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Obama Could Be Our Greatest President
Investment News ^ | 11/23/2008 | Don Garney

Posted on 04/02/2009 1:37:34 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan

I have been a financial adviser for more than 25 years. I didn't vote for President-elect Barack Obama, but I wish to go on record as saying that this man will be our greatest president.

He will accomplish the improbable. Mr. Obama will unite the disenchanted with the optimists.

He will be a servant to all the people and teach us the basic reasons why this is the greatest country in the world. Mr. Obama won't be described as left, right or center.

He will be a president who holds his morals in honor of his love of family to the highest level. Mr. Obama will listen to all sides, ponder, deliberate, perhaps pray and then share with the American people his reasons for the decisions he makes.

We will no longer distrust politicians. We will have a renewed belief that we all matter.

We won't see color, wealth or waist size first. We will succeed because we care about this country, our families and our God, and we will put off our wants for the betterment of our country's needs.

We will pull together because for the first time in our lives we have chosen a true leader who loves his family and this country.

I am so proud to be an American today more than ever. I will forever remember that my vote counted.

I will have the memory that two great men ran for president, but only one could unite us.

Don Garney President Garney Massow & Associates Mesa, Ariz.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: bho2009; bho44; democrats; economy; idiotalert; obama; optimism; sheep; stuckonstupid; unity; usefulidiot
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I wonder if this financial advisor would like a "take back" on this letter to the editor of Investment News?

Were those Internet rumors about the cadence and rhythm of Obama's speeches actually true? Did Obama hypnotize the masses? How can any sane person, especially one whose business is logic and analysis, be so ridiculously blind to the truth of Obama's policies and intentions.

We can thank sheep like him for the mess we're in now. I wish it were illegal to be stupid.

1 posted on 04/02/2009 1:37:34 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: BuckeyeTexan

You forgot the gag alert.


2 posted on 04/02/2009 1:37:58 PM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Bad Acid ?


3 posted on 04/02/2009 1:38:35 PM PDT by UB355 (Slower traffic keep right)
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To: BuckeyeTexan
I didn't vote for President-elect Barack Obama... I will forever remember that my vote counted....

Hmmmmm....

4 posted on 04/02/2009 1:39:23 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Since freedom to criticize politicians could soon vanish he might just be practicing. Our news media is going to be nothing but pure propaganda and don’t be shocked if books, videos, websites and talk radio by conservatives get banned.


5 posted on 04/02/2009 1:40:09 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

6 posted on 04/02/2009 1:40:50 PM PDT by al_c (Avoid the consequences of erudite vernacular utilized irrespective of necessity)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Obama creates brain farts- this is a great example.


7 posted on 04/02/2009 1:41:01 PM PDT by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Hmmm...didn’t vote for him, but has nothing but phenomenal things to say about him AND John McCain?

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

How ya feelin’ now, bud?

Idiot!


8 posted on 04/02/2009 1:41:03 PM PDT by JenB987
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To: BuckeyeTexan
I didn't vote for President-elect Barack Obama, ...

I will forever remember that my vote counted.

I'm confused.

9 posted on 04/02/2009 1:41:26 PM PDT by Egon (The difference between Theory and Practice: In Theory, there is no difference.)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Well, I’ve managed to clear a bit of the keys after upchucking all over my keyboard. Have to run to Wally’s to buy a new one .. back in a few hours ....


10 posted on 04/02/2009 1:41:30 PM PDT by SkyDancer ('Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not..' ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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To: UB355

“and then I woke up”....:))


11 posted on 04/02/2009 1:42:03 PM PDT by Salamander (Like acid and oil on a madman's face, reason tends to fly away.......)
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To: BuckeyeTexan


Oh, he loves his family alright ...
12 posted on 04/02/2009 1:42:35 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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To: rabscuttle385

This is satire...right?


13 posted on 04/02/2009 1:42:49 PM PDT by Rational Thought
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Gag alert. This guy is an Obama lover from the gitgo. He voted for him and does not want to admit he was wrong.


14 posted on 04/02/2009 1:42:52 PM PDT by lone star annie
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To: BuckeyeTexan
At first I thought this was a belated April Fool's posting, but seeing the original date, it obviously is more likely a candidate for an bumper sticker.
15 posted on 04/02/2009 1:43:04 PM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: GeronL

If anything, my disdain for Obama grows only more. To be honest I thought he was going to be bad from the outset. I just didn’t know it was gonna be this bad. Still think its gonna get worse.


16 posted on 04/02/2009 1:43:04 PM PDT by FreeSouthernAmerican (All we ask is to be let alone----Jefferson Davis)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Um, April Fool’s Day was yesterday.


17 posted on 04/02/2009 1:43:16 PM PDT by Momaw Nadon ("...with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world.")
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To: BuckeyeTexan

I wonder how he felt when the buzz from the blow wore off. Did he just do more of it or does he regret writing this stupidity? This is the kind of crap guys who couldn’t handle their high would say. You know, the guys who would tell you “I love you man” when they’d had too much. Too much of anything.


18 posted on 04/02/2009 1:43:31 PM PDT by Mase (Save me from the people who would save me from myself!)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

What a crack pot this guy is. Too many hallucinogens in his diet.


19 posted on 04/02/2009 1:43:40 PM PDT by Pilated
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To: BuckeyeTexan

It’s been a rough week. I’ll have one of whatever this loon is drinking.


20 posted on 04/02/2009 1:43:52 PM PDT by LTCJ (God Save the Constitution - Tar & Feathers, The New Look for Spring '09)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

this has to be a joke


21 posted on 04/02/2009 1:43:52 PM PDT by machogirl (not one of Rush's top-ten gal names)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

.... Sent a day late.

I hope!


