In a brass bra?
Posted on 01/17/2009 5:07:54 AM PST by SvenWaring
With witches around the world reporting record drops in breast temperatures, global climatologists are being forced to re-calibrate their predictions for global climate change.
In the past, climatologists have used glacier size, polar ice cap girth, witch breast temperature and decreasing size of grant funding as a measuring stick to sound the global warming alarm bells.
Ismarelda Vickers, a witch from the Harrisburg coven, said her breast temperatures have dipped into the sub-zero range after recording some of her warmest boob temperatures ever a decade ago. For years, climatologists had blamed the sudden increase in temperatures on anthropic intervention.
"We had heard that our breasts warming was a result of man," Vickers said. "I just thought that Al Gore was telling us our breasts were getting warmer was some kind of nerdy pickup line."
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Er, how cold is it out?
“It’s as cold as a witch’s.....
Dunno about that, but the brass monkey is singing soprano after the last cold snap...
Brass monkey... errr... jewels? are not as accurate.
I hear the welldiggers are complaining about frostbit buns.
In North Dakota? Most Brass Monkeys are eunuchs after a winter or two..
In a brass bra?
They would mold brass monkey body. Each body would hold a brass ball of a different size. As the temperature changes the metal expands and lets the ball fall out onto a metal pan, clanging and announcing the temperature has changed...
The dog in the movie “Joe Dirt”
Wonder if the Chinese used the monkey to tell time, as well. Half-passed the monkey’s ass?
“It’s colder than a witch’s.....”
“With a brass nipple...
“In an open boat...
“In a 35 knot gale...
“In the Bering Sea...
BUT GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL!!!!!
;^)
Ismarelda Vickers, a witch from the Harrisburg coven, said her breast temperatures have dipped into the sub-zero range after recording some of her warmest boob temperatures ever a decade ago.Sorry. Without pictures, her measurements are meaningless.
Threads like this without pics uncover no truths!
A pic of Ismarelda or a close approximation is available at our site.
With or without the brass bra?
That was the sound of my pun that flew right over your head.
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