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Nancy Pelosi:The CIA misled the Bush Administration (on torture and WMDs) just like with me [Satire]
Revival Conservative Blog ^ | Tuesday, May 19, 2009 | sickoflibs

Posted on 05/20/2009 5:43:08 AM PDT by sickoflibs

At today’s House leadership press conference Speaker Nancy Pelosi was once again ambushed with questions about her CIA briefings on Enhanced interrogation Techniques. Today she stunned reporters when she said that the Bush White House was misled by the CIA on WMDs. She stated, “Former President George W Bush was misled into thinking Saddam had WMDs just like we were both misled on the CIA policy on torture. We need an investigation to find out if the CIA tortured prisoners to force them to say Iraq was producing WMDs to deceive the former White House into going to war.“ The House Speaker implied that the CIA conspired to trick both the President and the congress into invading Iraq. Reporters were in shock when the speaker defended the honor of the ex-president, “President Bush is an honorable man who only had the nation's best interest at heart and he was deceived on WMDs just as I was on the CIA torture policy. I will introduce a bill in congress to defund the CIA so this can never happen again.”

Pelosi also spoke on Valerie Plane/Joe Wilson scandal, “It is obvious that the Wilson/Plane scandal was all about classified leaks to hurt the President and his staff just like what is going on now with my investigation into CIA torture. We need an immediate investigation into both Plane’s and Wilson’s classified leaks relating to the production of WMDs in Iraq. In addition I call on President Obama to give a full pardon to Scooter Libby who was a victim of CIA leaks and lies just like I am. National Security trumps politics We are all Americans first. "


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: humor; pelosi; satire; terrorism; torture; war
WOW! Nancy is really desperate if she hoping Bush will save her!
1 posted on 05/20/2009 5:43:09 AM PDT by sickoflibs
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To: sickoflibs

sorry Nancy, deflecting ain’t going to cut it here. BSD still in full swing.


2 posted on 05/20/2009 5:45:22 AM PDT by strange1 ("Show the enemy harm so he shall not advance" Sun Tzu The Art of War)
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To: sickoflibs

WTH. To think she is third in line for the Presidency.


3 posted on 05/20/2009 5:45:52 AM PDT by duckman (Jesus I trust in You. Mary take over)
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To: sickoflibs

satire alert?


4 posted on 05/20/2009 5:46:25 AM PDT by grandpa jones (obama must be exhausted, having to tote that giant brain of his around all the time.,.)
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To: sickoflibs

This is really not going to end well for her...

Hopefully this episode will blow the Democrat’s continual 20/10 selective hindsight play out of the water.


5 posted on 05/20/2009 5:46:36 AM PDT by Jack of all Trades (Incompetence - that's change ain't it?)
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To: sickoflibs

Pelosi - that’s my story and I’m sticking with it, Version 7.2.


6 posted on 05/20/2009 5:47:30 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: sickoflibs

Is this for real or is this satire?


7 posted on 05/20/2009 5:47:48 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (control the teleprompter, control the world)
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To: sickoflibs

I suppose this is her belated effort to remove partisanship from the equation. If so, then she’s dumber than I thought.


8 posted on 05/20/2009 5:48:41 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: sickoflibs
Reporters were in shock when the speaker defended the honor of the ex-president, “President Bush is an honorable man who only had the nation's best interest at heart and he was deceived on WMDs just as I was on the CIA torture policy. I will introduce a bill in congress to defund the CIA so this can never happen again.”

Is this a real story? I can't find it anywhere outside this blog.


9 posted on 05/20/2009 5:49:26 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is the 4th of July, democrats believe every day is April 15)
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To: sickoflibs

This clinches it.
The woman is NUTS.
White straight-jacket they’re-coming-to-take-me-away
nuts.


10 posted on 05/20/2009 5:49:33 AM PDT by supremedoctrine (The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity---Yeats)
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To: sickoflibs

So, she is saying that it was not Bush’s fault for not finding WMD’s? It was the CIA’s fault?


11 posted on 05/20/2009 5:50:39 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Vicks.)
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To: grandpa jones
satire alert?

Gotta be.

12 posted on 05/20/2009 5:50:45 AM PDT by ItsForTheChildren
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To: grandpa jones

>>satire alert?<<

Its unsourced from a small blog so its satire or or suspect.
I thought it might be real until I got to this part

>>Reporters were in shock when the speaker defended the honor of the ex-president, “President Bush is an honorable man who only had the nation’s best interest at heart and he was deceived on WMDs just as I was on the CIA torture policy. I will introduce a bill in congress to defund the CIA so this can never happen again.”<<


13 posted on 05/20/2009 5:51:01 AM PDT by gondramB
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To: sickoflibs

Obvious satire.


14 posted on 05/20/2009 5:51:12 AM PDT by nhwingut ( Don't Blame Me. I Voted For Palin.)
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To: sickoflibs

Satire, surely.


