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Toothy raccoon bit off manhood
The Sun ^ | today | Staff reporter at The Sun

Posted on 01/26/2009 8:34:31 AM PST by OL Hickory

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he lept on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Education; Health/Medicine; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: bite; manhood; raccoon; wild
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Oh those wild and crazy Russians!!
1 posted on 01/26/2009 8:34:31 AM PST by OL Hickory
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To: OL Hickory

Hold muh vodka comrade.


2 posted on 01/26/2009 8:36:35 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: OL Hickory
“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun.”

OK. Which one of you guys told him the raccoon's name was 'Monica'?

3 posted on 01/26/2009 8:38:09 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll)
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To: OL Hickory

Wild boar coon attacked me on a houseboat one nite and my hand is till scarred.

I cleaved his ass in gratitude.

He and his posse wouldn’t shoo off the boat


5 posted on 01/26/2009 8:40:26 AM PST by wardaddy
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To: OL Hickory

Darwin award candidtae. While he did not kill himself, he has effectively removed himself from the gene pool.


6 posted on 01/26/2009 8:41:30 AM PST by bird4four4 (God Damn America!!! - Mr. Wright, your prayer has been answered 11-4-08)
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To: OL Hickory

“Just shoot up here amongst us! Ones of us has gotta get some relief!” - Jerry Clower


7 posted on 01/26/2009 8:41:58 AM PST by SampleMan (Community Organizer: What liberals do when they run out of college, before they run out of Marxism.)
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To: OL Hickory

I’m guessing the perp’s new nickname is “Shorty” ...


8 posted on 01/26/2009 8:42:01 AM PST by mgc1122
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To: SampleMan

Knock ‘im out John.


9 posted on 01/26/2009 8:42:59 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: OL Hickory

He was trying to RAPE it?? Deserves what he got. Or lost.


11 posted on 01/26/2009 8:45:17 AM PST by cake_crumb (Waiting for Dear Leader Obama to drop sea levels and heal Earth.)
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To: mgc1122
"I’m guessing the perp’s new nickname is “Shorty” ..."

Post of the day!

12 posted on 01/26/2009 8:47:06 AM PST by cake_crumb (Waiting for Dear Leader Obama to drop sea levels and heal Earth.)
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To: SampleMan
Knock im out John
13 posted on 01/26/2009 8:47:46 AM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Lazamataz

Absolutely true. Just for those of us wondering what a raccoon is doing in Russia, they were introduced to Russia, along with France, Germany and the Netherlands, for use as fur animals. They have, like most introduced critters, become a nuisance.


14 posted on 01/26/2009 8:48:05 AM PST by seatrout (I wouldn't know most "American Idol" winners if I tripped over them!)
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To: dighton

Sometimes you need to hide in plain sight.

15 posted on 01/26/2009 8:50:10 AM PST by MozarkDawg
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To: OL Hickory

This does not make sense. I went to the article, be there’s not much info. Would he not have to be naked for the racoon to have...um...access? Why would one be naked outdoors during a Russian winter? What an idiot! I suspect he got what he deserved.


16 posted on 01/26/2009 8:53:03 AM PST by Bigg Red (Palin in 2012!)
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To: All

Just an alternative lifestyle. Nothing to see here.


17 posted on 01/26/2009 8:53:39 AM PST by WillVoteForFood
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To: OL Hickory

Recently a friend had a racoon attack his full grown lab. The coon grabbed the Lab by the head and was dragging it into the woods.
My friend grabbed an axe, and he said it took 3 strong blows with the axe to stop the racoon.

Racoons are nothing to mess with, as this mad Russian will tell you.


18 posted on 01/26/2009 8:55:44 AM PST by brownsfan (We are sooooo screwed.)
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To: OL Hickory
What is it with the Russians and racoons? There's a related story about a man who tried to pet one, and it was rabid.

Racoons are cute, but rabies is endemic in the racoon population. For anybody who doesn't know this, admire them at a distance.

19 posted on 01/26/2009 8:55:52 AM PST by Savage Beast (The Left is decadence. Hubris and denial lead to tragedy.)
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To: cake_crumb

“He fought the racoon and the racoon won!!” I’m delighted over that.


20 posted on 01/26/2009 8:59:16 AM PST by cubreporter
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