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DUmmie FUnnies 04-28-09 (DUmmies join the "One Hundred Days" Obamamania!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 28, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 04/28/2009 7:19:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

In case you haven't heard--like, if you've been living on Jupiter for the last few weeks--Obamassiah is marking ONE HUNDRED DAYS in office this week! The nation REJOICES! The WHOLE WORLD REJOICES!! And the DUmmies are no exception. They are just OUT OF THEIR MINDS . . . with jubilation, that is. They're riding high in April. Will they be shot down in May? Who knows. But for now Obambi can do no wrong. He can terrorize Manhattan and get away with it. He can import swine flu from Mexico and get away with it. And what's more, the Democrats enjoy near-total hegemony. They just picked up Benedict Arlen Specter. Freaky Franken could soon be on his way. Yes, these are the good old days, the halcyon days for the DUmmies, as America marches boldly forward into the Glorious Future!

PRAISE YOU, OBAMASSIAH! The Church of The One has begun assembling for worship on this Eve of the Centidiurnal of Our Obamassiah. Right now they are venerating icons of the Young Prince and His Consort from the First Hundred Days, as we see in this THREAD, "PHOTOS 100 Days, 35 Images," and this THREAD, "PHOTOS The First Couple, The First 100 Days, 50 Images."

But before we get to the DUmmies, here is my own musical tribute for this High Hundred Days Festival. Click the link and sing along!

ONE HUNDRED DAYS
Tune: "Five Hundred Miles"

If you turn the TV on, you can watch the networks fawn
They all cheer Obama's gone a hundred days
A hundred days, a hundred days, a hundred days, a hundred days
They all cheer Obama's gone a hundred days

Lord, we're one, Lord, we're two, Lord, we're three, Lord, we're four
Lord, we're five trillion dollars in the hole
We're in the hole, we're in the hole, we're in the hole, we're in the hole
Lord, we're nine trillion dollars in the hole

Not a tax we will lack, got a target on my back
Lord, I can't afford Obama's kind of change
Keep the change, keep the change, keep the change, keep the change
Lord, I can't afford Obama's kind of change

If you like these hundred days and you sing Obama's praise
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
You're in a daze, you're in a daze, you're in a daze, you're in a daze
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze
Then I fear your feeble brain is in a daze

Now grab a barf bag and take a pew in the back, as we observe the Obama Nation of Jubilation, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent and the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, hoping Obamassiah's Appearance on the Hundredth Day just a couple of miles from my house doesn't interfere with my driving, is in the [Barackets]:

My faves!

[I feel like I'm reading Tiger Beat.]

Great photos! But check the caption for #24. That's Bo, not Michelle. . . .

[Hard to tell them apart.]

Blush. Wackiest caption muddle in the history of caption muddles!!!

[Don't worry! Obamassiah has issued a special Caption Muddle Jubilee Indulgence for his Hundredth Day.]

This is among my all time favorites!

[It's a picture of Obamassiah blessing an infant. I'm series.]

Very adorable.

[The baby or Obama?]

I like #28 the look on his face, I wonder what's in the NYT that day.

[All the Hagiography That's Fit to Print.]

Barack is from Hawai'i and Chicago and Michelle is from Chicago.

[Barack is from Heaven and Michelle is from Mars.]

I really really really really want that black dress!

[Calm down, ben!]

no one has mentioned the one with Hillary. . . .

[You mean, The One with Hillary.]

Class, intelligence, honor, dignity, and genuine niceness has come to the WH again. . . .

[Bo is quite a dog.]

I feel better now.

[I feel bitter now.]

niiiicccee! i heart all the pics!!

[i heart all his pecs!!]

Love the pics of them holding hands.

[Those are terrorist fist-jabs.]

Just priceless.

[Porkulus bill: A bazillion dollars. Federal deficit: 47 gigatrillion dollars. Photos of Barry and Michelle holding hands: Priceless.]

My feet start to throb just looking at some of her shoes. The belts have to go. Her stunning figure, just does not need them.

[47 gigatrillion dollars is an even more stunning figure.]

Love the one where they're yukking it up with Teddy.

[Hey, that's what I do when I see Teddy: Say "YUK!"]

I'm glad they're such good friends!

[Awww! Group hug!!]

still have to pinch myself. . . .

[Whatever floats your boat, ben.]

That's what I call a Power Couple!

[Is that like the Wonder Twins or something?]

She always looks like she stepped out of a Nordstrom catalog.

