Skip to comments.God Gives Obama The New Ten Commandments
Posted on 04/28/2009 5:23:45 PM PDT by writer33
Washington, D.C.And when it had come to pass, Obama went up to Capitol Hill. There, he toiled for 100 days and prayed, hearing the voice of the Lord thy God. And the Lord thy God said, I am the Lord thy God. Go ye unto the White House and take these new Ten Commandments. For Americans have become exceedingly wicked, and let these corporations know that they are to let my people go!
And Obama took the new Ten Commandments, and Republican congressmen fell to their knees in shame; then Obama went unto the White House. There, he called the New York Times, and said, Behold, I have heard the voice of the Lord thy God. The Lord told me to tell all corporations that they are to let my people go! Therefore, I am emailing you these new Ten Commandments to spread throughout America.
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He gave them to himself?
I thought about that, but even the Messiah had a boss.
The messiah has spoken!
Washington, D.C.And when it had come to pass, Obama went up to Capitol Hill. There, he toiled for 100 days and prayed, hearing the voice of the Allah thy God....
And General Motors came a tumblin’ down.
heeheee — Good to see that I’m not the only one that sees the arrogance of our leadership and wishes to mock it.
He thinks he’s Moses here to lead the people from the bondage of the corporate Pharohs.
And the whole country came a tumblin down.
That was a nice prayer song. Of course mine was satire, but that was nice. Thanks for the link, ckilmer.
The New Ten Commandments:
One: Thou shall not pollute the Earth!
Two: You shall not torture people in Guantanamo Bay!
Three: No corporations or small business making over $250,000 shall make any profits!
Four: Remember Obamas Election Day and keep it holy!
Five: Honor thy indigent and homeless, and return the corporation to the hands of the people!
Six: You shall not evict people that cant make their mortgage payments!
Seven: You shall not steal from people by providing them with poor health coverage!
Eight: You shall not allow the Bush administration officials to lie without prosecution!
Nine: You shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor unless thy neighbor is Rush Limbaugh, Mark Levin, Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, any conservative radio or television personality, including Fox News!
Ten: You shall not covet they neighbors house, nor wife, nor Lexus, nor butler, nor maid, nor house keepers, nor boat, nor RV, nor private jet, nor golf clubs, nor home theater, nor bowling alley, nor anything else that would cause you to create wealth on the backs of the poor!
1 When Hussein saw the crowds, he went up to the podium; and after he sat down, his disciples in the press came to him.
2 Then he began to speak, and did teach them, saying:
3 Blessed are the working families, for theirs are the 95% tax cuts.
4 Blessed are those who were ashamed of their country, for they will be comforted.
5 Blessed are the Unions, for they will inherit the earth.
6 Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for stimulus, for they will be filled.
7 Blessed are the tax evaders, for they will receive mercy and a Cabinet position.
8 Blessed are the bleeding of heart, for they will see God.
9 Blessed are the terrorists, for they will be released from Gitmo.
10 Blessed are those who are persecuted for Islams sake, for I shall stand with them, should the political winds blow that way.
11 Blessed are you when people revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account.
12 'Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in Washington, for in the same way those in Talk Radio persecuted the Democrats who were before you.
13 You are the acorns of the earth; but if an acorn has lost its nuts, how can its nuttiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything, but is thrown out and trampled under foot.
14 You are the light of the world. The light of the press cannot be hidden.
15 'No one after lighting a joint puts it under the bushel basket, but instead passes it to their friends, and it gives peace and understanding to all in the house.
16 'In the same way, help my light shine before others, so that they may see my good works and give glory to our Fellow Progressives.
17 Do not think that I have come to abolish the law, the New Deal, or Civil Rights; I have come not to abolish but to fulfil.
18 'For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth pass away, not one letter, not one stroke of a letter, will pass from the law unless I command. I won.
19 'Therefore, whoever breaks one of the least of these regulations, and teaches others to do the same, will be called least in the kingdom of Washington, and he will be assigned a place with the Republicans; but whoever does them and teaches them will be called great in the kingdom of Washington.
20 'For I tell you, unless your righteousness exceeds that of the Reids and Pelosis, you will never enter the kingdom of Washington.
Heh. Of course.
That was pretty funny Chris!
Oh my, that is hilarious!
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