HOLY COW!!! ACORN Hired to Work on 2010 CENSUS

Fox News /Yidwithlid ^ | 3/17/09 | Yidwithlid

[PubliusMM]

I am so glad that this won’t be a partisan political project...(/sarc)

[Stayfree]

this power grab is rapidly approaching the speed of fight...

[Old Professer]

And every bus bench will have its own zip code.

[popdonnelly]

The Left at work. Can’t trust the Democrats with your money.

[OneWingedShark]

Um... No! No! And, HELL NO!
Question: can I shoot census workers trespassing on private property?

[Dionysius]

No, we just ignore the census findings as tainted ab initio— just like we’ll ignore anything else ACORN has its hand in — like elections! I’ve had it, no more futile talk and pathetic breast-beating. Time for ACTION (Americans Committed To Incapacitating Obama’s Networks).

[lucias_clay]

Wow. This will be a work of pure fiction.

[arthurus]

The Census will be full of surprises such as the unexpected depopulation of the Bible Belt over the last decade and the wholesale movement of population from there to Michigan, the Northeast, Northwest, and California.

[Johnny Thunder Jr.]

That’s the kind of inspired fortitude that built this country!!!

[SuperLuminal]

bttt

[ought-six]

Insanity. Utter insanity.

[matginzac]

OMG, say it ain’t SO! /s

[matginzac]

I’d say fire away - but do as G. Gordan Liddy says - make sure you kill’em so they can’t testify against you!

[OneWingedShark]

That IS good advice.

[WestSylvanian]

While I look for a full-time job, I’ve taken the test to be a census enumerator. I finished with a very good score and am waiting to hear if I’ll be hired.

I’m worried that your attitude will be widespread if and when I go knocking on doors. Nobody will want to cooperate except minorities and illegals who will probably be urged to inflate their numbers. I am really interested to see what instructions I may receive about the whole process. Be sure about one thing; if I’m hired and detect any funny business, I will blow the whistle on these frauds.

I can imagine, though, that Obama’s people will be checking voter registrations and will not hire Republicans to be enumerators. I don’t expect a call anytime soon.

[cripplecreek]

I’m worried that your attitude will be widespread if and when I go knocking on doors.

Don't worry, it will be. And if I do talk to a census taker I'm only telling them the number of children and adults in the house.