15 posted on 05/20/2009 5:51:21 AM PDT by Tuscaloosa Goldfinch (My new favorite quote "You can't organize clutter.")
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To: Tuscaloosa Goldfinch

Probably.

And don’t call me Shirley


16 posted on 05/20/2009 5:53:47 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: sickoflibs

I’m calling this total B.S.. Nancy would rather see GWB in jail than go totally nuts on the CIA. I’m sure Nancy wants to blame anything fault of CIA on the Bush administration’s 8 years of failed polices.


17 posted on 05/20/2009 5:55:54 AM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: grandpa jones; tx_eggman
National Security trumps politics We are all Americans first.

LOL! absolutely satire. She would NEVER say this, even if she were waterboarded herself.
18 posted on 05/20/2009 5:56:23 AM PDT by SpinnerWebb (mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves)
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To: sickoflibs
This is total BS.

Only a Republican would speak well of a Dem.

BUT....

Dems and reporters never, never, never have anything the least bit nice to say about any Repub.

AND...

Especially nothing remotely nice to say about G.W. Bush.

File this non-story under the dual heading of "What are you smoking, snorting, rubbing on your belly" and "What is the color of the ceiling in your Mom's basement?"

19 posted on 05/20/2009 5:57:49 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys: Can't fly, can't ski, can't drive, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best.)
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To: N. Theknow; Dixie Yooper
Lighten up. Her blaming the CIA last week has an irony to it, wouldnt you say? Of course she would claim it's Bush, Cheney and the CIA against her, but how about the daily MSNBC theme that Bush was leaking against the CIA?
20 posted on 05/20/2009 6:02:37 AM PDT by sickoflibs (Obama /Pelosi/Bush Theme : "A dollar borrowed or printed is a dollar earned!")
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To: sickoflibs

This has to be satire.


21 posted on 05/20/2009 6:03:56 AM PDT by big black dog
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To: sickoflibs

This is satire, right?


22 posted on 05/20/2009 6:07:06 AM PDT by silverleaf ("Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal ( Martin Luther King))
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To: AppyPappy
And don’t call me Shirley

LOL - my husband says that, too.

23 posted on 05/20/2009 6:09:31 AM PDT by Tuscaloosa Goldfinch (My new favorite quote "You can't organize clutter.")
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To: sickoflibs

Madness....


24 posted on 05/20/2009 6:18:46 AM PDT by freebilly
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To: sickoflibs
LOL

Can you believe this bastard. So now Bush is not dumb? Nancy go to hell!

25 posted on 05/20/2009 6:22:38 AM PDT by angcat ("When the strong man, fully armed, guards his own dwelling, his goods are safe".)
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To: Harrius Magnus; mojitojoe; Pelham; mom2twinsn2; LongLiveTheRepublic; ConservativeOrBust; ...

I had a dream about our clueless Speaker. Her blaming the CIA last week has an irony to it given GWB , Iraq and WMDs (and her using it over and over politically) , wouldnt you say?

Of course Pelosi would claim it’s Bush, Cheney and the CIA all against her. But how about the daily MSNBC theme that Bush was leaking against the CIA? A year ago and back in 2006 MSNBC was on “the CIA is a victim of Bush theme” with Plane/Wilson every day. Now they are on the “CIA is a bunch of liars” theme every day to protect Pelosi.


26 posted on 05/20/2009 6:32:12 AM PDT by sickoflibs (Obama /Pelosi/Bush Theme : "A dollar borrowed or printed is a dollar earned!")
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To: sickoflibs
The news is so ridiculous that it gets harder and harder to tell what is real and what is satire.

After that presser last week that had Nancy spinning like a top and blurting out how she was lied to, I would almost believe that she would say anything.

27 posted on 05/20/2009 6:32:42 AM PDT by Jim from C-Town
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To: gondramB

“>>Reporters were in shock when the speaker defended the honor of the ex-president,”

The clincher for me was this:
“I call on President Obama to give a full pardon to Scooter Libby who was a victim of CIA leaks and lies just like I am.”

This obviously is satire.


28 posted on 05/20/2009 6:34:57 AM PDT by DrC
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To: sickoflibs

Queen Polesuki screwed up, forgot about what she had said in the past, is/was courting more conceived importance & power, told a lie to try and cover another lie - then tried to lie about that, and basically, has no true convictions in her heart about what is right........now she pays for it.


29 posted on 05/20/2009 6:38:21 AM PDT by RSmithOpt (Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
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To: AppyPappy

“And don’t call me Shirley”

Your request appears to be Earnest, but I think you’re just being Frank.


30 posted on 05/20/2009 7:24:45 AM PDT by RebelTex (Freedom is everyone's right, and everyone's responsibility.)
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To: Dixie Yooper

SATIRE ALERT... That’s all it is!!!


31 posted on 05/20/2009 8:15:09 AM PDT by dcwusmc (We need to make government so small that it can be drowned in a bathtub.)
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