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Home Made Trailer Hitch - You don't have a big pickup to tow your 6,000 lb. gooseneck trailer.
Funny & Interesting E-mail Forwards ^ | 05 14 09 | Nick

Posted on 05/14/2009 10:12:25 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative

You don't have a big pickup to tow your 6,000 lb. gooseneck trailer. A little careful, well thought out engineering can solve your problem.

Wouldn't you love to see how the trip went? Good chance he ended up doing some unintended off roading somewhere.

She's hitched up and ready to roll! Amazing how the extra weight smoothes out the ride. Needed to air up the rear tires a bit ('bout 160 psi).

Added some super heavy-duty chain for extra support on the tailgate, (note the 'Heavy-Duty 'S' hooks to attach the chain) Also paid-up for some BIG Number 5/16 sheet metal screws to attach the Reese hitch frame to the tailgate. Likely two more through the carpet into the floor pan inside. Yep, probably overkill, but didn't want the possibility of having an axerdent.

Most of the time was spent on the front porch whittling down that MASSIVE solid pine 4x4 to fit precisely down into the hole in the ball mount receiver.

Note also - The 14''x14'' piece of 3/8'' plywood on the underside of the tailgate to distribute the load more evenly and beef up that tailgate support.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Travel; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; redneck; trailer; travel
http://interestingemailforwards.blogspot.com/2009/05/home-made-trailer-hitch.html
1 posted on 05/14/2009 10:12:25 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative
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To: Notoriously Conservative
Not to unnecessarily rain on your parade, but this looks plenty risky. And too, I suspect that if you are spotted by the authorities while under tow, you're going to have trouble.

I have a 2005 fifth-wheel and there is no way that I would put it in this kind of jeopardy.

2 posted on 05/14/2009 10:17:06 AM PDT by davisfh ( Islam is a very serious mental illness)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

http://interestingemailforwards.blogspot.com/2009/05/home-made-trailer-hitch.html


3 posted on 05/14/2009 10:17:16 AM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: davisfh

I think this line states the “view” of the author of this article...


Wouldn’t you love to see how the trip went? Good chance he ended up doing some unintended off roading somewhere.


LOL!


4 posted on 05/14/2009 10:19:20 AM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: davisfh
Not to unnecessarily rain on your parade....

I suspect that he's no more impressed by this than you are.

One really hopes the driver of this "rig" only meant to drag the trailer to the next street over.....

5 posted on 05/14/2009 10:20:02 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: r9etb

Even if only moving it one block over, as you suggest, could end up “costing” 2 shocks, 2 springs...possibly a differential, and two sets of wheel bearings, and I don’t know what else..a new tailgate perhaps


6 posted on 05/14/2009 10:23:29 AM PDT by ken5050
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To: r9etb

Do you think a load that large might cause the engine or transmission of a car to overheat?


7 posted on 05/14/2009 10:23:49 AM PDT by PUGACHEV
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Wow, that one’s right up there with the pics of that poor VW Jetta, piled high with sheets of plywood.


8 posted on 05/14/2009 10:24:04 AM PDT by Charles Martel ("Endeavor to persevere...")
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To: Notoriously Conservative

OMG, that’s scary. I wonder how well the pin on the trailer tongue fits into the ashtray?


9 posted on 05/14/2009 10:25:01 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Mr. Bernanke, have you started working on your book about the second GREATER depression?")
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To: Notoriously Conservative

I was expecting by the title for this to be someone who used duct tape.


10 posted on 05/14/2009 10:25:17 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Notoriously Conservative
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Me and the boys down at the lodge like it!
11 posted on 05/14/2009 10:26:22 AM PDT by Ghengis
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To: Peanut Gallery

Ethnic engineering ping


12 posted on 05/14/2009 10:26:30 AM PDT by Professional Engineer ("A republic if you can keep it" responded Franklin.)
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To: r9etb

You assumptions are correct. I was impressed by the creativity, but certainly not by the actual use of the ultra dangerous and moronic contraption.


13 posted on 05/14/2009 10:28:07 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative (http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com)
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To: mnehring

Don’t laugh. Duct tape can do anything!


14 posted on 05/14/2009 10:28:21 AM PDT by lafroste (gravity is not a force. See my profile to read my novel absolutely free (I know, beyond shameless))
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To: Ghengis

I love that show. My wife hates it, can’t figure why.


15 posted on 05/14/2009 10:28:47 AM PDT by Notoriously Conservative (http://www.notoriouslyconservative.com)
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To: lafroste

My dad is proof of that.. he makes Tim the Toolman look like a Yuppie.


16 posted on 05/14/2009 10:29:06 AM PDT by mnehring
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To: Notoriously Conservative
The upside is that even if he does manage to get it rolling, he'll be asleep (unconscious) at the wheel in 20 miles from the Venturi Effect pouring carbon monoxide into that wide-open tailgate.
17 posted on 05/14/2009 10:31:15 AM PDT by conservativeharleyguy (Democrats: Over 60 million fooled daily!)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

That hitch rig made me think “Red Green” instantly. And the hi-jinks that very likely followed.


