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DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-09 (Inauguration Fever hits DUmmieland!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 01/17/2009 8:28:23 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

The day is surely drawing near! Obamassiah has mounted the Democrat donkey and is approaching the Holy City for his triumphal entry! The countdown continues! Will the ball descend in Times Square? I don't know. TV hosts are breathless. They're fawning over Obambi, the Young Prince. It's quite sickening, actually.

But Inauguration Fever is on the rise in DUmmieland, even as the temperatures in DC are going down! Maybe we can catch some of the festivities on TV. Do you think any of the networks will cover it? YA THINK? It's ALL OBAMA, ALL THE TIME! "Wall-to-wall" coverage? More like, "Through the walls, down the stairs, up on the rooftop, over the river and through the woods" coverage! But the adoring Obambats in DUmmieland are giddy, and they'll be glued to every inspirational moment. Check out this THREAD, "Televised Inaugural Events all in one Handy Dandy Post!"

So get out your Winky-Dink screen and place it on your television, so you can help draw the way for Obambi to get to Washington in time. Use the Bolshevik Red crayon, which is the same color as the DUmmie ejaculations below, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who unfortunately will be washing his hair all day Tuesday and thus will miss ObamaFest, is in the [Barackets]:

Televised Inaugural Events all in one Handy Dandy Post!

[Oh, good! Tell me about all the stuff I won't be watching!]

Ok, I was going all cross-eyed looking at the spreadsheets I had for the activities worth watching over the next five days and decided to just make a list.

[How about making a list of all the TV programming that will NOT be Obamamatic? That would be a lot shorter.]

Hopefully, someone else will find this helpful.

[I find it unnecessary. Flip on any channel and it's bound to be Obama Time.]

All times Eastern

[All coverage fawning.]

Saturday
10am - CSPAN - Obama's Love Train departs Philly.

[People all over the world, join hands. . . .]

1pm - (tv coverage uncertain) - Train picks up Joe Biden . . .

[At the Home Depot.]

in Wimington. . . .

[I thought he lived in Scranton?]

4:15pm - (tv coverage uncertain) - train arrives in Baltimore, another ceremony likely to follow.

[Palm branches to be distributed.]

5pm - MSNBC - Hardball with Tweet for what I assume is the train arriving in DC.

[The thrill running up Tweety's leg may cause technical difficulties.]

Sunday
2:30pm - HBO (you dont have to have HBO but you DO have to have cable)

[HBO to be renamed BHO.]

Inaugural Celebration Concert at the Lincoln Memorial

[Lincoln Memorial to be renamed Barackropolis.]

(HBO's site says "watch a message from the President elect" while CSPAN says "address by the President elect." he may be there or may not be)

[Present-Elect?]

Monday
8pm - Disney Channel - Kids Inaugural Ball - appearance by Michelle and Jill.

[AKA Minnie and Daisy.]

Tuesday
all day coverage . . .

[WE WANT MORE! MORE! MORE! WE CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!!!]

11:30am - Inaugural Ceremony Beings

[BlackBerry Hussein Obama, strange being from another planet. . . .]

2:30pm - parade actitivies

[Here we'll be doing parody activities.]

(Bush's departure etc)

[NO! NO! HE CAN'T LEAVE! WHAT WILL WE DO WITH OUR BDS????]

8pm - ABC - Neighbohood Ball

[There goes the neighborhood!]

appearance by Barack and Michelle.

[Oh joy! Oh rapture! Bamalot!]

Please! if I left anything out, lemme know!

[WE MUST KNOW . . . EVERY . . . SINGLE . . . SECOND!!]

I guess I be will be glued to C-span all day Saturday.

[It's kind of like sniffing glue, isn't it?]

If anyone wants to see the Obama Radio Nation event with Randi, Stephie, Bill Press, Ed Schultz and others, it will be on C-SPAN from 4-7 on Sunday.

[The Triumph of the Moonbats!]

Maps, Performers, Parties, Balls, etc.

[Barf Bags not included.]

I am so excited...I have my own countdown clock!!!

[I myself am counting down the days to 1-20-13.]

Mods- can we keep this pinned and open for late edits?

[How about we frame it and bronze it and place it on our mantel?]

I believe I'll be kicking this. . . .

[I believe I'll be sick.]

I took the day off to celebrate.

[A day off from not working.]

I will be checking in here all day to see if any fellow DUers will be posting pictures with little stories about all the joy and excitement.

[I'm all atwitter! I'm like a little schoolgirl!]

I cannot wait for Tuesday. . . .

[I cannot wait for 2013.]

whoot!

[w00t!]

well, just dont expect any pics of me on the couch in my PJs because I'm not putting on any makeup until Tuesday night!

[You should try the smudge-free mascara, ben. Tears of joy are not a problem.]

I will be DVR'ing all of this.

[It's already DRVing me crazy.]

I assume CNN will be covering the train arriving too?

[CNN has a correspondent just to cover the porters.]

the places where I wrote (TV coverage uncertain) I am assuming CSPAN, MSNBC, CNN etc. will be covering those, but I couldn't find any definate listings.

