, I change radio stations when I hear his voice..
On the 19th and 20th I plan on doing something important like helping the stock price of my favorite adult beverage rise, cleaning out navel lint and watching paint dry..
Actually, I will be working at night that week, so I'll probably sleep through it.
I am teaching school I have no choice but to have stupid channel one on so this true historic event can be watched(barf) I am going to be sick. Will need an adult beverage when I get Home!
I am going to the cardiologist for a stress test.
I may instead go to blockbuster and rent every 3 stooges video I can find and have a marathon on my big screen tv.
Actually, I’ve been called to jury duty. I plan on taking Ann Coulter’s new book, Guilty: Liberal “Victims” and Their Assault on America , to help pass the time.
Sort out old underware.
Can I go to work with you? < semi/s >
Anything other than watching the ascension of the anointed one.
That will be a sickening droolfest of fools.
I will be wearing black that day.
Vodka and reruns.
I’ll be at work, supporting DHS/ICE like always. Hopefully, it’ll be a quiet day.
My wife and I are going to watch a Marx brothers movie - “Duck Soup”, then at least one Three Stooges episodes every day for a week just prior to looking at the news on Freerepublic.
I’ll be working, like most Americans. Some of us have to earn a living while others can travel to DC to watch some lightweight take the oath.
And watching cable movies when I get home
Oh, and a glass of wine!
I’ll probably spend some time on the “porcelain throne” reading a good book. I refuse to offer encouragement to a political opportunist, you see!
No news TV until after the weekend. Cable dramas only, where news and updates don’t occur.
I’ll be sitting on my back porch playing my trusty acoustic Martin guitar while having a few cold beers.
I am checking on overseas employment for longer than a year in the South Pacific. I hope to avoid the riots and taxes.
How to Survive a Depression
Start making a plan now. Save as much money as you can right now. Pay down as many bills as possible. Stop going out to eat. Take your lunch to work instead of buying lunch. Look at everything in your budget, everything you spend money on. Is there anything that you can cut out or trim back on? Can you find a better insurance rate? Do you really need cable television? Do you need a subscription to a magazine or other service? Try to trim as much as you possibly can.
Stock up on food staples. For an article/list of staples for a stocked pantry go here:
Stockpile food and goods. Ration food. Drink more water and less soda/coffee/tea/Kool-Aid. Make a meal plan. If you are very busy take one day that you are off and cook enough food to last a week and freeze it. Check foods expiration dates and make sure to use them before going bad to prevent waste. Save all leftovers and eat them either for lunch or dinner the next day. This doesnt mean you have to eat the same exact meal, you could possibly add a different ingredient to it to make it a little bit different.
Be ready to reuse as much as you can and stretch out resources to the limit. Learn how you can make do and get by with less. Learn from the past depression and educate yourself now, that way in case something does happen, like a total economic collapse or a severe depression you can be prepared ahead of time. Read books and articles on the internet to help inform yourself of all the knowledge available to you. You will want to learn how to help yourself be as self sufficient as possible. However, it is also a good idea to learn where local help may be located too. Where is your local food bank/soup kitchen/homeless shelter or outreach center that helps people in crisis? These places may possibly be able to help people in the event of a depression, but cannot be completely relied upon because in the event of a depression everyone will need help.
Purchase a gun and all purpose knives for hunting and protection. Invest in water purification bottles or tablets to purify drinking water. Keep a stock of bottled water on hand. Purchase or prepare a first aid kit/survival kit/sewing kit. If you can, grow and raise your own food. Plant a garden; buy some livestock like chickens, rabbits, goats, pigs or cattle if you have a lot of land. Even if you have little land you can purchase chickens, rabbits and goats pretty cheaply and they will come in handy for extra food in hard times. Not to mention growing anything will also help to provide a steady source of food.
Learn how to barter and trade for items you will need or want. Think about the bare necessities. You will need blankets to stay warm, water and food, shelter, soap to stay clean, good shoes or boots, ammunition for guns. Think about all purpose types of things like duct tape, sheets, basic cooking and storage utensils and anything that can be multi-purpose. If there is a depression, money may not be any good anymore, so people will have to barter and trade for things they need or want.
In the event of a depression, just as we have seen recently in the current recession, people must come together for the good and survival of all. Make sure and reinforce your commitment to knowing those around you, keeping your family close and working together to make it through. Survival will depend on all these skills and the family unit working together.
Tips & Warnings
* Buy goods now and stock up for future use.
* Purchase guns and ammo now, because there is a waiting period to get a gun. You must pass a background and criminal check.
* Talk to your family to make sure everyone is prepared for a real life situation.
* Be very careful and cautious in the event of a depression, many people will be scared and chaos may break out. Theft and violence could increase.
My I suggest- Penfolds Bin 2 Shiraz mourvedre 2006.
I’m either going to the doctor to get a rectal exam or to the dentist for a root canal.
Either of those activities will be more pleasant than ackowledging the coronation of this disaster-in-waiting.
I’m giving two final exams in Algebra class, unless I get arrested for having tools of math instruction.
“Actually, Ive been called to jury duty. I plan on taking Ann Coulters new book, Guilty: Liberal Victims and Their Assault on America , to help pass the time.”
Your guaranteed not to be seated on a jury!
Do they still have Amos and Andy or Tarzan?
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The biggest difficulty I have watching the President Elect is that he sounds so much like Richard Pryor imitating a white person that I pull out my old records and videos. Pryor is probably not too politically correct today.
I’ll be flying between LAX and Tampa that day. Freaked out anticipating being trapped in airports broadcasting only CNN and the swearing-in. I plan to take along my biggest, fattest Rush Limbaugh or Ann Coulter book to read conspicuously.
I might go down and rent all the Reagan flicks from the good ole days...as a finale, I’ll probably pull out the 1-2 videos that we already have...
heck, I might run over to this link and buy one or two to call my own :):
I don’t know about Amos and Andy...but I’ve got all the Tarzan movies from BB “reproduced”...
I'm going to do my small part to help the country. I'm going to work.
The Super Top Secret Bunker Project Video
Going hiking with the dogs. If it’s raining, driving to PetsMart and walking around inside with the dogs (they love the mice and birds especially). I don’t have a television set and I want to get away from the Computer as well since I might be tempted to watch Foxonline on computer.
I found a source for foam board and will create a couple posters on the 19th to put in my yard.
1- The Constitution Must Be Followed At All Costs.
2- B. Hussein Obama is NOT my President.
3- B. H. Obama is not a Natural Born US Citizen.
Hang my Gadsden (”Don’t Tread on Me”) flag and my Culpeper flag.
Go to Chicago.. Will be quiet there.
I will be busy unpacking my stuff in the place where I’ll live for at least two of those awful years ... Papua, Indonesia, out in the jungle.
SciFi marathon and putting a “1-20-13” sricker on both cars.
Never missed it on Saturday morning. Weismuller kicked ass. Amos and Andy was great too. Kingfish, Calhoun and the crew.
look at it this way, when Dear Leader takes office, any 8-year-old that gets his wang caught in his zipper, welll it will be Dear Leaders fault!
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