22 posted on 04/02/2009 1:44:04 PM PDT by grobdriver (Proud Member, Party Of No! No Socialism - No Fascism - Nobama - No Way!)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Quick. Get that man some more Kool-aid.


23 posted on 04/02/2009 1:44:37 PM PDT by La Lydia
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To: FreeSouthernAmerican

This is what will pass for front page news soon.


24 posted on 04/02/2009 1:45:00 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Just goes to show ya. Don’t hit “send” until you sober up.


25 posted on 04/02/2009 1:45:01 PM PDT by CaptRon (Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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26 posted on 04/02/2009 1:45:35 PM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Don must not have a busload of ACORN acivtists heading out to his neighborhood this weekend to stand and ogle and envy his house

I sure hope I’m not invested in anything being “financially advised” by this guy!

say amen, brother


27 posted on 04/02/2009 1:45:47 PM PDT by silverleaf (Freedom's just another word for "nothing left to lose")
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To: Rational Thought

Nope, this isn’t satire and isn’t an April Fool’s joke. This is an actual letter, written in November, to the editor of Investment News from a financial advisor.

Amazing, no? I’m still shocked after reading it.


28 posted on 04/02/2009 1:45:50 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Don needs help from Above. Second thought, electric shock therapy or a lobotomy might be in order as well.


29 posted on 04/02/2009 1:45:59 PM PDT by Apercu ("A man's character is his fate" - Heraclitus)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Don, put down the crack pipe and back away.


30 posted on 04/02/2009 1:46:56 PM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

This fellow is delusional. He says that “he didn’t vote for Obama.” But at the end says “I will forever remember that my vote counted.” What? I wouldn’t trust this turkey with $5.


31 posted on 04/02/2009 1:47:13 PM PDT by nonsporting
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To: BuckeyeTexan

So according to this genius, Obama will cause us to stop looking at people’s “waist size?” OOOKay


32 posted on 04/02/2009 1:47:22 PM PDT by Williams (It's The Policies, Stupid.)
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To: machogirl
this has to be a joke

I kept waiting for the punchline but it never came.

33 posted on 04/02/2009 1:47:28 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: mnehring
Hmmmmm....

I noticed that too. This guy is on drugs (or maybe he's just a really bad liar).

34 posted on 04/02/2009 1:48:01 PM PDT by MEGoody (Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

No one can say any of that for certainty....unless they have a time machine. Wonder why this guy is saying all of this (because I don’t believe in time machiens).


35 posted on 04/02/2009 1:48:25 PM PDT by brytlea (Jesus loves me, this I know.)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

And I thought April Fool’s Day was over. Oh well, I guess there really is one born every minute. Perhaps this fool will gain a modicum of wisdom when he and his money are parted slicker than Moses parting the Red Sea.


36 posted on 04/02/2009 1:48:26 PM PDT by Jeff F (austinaero; Phoenix11; WaterBoard)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Obviously vying for some o’ dat stimulus dollah!....this is probably the biggest collection of bullshit I have seen outside of a fenced in pasture, bar none.


37 posted on 04/02/2009 1:48:42 PM PDT by Gaffer
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To: william clark

Yeah, I’m wondering if he wants to take this one back and get a do-over, but something tells me that anyone this fooled by the Thug-in-Chief is probably still fooled.


38 posted on 04/02/2009 1:50:10 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Where is the supermegaultrapowerbarf warning?


39 posted on 04/02/2009 1:50:11 PM PDT by Malacoda (CO(NH2)2 on OBAMA.)
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To: Apercu

Is it legal for Hugo Chavez to sign this letter under a false name


40 posted on 04/02/2009 1:50:16 PM PDT by NoDRodee (U>S>M>C)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Monkeys COULD shoot out of my butt.


41 posted on 04/02/2009 1:50:47 PM PDT by SonnyBubba
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To: BuckeyeTexan
This article reminds me of the following:
"...God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie."

42 posted on 04/02/2009 1:51:16 PM PDT by SonOfDarkSkies
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To: BuckeyeTexan

An excellent point, especially when you factor in the tendency of people (journalists even moreso) to resist admitting their errors.


43 posted on 04/02/2009 1:51:58 PM PDT by william clark (Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

seminar writer, like seminar callers to Rush. We will see alot of these in the next 4 years. The BO machine does do alot of work, though aren’t very competent at governing, just campaigning(see the trip to Europe).


44 posted on 04/02/2009 1:52:16 PM PDT by jeffc (They're coming to take me away! Ha-ha, hey-hey, ho-ho!)
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To: UB355

Bad Acid ?


Way too much bad Acid.


45 posted on 04/02/2009 1:53:35 PM PDT by unkus
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To: mnehring

Well that shows that this guy has no idea what he’s talking about. He can’t even get his own statement straight.


46 posted on 04/02/2009 1:54:05 PM PDT by Mind Freed
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To: BuckeyeTexan

And I could look like Raquel Welch.


47 posted on 04/02/2009 1:54:53 PM PDT by Lizavetta (Politicians: When they're not lying, they're stealing.)
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To: BuckeyeTexan

Yep - the problem isn’t Obama - it’s our deluded fellow countrymen.


48 posted on 04/02/2009 1:55:14 PM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: Malacoda

Yeah, a couple of people mentioned that. I copied and pasted the title and meant to add a barf alert but got sidetracked.


49 posted on 04/02/2009 1:56:18 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan
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To: BuckeyeTexan
This IS an April Fool's joke, right? A day late, and a financial advisor's dollar short?

Because, seriously, Buckeye, you have GOT to be kidding...

http://radiopatriot.blogspot.com/2009/04/jdlr-it-just-doesnt-look-right.html

50 posted on 04/02/2009 1:56:48 PM PDT by patriotgal1787 ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing" - Edmund Burke)
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