[Or a Black Lagoon.]

They look like they have their own thing going on still, as if none of this ever happened.

["As if none of this ever happened." I wish!]

I'm still pinching myself. . . .

[TMI, ben!]

I LOVE THE FIRST COUPLE!!! love love love!

[DUmmieland is about to EXPLODE with ecstasy!!!]

Who wants to see these pictures of a couple in love with each other.... all over the world..........looking good in every shot.......being so in love.. No one wants to look at these................... If they are a Republican!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ewww, ugly, NASTY Rethuglicans!!]

Glamour. That's the word for Michelle.

[Stammer. That's the word for, um, Barry.]

I think a woman actually commands more respect in a dress, and I wish Hillary would take note of this.

[Please, no.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 100days; caption; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; first100days; michelleobama; obama; obamamania; obamassiah
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I have got to award a special Kollective Kewpie Doll, though, to the posters on this THREAD, "I am sick of this 100 day grading thing already," for their recognizing that this "One Hundred Days" business is a media-created, artificial, arbitrary Unding.
1 posted on 04/28/2009 7:19:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP!


2 posted on 04/28/2009 7:20:26 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Communism comes to America: 1/20/2009. Keep your powder dry, folks. Sic semper tyrannis)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ibtp?


3 posted on 04/28/2009 7:20:29 PM PDT by GQuagmire (Who is EveningStar?)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


4 posted on 04/28/2009 7:20:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10?


5 posted on 04/28/2009 7:23:38 PM PDT by Gabz
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To: GQuagmire

I’m thinkin’.....”In before toilet paper.” ;-)


6 posted on 04/28/2009 7:24:14 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama. Clear and Pres__ent Danger.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

7 posted on 04/28/2009 7:26:09 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

She always looks like she stepped out of a Nordstrom catalog.

[Or a Black Lagoon.]


8 posted on 04/28/2009 7:27:03 PM PDT by stlnative
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To: stlnative
[Or a Black Lagoon.]

She's not very attractive, and she lumbers, like Caroline Kennedy.

9 posted on 04/28/2009 7:31:12 PM PDT by Aquinasfan (When you find "Sola Scriptura" in the Bible, let me know)
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To: Charles Henrickson
100 days, and already, my household with an income of under 40k has experienced a yearly raise in our federal taxes of $2,304.00. Assuming that the wine tax goes into effect, probably can up that to an even $2,500 a year. Add on the lovely tax increases from the state, as well as the quashing of child tax credits, and our tax burden has grown to over $3,000 this year.

Add on property taxes, and our tax burden skyrockets to $6480. Car registration increases raise it another $900 to over seven thousand dollars. Social security taxes of $3,200 bring it well over ten grand, and adding in all the other slop, our overall tax burden this year will be $12,310.

Nearly a third of our income is going to taxes - but that's ok, I'm expecting a HUGE check from Obama, because he'll absolutely keep his promise not to raise taxes on families who earn less than $250,000, so we should be getting a check for a cool $210,000 to make up for it...

10 posted on 04/28/2009 7:31:13 PM PDT by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Glamour. That's the word for Michelle.

Glommer. That's the word for a DUmmie

11 posted on 04/28/2009 7:38:44 PM PDT by mikrofon ('Bammer Glamour)
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To: kingu

I’m expecting a HUGE check from Obama................ Mine is coming in May. $250.00 Whoooohooo. Lucky I don’t smoke.


12 posted on 04/28/2009 7:42:34 PM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (tagline under renovation, will return soon.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Just looked like she stepped out of a Nordstrums catalog”, yea if it was printed by Woolworth’s Five and Dime.
I am sick already of the 100 days, if someone would tell me what King Barry has done (not counting the driving down the US into a third world country status).
You can’t count the swine flu.


13 posted on 04/28/2009 7:42:34 PM PDT by svcw (There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who know binary and those who don't.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL!!

Celebrating the diversity of the first 100 days of the Obama administration.


14 posted on 04/28/2009 8:00:03 PM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top Twenty, woot! :-)


15 posted on 04/28/2009 8:08:31 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon
Even an IMAGE of Obamassiah is enough to counteract Global Warming! This photo was taken in Fort Lauderdale yesterday:


16 posted on 04/28/2009 8:12:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"Sasha, don't let Uncle Joe scare you! Those things on his head are kind of like Mommy's hair extensions."

17 posted on 04/28/2009 8:16:30 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

Empty chair, empty suit.