18 posted on 05/14/2009 10:36:58 AM PDT by Ghengis
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To: davisfh

I had a 19’ Sea Ray on a trailer doing about 55Mph when the fishtailing started. Slowed down immediately, heard the bang, looked in my rear-view and saw the boat (still in the trailer) suddently list hard to starboard. Not a second later I could feel I was dragging, and out of the passenger window of the truck I could see a wheel bouncing down the road ahead of me. All kind of comical until you get to the part where the rim and tire combo (guesstimate at 80 pounds) going highway speed rams into a car. Fortunately no one was hurt.

I can only imagine what a 5th wheel, even at low speed, would do once it breaks free from this highly engineered solution. It won’t be pretty.


19 posted on 05/14/2009 10:37:08 AM PDT by Made In The USA (BO stinks.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
You forgot the, "Hold muh beer." request. Really funny although if you ever got behind a contraption like this on the road, you might not laugh so hard.

The mind works in mysterious ways. LOL

20 posted on 05/14/2009 10:39:09 AM PDT by JimSEA
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To: PUGACHEV
Do you think a load that large might cause the engine or transmission of a car to overheat?

Nah, that's the beauty of this setup. Look how high that front end is sitting -- all that extra wind blowing in from below will cool things down reeeeaaaal nice.... (need I add, /s?)

21 posted on 05/14/2009 10:39:17 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: davisfh
Not to unnecessarily rain on your parade, but this looks plenty risky.

Well, GEE WHIZ, maybe that's why it was posted!

22 posted on 05/14/2009 10:40:40 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

duct tape 10 50-pound sacks of salt or rice on the front bumper and hood .. looks good to me. ;-)


23 posted on 05/14/2009 10:42:27 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
Most of the time was spent on the front porch whittling down that MASSIVE solid pine 4x4 to fit precisely down into the hole in the ball mount receiver.

That IS some mighty fine whittlin'.

24 posted on 05/14/2009 10:42:33 AM PDT by dead
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To: Travis T. OJustice

25 posted on 05/14/2009 10:42:38 AM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: r9etb
Nah, that's the beauty of this setup. Look how high that front end is sitting -- all that extra wind blowing in from below will cool things down reeeeaaaal nice.... (need I add, /s?)

Wouldn't even have to worry about power steering!

26 posted on 05/14/2009 10:42:56 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: dead

That’s a drill and a dowel rod. Didn’t anyone else on here ever manufacture heavy towing equipment in the back yard?


27 posted on 05/14/2009 10:43:55 AM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Aw, heck, it would have worked just fine. Now, it might have been interesting going down that twisty, 10% grade with yer twenty-buck after-market brake pads...as long as they lasted...heck, they charge big bucks at Six Flags for that kinda excitement...


28 posted on 05/14/2009 10:49:30 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Notoriously Conservative

Come on folks, this is old. The fellow needed to do that to scoot the trailer up and back every so often. There was an ordinance against parking trailers for more than so long. He had to scoot it back and forth along the curb every couple days.


29 posted on 05/14/2009 10:50:40 AM PDT by USMCPOP (Father of LCpl. Karl Linn, KIA 1/26/2005 Al Haqlaniyah, Iraq)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
That's a V6 Blazer, transmission will be gone after about 200yd.

Which is fortunate, because that moron is putting everybody behind him in mortal jeopardy.

30 posted on 05/14/2009 10:55:55 AM PDT by xsrdx (Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas)
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To: USMCPOP
The fellow needed to do that to scoot the trailer up and back every so often.

Makes sense, since that truck wouldn't pull that rig very far...

31 posted on 05/14/2009 10:57:55 AM PDT by xsrdx (Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas)
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To: Richard Kimball
Chill out!


32 posted on 05/14/2009 10:58:49 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Travis T. OJustice
Wouldn't even have to worry about power steering!

Nope. Just put a big ol' buhlectric fan on the front. You could attach a couple of strings to each side and steer by turning the fan.

33 posted on 05/14/2009 11:10:28 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: Notoriously Conservative

We’re talkin UTAH here folks!


34 posted on 05/14/2009 11:11:47 AM PDT by Mashood
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To: Notoriously Conservative

35 posted on 05/14/2009 11:18:50 AM PDT by rednesss (fascism is the union,marriage,merger or fusion of corporate economic power with governmental power)
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To: Notoriously Conservative
I like this one much better.
36 posted on 05/14/2009 11:19:18 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (All grey areas are fabrications)
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To: r9etb

LMAO, air bow thrusters.


37 posted on 05/14/2009 11:22:33 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: Pan_Yan

Now that’s Cool!


38 posted on 05/14/2009 11:27:09 AM PDT by libertarian27 (Ingsoc: Life, Liberty and the Department of Happiness)
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To: davisfh; seekthetruth; All
I suspect that if you are spotted by the authorities while under tow, you're going to have trouble. I

The State Patrol in any state will definitely pull you over! You will be told to follow The State Boy to the nearest TA for safety and weight per Axel, the Home Ade RGN will be scrutinized and examined. I see the DOT shake down many OTR truck drivers whether they are pulling vans,flat beds Rgns step decks or a local milk tanker. The State Boys enjoy their authoritative jobs immensely!

39 posted on 05/14/2009 12:01:31 PM PDT by katiekins1 (Obama=DickTater N Chief)
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