She’s a friggin’ Sasquatch!
Yes, if you are into Frankensteinian shadow people.
She’s butt ugly.
Laura bush is more attractive. And that’s not saying much. That’s why you never heard people going on and on about how gorgeous laura was.
The lefties are pathetic.
They do it because it convinces the weak-minded. No-one in this society takes the time to learn ANYTHING anymore and simply regurgitates what they read in emails and see on TV.
If you like big linebackers in the NFL, then you will love Michelle Obama.
They tried the same thing with Hillary Clinton. Didn’t stick.
She’s an average middle aged woman with two children. ...and there’s nothing wrong with that.
She looks like something they talk about on Coast2CoastAM.
Why does the left need to insist that its current obsession is sexually attractive. Remember when they tried this with Hillary and then Chelsea Clinton. Remeber just a few weeks ago when some of these nutjobs were comparing her to Carla Bruni? I know, I still have trouble believing it myself, but these are the exact same people who compared the Williams Sisters to Anna Kournikova. I would be fair and say that Michelle Obama is not particularly good-looking, but by no means ugly. And she is dedicated to her own particular sense of style, which the liberals seem to like but I guess I don't get.
Despite the comparisons by the Left, she’s no Jackie Kennedy.
cnsidering the babes of the left the past decade has been the likes of rosie o’donnell, hillary clinton, randi rodent and jeanine garafolo it is understandable...
She’s a hatchet-faced grinch with a grating voice and no grace whatsoever.
Michelle 0bama can’t compare to Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean, Catherine Hamm, the renegade economist Michelle Muscio, Amanda Carpenter, etc. Even Jill Biden is easily 10x better looking than m.0. So score one for Slow Joe.
Only one smoking hot babe on the political scene.
And I’m a girl. She’s so awesome and not only beautiful on the outside but on the inside too.
Your Butt Will Look Good In These Jeans: In the February 9th issue of New York Magazine, designer Isabel Toledo who outfitted Michelle Obama for the swearing in ceremony - is asked whether the two women had met. They had, just one time, and Toledo tactfully describes her first impression:
I hugged her and thought Let me see what size? Shes got an amazing torso and long, beautiful arms. Shes like a spider.
Toledo chose not to be blunt about Mrs. Obama having large hips, thighs and buttocks. But rather than be dishonest or fawning, the designer subtly made her point by comparing Mrs. Obamas figure to an insect that tends to have skinny arms and a bulbous lower body.
Updates To Previous Posts (third item, Your Butt Will Look Good In These Jeans): Gushing that Those toned arms are becoming a trademark, CNN.com tells readers how to get Michelle Obama’s toned arms. Its true that Michelle Obamas arms are her best feature and she knows it, having posed for the March cover of Vogue in a sleeveless silk sheath and for the cover of People magazine in a lacy pink sleeveless dress but brown-nosing journalists would do the First Lady a favor if they instead told her how to get Beyoncés butt (no junk in that trunk).
Take that Vogue cover, for instance. Michelle Obama is artfully angled and posed so her huge hips are hidden by the sofa cushions; the skirt of the dress is scrunched to place extra fabric around the hips so the form-fitting cut doesnt accentuate her thighs; and her arm obscures most of her chest so as not to call attention to how comparatively bottom-heavy her figure is, since her breasts are very, very small. A lot of photographic sleights of hand went into this cover, just like those before and after photos in ads for miracle weight loss aids: