DUmmie FUnnies 01-27-09 ("What I learned about Rush Limbaugh")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 27, 2009 | DUmmie boobooday, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

More Rush obsession from the DUmmies...

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[GQuagmire]

Another Top 5. Now to read

[MEGoody]

He is a manufactured phenomenon.

I'm quite sure this dolt voted for Obama, so I assume that means he believes being a 'manufactured phenomenon' is a good thing.

[rollo tomasi]

Top 5? Been a while.

[bcsco]

I would LOVE to go toe-to-toe with Limbaugh and Coulter and Hannity and O'Reilly....we have keith Olbermann and Rachael....like Limp-brain I am also from Missouri....can't be a coincidence!!!

HA! Does he mean being from Missouri is a coincidence, or that he considers himself to also be limp-brained?

[N. Theknow]

This DUmmy was told by his parents to never go near the basement door.

For years he stood in fear of opening that door.

Then one day his parents passed away.

It was then with great trepidation, he took control of his life.

He walked to the basement door.

Grabbed the handle...and turned the knob.

Slowly the door opened and the DUmmy saw things he had never seen before.

Trees. Birds. Butterflies. Grass.

[Kirkwood]

yeah, its a vast right-wing conspiracy.... Or maybe it is that liberalism is a mental illness.

[GQuagmire]

Last night I put on the hip waders and ventured over to the DUmp to see the reaction to the Senator(Conyers?)issuing a subpoena to Rove. Talk about a feeding frenzy. No reaction from the Drunkard yet that I have seen.

[Condor51]

top 10

[rollo tomasi]

These DUmmies do not realize that corporate mass media oulets are mostly on their side.

The reason the owners of the drive buys put up with Rush is $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

As financials show, violently suck the teat of Obama/dems and ratings, subscription, and ad revenues will drop.

DUers should retake Econ. 101 and treat the Communist Manifesto as attempt at intellectual comedy that tries to stimulate the mind with hilarious ideas.

Take that stuff seriously the freaking bread lines will extend dozens of blocks and take all day to get.

[Army Air Corps]

I knew it! Rush is a Stonecutter (33 1/3 degree at that!) and his Master Plan is nearly complete.

[gate2wire]

"...to do the work of the military industrial complex."

Is it just me or this phrase almost as annoying as "speaking truth to power." I hate hippies.

[Cheburashka]

Slowly the door opened and the DUmmy saw things he had never seen before.

Trees. Birds. Butterflies. Grass.

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So the DUmmie closed the door and went back to posting garbled nonsense on Democratic Underground. Hey, stick with what you're good at.

[xtinct]

DUmmie's paper was most likely perfectly regurgitated professors words ... thus, the purported good grade/award.

Communications/Advertising professors love to hear themselves talk... anyone who repeats their thoughts is an academic genius... especially their mostly left wing jabber

[Carley]

Odummy was fixated on Hannity during the campaign.

He’s now moved on to obsessing about Rush.

[Sloth]

It’s right up there with “social justice.”

[techcor]

Imagine if Air America and/or one of its hosts had the same kind of marketing machine!

Translation: "That evil nazis Limbaugh is a tool of the military industrial complex making millions with corporate mind control machines and we wish we were him." Is there anything liberals aren't envious of?

[gate2wire]

Agree.

[Condor51]

Reagan's CIA Director, Casey, who owned Capitol Cities Communications, which bought ABC).

Ah-ha! So it was CIA Director Casey who fired Steve Dahl and changed WLS-FM (Chicago) from Rock and Roll to ....DISCO!

Now who wouldda thunk that old man Casey was a ... Disco Duck!

(iirc all ABC / Cap City radio stations dumped Rock for Disco.)