18 posted on 04/28/2009 8:18:20 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"Who's your daddy? . . . Well, come to think of it, sometimes that's a tough question. . . ."


19 posted on 04/28/2009 8:21:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"Guess what? I'm going to take a little white boy's eggs and give them to you!"


20 posted on 04/28/2009 8:23:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I thought this guy was taking out the trash.


21 posted on 04/28/2009 8:25:49 PM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"START, d*mn you, START!"


22 posted on 04/28/2009 8:26:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROFLMBO!!!


23 posted on 04/28/2009 8:26:31 PM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"Watch this, Tim! I'm doing a wheelie!"


24 posted on 04/28/2009 8:29:45 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"Look! Our airplane made them all run out of the building! Cool!"


25 posted on 04/28/2009 8:33:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Some of *my* favorite images:
Image and video hosting by TinyPic

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26 posted on 04/28/2009 8:37:13 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"So I was down at Home Depot getting a drill to put in some new plugs, and I was testing it out,
and OOPS! I made a little hole right smack dab in the middle of my forehead!"


27 posted on 04/28/2009 8:38:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

Bo, B.O.


28 posted on 04/28/2009 8:40:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"Man, that Broom-Hilda! She always cracks me up!"


29 posted on 04/28/2009 8:44:29 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Tim: “Sir, what’s a wheelie?”


30 posted on 04/28/2009 8:45:20 PM PDT by HoosierHawk
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Rahm: "OK, now YOU tell the guy next to you what you just heard on the phone--
whisper in his ear--and he'll tell the next guy, and so on down the line, and
we'll see how it turns out at the end! Believe me, this is a fun game!"


31 posted on 04/28/2009 8:49:42 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

ROFL!


32 posted on 04/28/2009 8:52:36 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: kingu
I'm expecting a HUGE check from Obama, because he'll absolutely keep his promise not to raise taxes on families who earn less than $250,000, so we should be getting a check for a cool $210,000 to make up for it...

Haven't you heard? $40,000 is the NEW $250,000. Or is $40,000 the new millionaire? Doesn't matter; the Obambi will raise taxes on everyone except the non-taxed welfare losers sitting on their fat a**es with their hands out.

33 posted on 04/28/2009 8:53:39 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"OK, Reggie, you hold Invisible Girl there real still, and I'll give her a paddling she won't forget!"


34 posted on 04/28/2009 8:54:16 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL!


35 posted on 04/28/2009 8:54:44 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: HoosierHawk

So that’s why Robert Gibbs never knows anything!


36 posted on 04/28/2009 8:55:16 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: Charles Henrickson



37 posted on 04/28/2009 8:58:21 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: HoosierHawk; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead; Paul Heinzman

"OK, whoopee cushion in place . . . slide the old chair gently forward . . . oh, man, this is gonna be great!"


38 posted on 04/28/2009 9:01:02 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: hsalaw

I don’t know. That looks like Gibbs in the upper-left corner of the picture.


39 posted on 04/28/2009 9:02:36 PM PDT by HoosierHawk
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL LOL LOL !!!


40 posted on 04/28/2009 9:02:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

41 posted on 04/28/2009 9:06:02 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

Bark Obowwow.


42 posted on 04/28/2009 9:06:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: kingu

You are so exactly right its scary...get out and come to Colorado now...


43 posted on 04/28/2009 9:07:24 PM PDT by CIDKauf (No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I really really really really want that black dress!

Michelle O is wearing a new dress

You cant change the world
But you can change the facts
And when you change the facts
You change points of view

Depeche Mode, "New Dress": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yrfa8hOriQ&feature=related

44 posted on 04/28/2009 9:07:35 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (Tu ne cede malis.)
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To: Charles Henrickson



45 posted on 04/28/2009 9:08:36 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

Glamour. That’s the word for Michelle.


46 posted on 04/28/2009 9:10:04 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (PIX OBAMA.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

47 posted on 04/28/2009 9:12:47 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: svcw
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(There's really no doll, all you get is an empty suit!)
48 posted on 04/28/2009 9:14:26 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Charles, I think you are having waaaaaaaaaaay too much fun with all of these pictures, LOL! :-)


49 posted on 04/28/2009 9:17:12 PM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Gads. I actually feel nauseous.


50 posted on 04/28/2009 9:20:29 PM PDT by Hi Heels (Now here at the Rock we have two rules. Rule #1 obey all rules. Rule #2 no writing on the walls...)
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