[It will be everywhere, all the time, on every channel, don't worry. The Hunting & Fishing Channel is doing "Favorite Duck Calls of the Obamas." The Food Network is having an "Arugula Marathon." CNN/SI is doing a special "Swimsuit Edition: Obama's Pecs." But the capper will be on the Fashion Channel, "Michelle's Extreme Makeover: Jackie Style."]

Any ideas what channels are going to cover this stuff?

[All of them. Indeed, special channels are being created, even as we speak, to beam the events to other planets. Enjoy!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bhoinauguration; coronation; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; inauguration; obama
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To: hattend
Obambi Gay International

oops, thats also the name of the official magazine out of the Obama Media Office- Homo Division

41 posted on 01/18/2009 2:00:49 AM PST by GeronL (A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama's Love Train departs Philly


42 posted on 01/18/2009 3:22:20 AM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
Any ideas what channels are going to cover this stuff?

You have got to be kidding.

43 posted on 01/18/2009 3:54:10 AM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
so you can help draw the way for Obambi to get to Washington in time.

Once a week our local paper puts in a childrens version of the newspaper and they actually had one of those maze type puzzles in it for the kiddies to help Obama get from his house to the White House. I kid you not! The darn thing was nothing but Obama for the kiddies to read about. Its gone from funny to just plain scary.

44 posted on 01/18/2009 4:05:41 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

There is a show on HGTV that I just can’t miss. Its called Gardening by the Yard. They are having an all day marathon on fertilizing daisies so I will be watching all day and I’ll have to miss the crowning of the king. Aww gee what a bummer!


45 posted on 01/18/2009 4:12:36 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Army Air Corps

Thats what I was thinking. When he falls from his pedestal, he will fall hard.


46 posted on 01/18/2009 4:16:55 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: All

Not to offend any athiests here but, folks, this reminds me very much of the antichrist from the bible. Back before Christmas, there were some strange things going on with the stars. A very strange line up of the planets and moon. A very good bible scholar said that shortly after that there will be a very charasmatic leader emerge and take the world by storm. The antichrist. I know he has been around a couple of years but it has never been anything like this. Its just crazy.


47 posted on 01/18/2009 4:24:36 AM PST by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Where’s a good Spongebob marathon when you need one? I could use the intelligent programing.


48 posted on 01/18/2009 4:34:23 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
these bastards realize that 48 million of us did not vote for the fraud

these bastards realize don't give a $&!+ that 48 million of us did not vote for the fraud

49 posted on 01/18/2009 4:37:51 AM PST by NewLand (What does 0bama know and when did he know it?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Just wait until the dimocrats post inauguration anticlimactic mass depression starts setting it. It will be the salvation of all of the major drug companies.


50 posted on 01/18/2009 4:37:52 AM PST by NickFlooding (Canceling out liberal votes since 1972.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman
"Pazul"?

Doesn't that go with pasta? Pasta Pazul or something like that? Was that in a Rosemary Clooney song?

Off topic, yes, but at least my TV will be getting a break this week. Unless I slip in a DVD to watch...

51 posted on 01/18/2009 5:16:13 AM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: bcsco
Pasta Pazul or something like that? Was that in a Rosemary Clooney song? That would be Pasta Fazool in "That's Amore" by Dino Martin. I think it's Neapolitan dialect.
52 posted on 01/18/2009 5:20:00 AM PST by 19th LA Inf
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To: Charles Henrickson
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53 posted on 01/18/2009 5:26:03 AM PST by Notary Sojac
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To: Charles Henrickson

Inauguration Day temperature forecast just dropped from a low of 20 to 19 degrees.


54 posted on 01/18/2009 5:29:28 AM PST by PJ-Comix (The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
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To: 19th LA Inf
That would be Pasta Fazool in "That's Amore" by Dino Martin. I think it's Neapolitan dialect.

Hey, thanks a lot! I was thinking of Clooney's "C'mon 'A My House" when I wrote that.

55 posted on 01/18/2009 5:49:05 AM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: Charles Henrickson; pillut48

You want a toe? I can get you a toe. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me.


56 posted on 01/18/2009 5:57:42 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.)
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To: cripplecreek
Where’s a good Spongebob marathon when you need one?

Because his friend Patrick is being sworn in as Vice President that day, "Spongebob Squarepants" will not be seen.

57 posted on 01/18/2009 6:12:28 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.)
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To: angelsonmyside
“Now I’m off to see the special about what color Michelle’s toenails have been painted!! A VERY SPECIAL episode, can’t miss! ;-)”

You will miss the "Earwax Special, Q-Tip or Wash? - How the Obamas do it!"

I know, tough choices, eh?

58 posted on 01/18/2009 6:20:46 AM PST by TLI ( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Comments in [Barackets] utterly witty, and oft accurate, per usual.
Charles, I'm being facetious but I had FOX tuned in yesterday and saw the Os standing outside a train depot. The soon-to-be First *AHEM* Lady reminded me of a character from a Dr. Seuss story. She has that odd countenance, long legs, big feet and her midsection is distended. She'd make a great Sneetch, a Who, or even a Grinch, or even a Acornosauruswench.
59 posted on 01/18/2009 7:09:51 AM PST by jla (Sarah!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; bcsco
"Pazul"?

I thought I bought up every copy of that art film I made in college, but somehow you found me out.

60 posted on 01/18/2009 7:53:53 AM PST by Paul Heinzman (Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.)
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